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Post by smoothpete on Sept 19, 2021 15:31:19 GMT
Once again, Reading showing itself as the guiding light of humanity.
“Do you want food or drugs?”
It looked like it was going to be drugs.
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Post by suicida on Sept 19, 2021 15:45:27 GMT
I miss living in Reading
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Post by Dougs on Sept 19, 2021 15:48:21 GMT
Pete, you definitely overhear the best conversations.
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Post by Vortex on Sept 19, 2021 16:16:39 GMT
Reading does seem to be the place for overhead chats about drugs! 😀
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Post by dfunked on Sept 19, 2021 17:00:15 GMT
On a rail replacement bus earlier today - "listen bruv, if you gotta go you gotta go, now pass me that fuckin cup yeah"
Stench of piss fills the bus but thankfully he cracked a window and chucked it out.
Yeah, we should've driven...
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Post by elstoof on Sept 19, 2021 17:30:35 GMT
Did you make it to Reading on time
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Post by MysteryLamb on Sept 19, 2021 17:59:49 GMT
Walking back from the local shop about 4 weeks ago. Some young women were walking about 50 meters ahead of me. Suddenly 5 young lads (12-14 years I'd guess) cycle past me and one of them says to the others, "Right lads, operation side-boob". When they got level with the women they slowed right down.
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Post by Danno on Sept 19, 2021 18:01:34 GMT
Walking back from the local shop about 4 weeks ago. Some young women were walking about 50 meters ahead of me. Suddenly 5 young lads (12-14 years I'd guess) cycle past me and one of them says to the others, "Right lads, operation side-boob". When they got level with the women they slowed right down. I'd have felt quite snubbed |
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Post by MysteryLamb on Sept 19, 2021 21:19:40 GMT
Walking back from the local shop about 4 weeks ago. Some young women were walking about 50 meters ahead of me. Suddenly 5 young lads (12-14 years I'd guess) cycle past me and one of them says to the others, "Right lads, operation side-boob". When they got level with the women they slowed right down. I'd have felt quite snubbed Well I wasn't, but now you've mentioned it... |
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Post by smoothpete on Dec 17, 2021 11:46:10 GMT
This morning I walked past a group of junkies doing that classic fast junkie walk, two of whom were carrying TV aerials and one had a big loop of cable. Like, massive TV aerials off a roof. How much smack can you get for one of those I wonder?
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Post by cubby on Dec 17, 2021 11:56:30 GMT
Maybe they're getting things ready for the Mrs Brown's Boys special
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Post by elstoof on Dec 17, 2021 11:58:16 GMT
The guy who put a satellite dish on my roof looked like an awful lot like a smack head, maybe this industry is a legitimate junkie sideline?
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Post by Vortex on Dec 17, 2021 12:52:50 GMT
Maybe they're getting things ready for the Mrs Brown's Boys special You'd need a shitload of smack to cope with watching that shite to be fair. |
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Post by ForkHandles on Dec 20, 2021 6:53:58 GMT
A few weeks ago I was in a 'Spoons on a Sunday afternoon (don't judge me, I was there ironically) and overheard the following from a couple as they were leaving:
Man: What's that that then? Woman: It's a llama. Man: What's a llama then, a dog? Woman: No you fuckin' idiot, it's a fuckin' camel! Man: Oh... So a really big dog?
I didn't catch her reply unfortunately.
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Post by elstoof on May 10, 2022 22:08:09 GMT
“I wanna take the kids somewhere where there’s no dogshit”
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Post by Aunt Alison on May 10, 2022 22:12:56 GMT
Everyone needs a dream
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Post by Aunt Alison on May 10, 2022 22:20:45 GMT
I once heard a woman tell someone she was "dying for a banana"
Hard to imagine that level of desire for a banana
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Post by Deleted on May 10, 2022 22:24:06 GMT
maybe she's sacrificing herself to rescue a banana
you don't know their history
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Post by EMarkM on May 11, 2022 6:21:17 GMT
Two elderly ladies wandered past the car yesterday. All I heard was:
“…well she wasn’t getting any from her ex husband…”
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Post by cubby on May 11, 2022 6:42:41 GMT
Corrie recap.
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Post by smoothpete on Jul 1, 2022 13:37:13 GMT
Normal enough looking guy cycling slowly through Reading town centre:
“… yeah you just simmer it on low for a while with some bicarbonate of soda”
… which is how you turn cocaine into crack. Guess someone’s Friday evening is going to be a lively one
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Post by Rich on Jul 1, 2022 13:45:22 GMT
I feel we go to different parts of Reading.
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Post by cubby on Jul 1, 2022 13:50:38 GMT
Could be making honeycomb.
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Post by dfunked on Jul 1, 2022 13:51:00 GMT
Handy way of getting burnt bits off pans in fairness, they were probably just talking ab...
Oh, Reading. Right.
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Post by smoothpete on Jul 1, 2022 14:04:18 GMT
Could be making honeycomb. To be fair yes it may say more about me and my inference than the guy himself |
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jul 1, 2022 14:17:46 GMT
User SmoothPete is telling on himself.
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Post by Vortex on Jul 1, 2022 14:55:01 GMT
Visited thread expecting some random drug-related conversation relayed by smoothpete.
Was not disappointed. :-)
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Post by smoothpete on Jul 1, 2022 14:57:51 GMT
It is very... cracky round here.
There was another snippet last week about midday on monday, outside the flats near my house. Woman talking to a guy on a bike, say their goodbyes, she walks back into the flats then comes straight out again and shouts to the guy riding off on his bike " OI CRAIG! You gave me 1 white and 2 dirt! I wanted 2 white and 1 dirt!"
(white = crack, dirt = heroin)
Now, of course, she could be baking cookies and be referring to white sugar and muscavado. But I don't think so. I hope she had a productive monday afternoon
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Post by mrpon on Jul 1, 2022 15:04:12 GMT
Persil might want to rethink their slogan.
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Post by Vortex on Jul 8, 2022 12:07:58 GMT
I work on a hospital campus.
Emerging from the main hospital building today after grabbing a coffee to drink whilst SAT in the sun, i passed a lady talking on her phone about the noodles she was going to have to have removed from her breast.
Not a pleasant situation for her sadly, but it did make me smile.
I am a bad human.
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