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Post by Sarfrin on Nov 26, 2021 21:45:46 GMT
An egg for all orifices.
ETA Fuck you autocorrect, if you pretend a word doesn't exist I'll type the damn letters myself.
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Post by Danno on Nov 26, 2021 22:19:37 GMT
An egg for all orifices. ETA Fuck you autocorrect, if you pretend a word doesn't exist I'll type the damn letters myself. Kinda wish my post got new page, but this is solid |
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Post by Zuluhero on Nov 26, 2021 22:31:08 GMT
An egg for all orifices. ETA Fuck you autocorrect, if you pretend a word doesn't exist I'll type the damn letters myself.  |
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Post by Sarfrin on Nov 26, 2021 22:40:36 GMT
That's all eggs for an orifice. A very different experience.
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Post by ozthegweat on Nov 27, 2021 19:02:39 GMT
Ha, I think a duece can sometimes be the most satisfying thing in the world and then from one day/meal to the next the least satisfying thing in the world. One of my favourite things to ask people is "Ever had a better shit than wank?" |
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Post by dfunked on Nov 27, 2021 19:09:23 GMT
I'm sorry sir, you'll either need to order something or leave!
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Post by Blue_Mike on Nov 28, 2021 2:49:57 GMT
Shat with such force and speed tonight, I wouldn't be suprised if it had a muzzle flash.
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Lizard
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I love ploughmans
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Post by Lizard on Nov 28, 2021 4:30:47 GMT
Crime scene vibes.
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Vortex
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Harvey Weinstein's Tattered Penis
is apparently a mangina.
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Post by Vortex on Nov 28, 2021 9:59:49 GMT
Chalk outline for the splashback.
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Post by Dougs on Nov 28, 2021 12:48:06 GMT
UV light for the splatter.
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Post by Techno Hippy on Nov 28, 2021 13:28:27 GMT
I'm crapping chicken ball sized lumps of dark matter at the moment. Each one is an effort.
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Post by stacks on Nov 28, 2021 13:38:52 GMT
Ha, I think a duece can sometimes be the most satisfying thing in the world and then from one day/meal to the next the least satisfying thing in the world. One of my favourite things to ask people is "Ever had a better shit than wank?" A good shit is better than a good wank. End. Of. |
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Post by Zuluhero on Nov 28, 2021 13:40:17 GMT
I've always done them together.
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Lizard
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Post by Lizard on Dec 2, 2021 6:58:19 GMT
Who was the user who said he got a hard-on every time he had a shit?
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Post by patrick on Dec 6, 2021 6:31:14 GMT
Had one of those ones yesterday that disappears down the u-bend but still sits vertical, with about 2inches rearing it's head above water. It did not feel natural on the way out. Almost took a photo it was so big.
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Post by Danno on Dec 6, 2021 8:20:24 GMT
still sits vertical, with about 2inches rearing it's head above water. Hate it when that happens, feels like I'm abandoning my youngling |
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Post by LegendaryApe on Dec 6, 2021 9:12:27 GMT
I have the runs.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2021 14:28:13 GMT
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Post by LegendaryApe on Dec 6, 2021 15:25:35 GMT
I am a bit. I scatter-gunned the work toilet and my stomach has been making sounds like a penguin's mating call. It has settled now though, so I think I can relax. Not my sphincter, but the rest of me. Your thoughts and prayers kept me going. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2021 15:41:07 GMT
I had a right solid shit a few moments ago and your skitters came to mind. Not in a sexy way. Just that I was glad I had a hard poo.
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Post by Danno on Dec 6, 2021 17:19:42 GMT
TODAY ON "Is the Fart Safe?" No. |
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Post by Blue_Mike on Dec 7, 2021 2:04:35 GMT
I'm going to start a petition at work for softer toilet paper for the staff. The stuff they give us at the moment should come with a knot of rope to bite down on and some plasters.
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Post by Danno on Dec 26, 2021 21:24:46 GMT
OH MY GOD SEND HELP
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Post by Danno on Dec 26, 2021 21:25:19 GMT
IT SMELLS LIKE MY POO IS DOING A POO
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Post by Danno on Dec 26, 2021 21:26:03 GMT
THERE'S SO MUCH
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Post by Danno on Dec 26, 2021 21:26:42 GMT
AHHHHHHH IT BURNS
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Post by Danno on Dec 26, 2021 21:36:59 GMT
It's just staying there after 2 flushes
What do I do?!
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Post by Danno on Dec 26, 2021 21:37:31 GMT
3 flushes now
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Post by Danno on Dec 26, 2021 21:40:28 GMT
Ok it's gone
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Post by Zuluhero on Dec 26, 2021 21:40:30 GMT
As expected after yesterday's festivities, I had a massive poop. In the immortal words of Jeff Goldblum  Today has been just as, erm, rich, so expecting the same tomorrow... |
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