スコットランド
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Post by スコットランド on Jul 8, 2022 12:12:56 GMT
I work on a hospital campus. Emerging from the main hospital building today after grabbing a coffee to drink whilst SAT in the sun, i passed a lady talking on her phone about the noodles she was going to have to have removed from her breast. Not a pleasant situation for her sadly, but it did make me smile. I am a bad human. You are. |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Jul 8, 2022 12:14:44 GMT
What would you like him to say instead?
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Post by Vortex on Jul 8, 2022 12:19:55 GMT
I mean, i guess noodles sound nicer than nodules, but...
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Post by Sarfrin on Jul 8, 2022 15:53:25 GMT
What would you like him to say instead? sat? Still in place then. |
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Post by Vortex on Jul 8, 2022 17:45:32 GMT
Sat in place, perchance?  |
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Post by Dougs on Jul 8, 2022 17:56:59 GMT
Sitting, clearly.
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Post by Sarfrin on Jul 8, 2022 19:24:42 GMT
Sitting? Aha!
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Post by Nemesis on Jul 16, 2022 10:16:19 GMT
'I don't know maybe he had a real small penis"
Middle of the busy Supermarket; great place for a chat !
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Post by cubby on Jul 16, 2022 10:24:56 GMT
"or maybe you've got a massive vagina Janet!"
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Post by convercide on Jul 16, 2022 15:37:50 GMT
...massive vagina Janet
...massive vagina Janet
...massive vagina Janet
...massive vagina Janet
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Post by Danno on Jul 18, 2022 13:00:02 GMT
"You shat yourself at the end?"
"Yeah but like, literally"
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Post by Vortex on Jul 18, 2022 18:42:33 GMT
"You shat yourself at the end?" "Yeah but like, literally" Mowgli? Were they Scottish, with an allegedly large head? |
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Post by EMarkM on Jul 20, 2022 14:27:31 GMT
“Cucumber?”
“Yeah.”
“Hmm. I do like gravy with cucumber…”
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Post by cubby on Jul 20, 2022 14:32:24 GMT
 Almost makes it look like a legit dish. |
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Post by nexus6 on Jul 20, 2022 14:35:58 GMT
It's the sort of thing you see printed on a menu in foreign land
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Post by cubby on Jul 20, 2022 14:42:12 GMT
Maybe that's where they've been getting their images all this time!
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Post by smoothpete on Aug 6, 2022 9:45:53 GMT
On a train to London, bloke gets on at Slough:
“Reading is a gorgeous town, so much to do. The people are really cool”
I know it’s all relative, and Slough is a shithole, but this gentleman has very, very low standards
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Post by Jambowayoh on Aug 6, 2022 18:24:25 GMT
Get off train and see 6 teenage boys running for the train before it goes.
6 different people in unison: "RUN FORREST, RUN!"
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Post by Sarfrin on Aug 6, 2022 20:46:59 GMT
Teenage boys "WTF?"
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Post by Youthist on Aug 6, 2022 21:06:48 GMT
Get off train and see 6 teenage boys running for the train before it goes. 6 different people in unison: "RUN FORREST, RUN!" Talking of Forrest Gump - we just came back from the USA and stayed at Monument Valley. There are arseholes taking selfies right in the centre of the road of the famous Forrest running shot. It’s a full blown busy road with actual cars and things. Cunts. |
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Post by Trowel 🏴 on Aug 6, 2022 21:12:57 GMT
I've driven on that road - there are some weird rises where the sun blinds you in the morning or the evening depending on your direction; I didn't feel safe in a car, never mind as Tom Hanks.
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Post by Youthist on Aug 6, 2022 21:21:51 GMT
Monument Valley for the record was amazing
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Post by smoothpete on Nov 1, 2022 9:31:34 GMT
Lady in the gym : "It's been murder central around here lately. We've had 16 murders in 2 weeks"
(I assume she's police)
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Post by Vortex on Nov 1, 2022 9:38:38 GMT
Well, it makes a change from your more usual Reading drugs chat I guess- unless the murders were drug related?  |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Nov 1, 2022 10:15:54 GMT
Slighty rough family on the bus, "Ohh, look at the bins! You can tell it's a nice place by the bins."
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Post by cubby on Nov 1, 2022 13:13:08 GMT
Lady in the gym : "It's been murder central around here lately. We've had 16 murders in 2 weeks" (I assume she's police) Or you should really change gyms... |
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Post by Vortex on Nov 1, 2022 13:33:12 GMT
I assume he has, unless this is the one Theresa May also uses!
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Post by mrpon on Nov 1, 2022 14:08:25 GMT
Slighty rough family on the bus, "Ohh, look at the bins! You can tell it's a nice place by the bins." Is the nice place beside the bins or because of the bins? |
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Post by dfunked on Nov 1, 2022 18:01:02 GMT
What're the bins like in Reading?
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Post by cubby on Nov 1, 2022 20:43:39 GMT
Mostly full of drugs if you listen to pete.
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