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Post by Danno on Aug 13, 2021 11:48:55 GMT
I've recently become a two poops a day person and I have no idea why.
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Post by Humperfunk on Aug 13, 2021 11:50:17 GMT
Delighted this thread is back, let's get some good poo stories going asap
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Post by mudskipp on Aug 13, 2021 20:57:20 GMT
I was ill a couple weeks ago and had a novel experience.
Like liquid sand it was.
Reminded me of when you're in school and learning about the silt from the Nile flooding the plains.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 13, 2021 20:58:42 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Aug 13, 2021 21:00:46 GMT
It's not a poo story, but I had a garlic chilli chicken Indian takeaway last night that gave me the most rancid farts of my life.
It's a good thing I was working from home today, because the office would have been evacuated if I was there. I made the mistake of dropping one right before an hour long meeting with a client and had to sit there on Teams right through the meeting trying not to gag. I think it might have melted the curtains a bit.
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Post by atomix on Aug 13, 2021 22:16:43 GMT
One of the most entertaining and pointless threads returns. I expect great things from you all.
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Post by Lizard on Sept 13, 2021 2:09:25 GMT
I'm worried that my toilet is going to move out given what I've put it through over the last few days.
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Post by lew on Sept 13, 2021 6:56:13 GMT
My 7th day in work yesterday so enjoyed a fantastic double-time poo. Fewer greater pleasures in life.
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Post by barchetta on Sept 13, 2021 7:12:05 GMT
My wife will be pleased. This was her go to thread that she'd ask me to read aloud when she notice me skimming the EG threads.
FWIW, Bowie had a Ziggy period and Picasso a blue period. I am enjoying a sulphur period atm.
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Post by Arkler on Sept 13, 2021 7:56:46 GMT
I am a 0,5 times a day if I am lucky.
Could even be worse but I found a herbal supplement that works wonders.
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Post by rawhammered on Sept 13, 2021 7:57:37 GMT
i do two poops before breakfast
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Post by mcmonkeyplc on Sept 13, 2021 8:28:02 GMT
All my poops, and there are always at least 2, happen in the morning.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2021 9:46:16 GMT
I love caramelised fried onions, but what they do to my bowels can only be described as a crime against humanity.
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Post by BurnoutJunkie on Sept 13, 2021 20:30:27 GMT
All your poo are belong to us.
Love that this thread is back. Compared to the stuff I used to read in the old forum (and I suspect that I'll read in here) make my number 2s seem rather boring.
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Post by retro74 on Sept 13, 2021 20:32:46 GMT
I’m lucky if I do two in a week, never mind in a day
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Post by Lizard on Sept 13, 2021 20:36:48 GMT
All your poo are belong to us. Love that this thread is back. Compared to the stuff I used to read in the old forum (and I suspect that I'll read in here) make my number 2s seem rather boring. Well only you can do something about that. Get a vindaloo and join the party. |
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Post by Danno on Sept 13, 2021 20:36:51 GMT
I’m lucky if I do two in a week, never mind in a day Christ. How are you walking of a Thursday. Wurzel Gummidge, Lord Flashheart or Frank Spencer? |
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Post by retro74 on Sept 13, 2021 20:40:07 GMT
A mix of all three. To be fair it’s improved recently since I started running every day for some reason
I even did one on consecutive days at one point
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Post by Danno on Sept 13, 2021 20:41:50 GMT
Must be a sight to behold (the running)
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Post by retro74 on Sept 13, 2021 20:43:37 GMT
I eat really really tiny foods so it’s not too bad carrying them around for a week
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Post by Zuluhero on Sept 13, 2021 21:03:16 GMT
I'm a twice a week guy as well, and that's if I'm lucky. Thanks IBS!
Been on movicol for the past 2ish years, 2 sachets a day, which really helps - even though I lie here at the end of day 2 without going. Here's hoping for tomorrow!
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Post by LockeTribal on Sept 13, 2021 21:07:26 GMT
Much like Barchetta, I'm glad this thread is back as it's always given my other half a good laugh. She even refers to massive poos as "twelveways" after reading a post of his on EG  |
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Post by Danno on Sept 13, 2021 21:09:58 GMT
Much like Barchetta, I'm glad this thread is back as it's always given my other half a good laugh. She even refers to massive poos as "twelveways" after reading a post of his on EG Brilliant. That takes me back in all the worst ways |
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Post by Zuluhero on Sept 13, 2021 21:17:53 GMT
Much like Barchetta, I'm glad this thread is back as it's always given my other half a good laugh. She even refers to massive poos as "twelveways" after reading a post of his on EG I remember someone once saying that theirs slipped under the water like a leopard seal, when people often compared poops that didn't splash (Maybe Decks?), that mental image still makes me giggle. You guys have such a good way with words, it's what keeps me coming back (even when the subject is about poo) |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2021 6:20:50 GMT
Had two servings of homemade dopiaza last night, and now think I've discovered how Marmite is made.
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Post by Danno on Oct 26, 2021 15:09:25 GMT
I had a battered sausage from the chippy last night and it's turned my excretions into some sort of revolting Gorilla Glue. It took half a roll to wipe followed by a shower, my stinkeye is red raw and I still feel like I need to burn/veet/agent orange the hair off to be sure.
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Post by trafford on Oct 30, 2021 7:30:14 GMT
It can be a harrowing time when we have to take a dump in a new bathroom.
I've just spent the night with a new friend. She lives in a nice cottage with a charming bathroom, books, pictures, plants etc, her daughter also lives there.
I eat a decent diet, so I don't exactly unleash hell. I follow the country code and always aim to leave a campsite better than I find it.
But we never really know do we? I mean it never smells does it?
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Post by chug666 on Oct 30, 2021 7:33:41 GMT
Unfamiliar bathroom = guaranteed floater.
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Post by trafford on Oct 30, 2021 7:35:51 GMT
Fucking hell, I'm back home now and could do with double checking for that!
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Post by rawshark on Oct 30, 2021 16:54:03 GMT
I’ve been dealing with a fair bit of stress and anxiety lately and most of the time it feels like my stomach is in a vice grip. Weirdly, it like my body can’t decide what this is doing to it. It’s either compacting everything into tiny, hard, difficult to pass stools, or it’s an explosive shotgun blast of bowl-filling shart that somehow gets under the seat.
I won’t lie - clean-up aside, the second kind is better.
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