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Post by Danno on Aug 4, 2023 0:58:23 GMT
I've had a horrible day as well. Cannot sleep for fear of it. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2023 10:49:21 GMT
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Post by cubby on Aug 8, 2023 11:44:59 GMT
The poop knife had a cameo in the Cockfields, iirc.
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Post by Blue_Mike on Aug 10, 2023 11:56:57 GMT
I had never tried Oreos before yesterday. Went through two packets of them. Was not prepared for the fact that today my shit would be as black as the void of space.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Aug 10, 2023 12:54:38 GMT
I'm suffering with god knows what since early Monday morning, felt some strange acid reflux eating dinner on Sunday and then prolonged diarrhoea at 3am Monday morning. Had stomach cramps, small amounts of poo but several times through the day, thought it calmed down yesterday after having some clear broth and this morning it was just pure water followed by small amounts of poo again. Don't know what it is but when it started I woke up covered in sweat burning up and I had a constant headache for three day. Going to try and see a doctor if possible so taking Buscopan and I've not long taken an Immodium.
My brain is thinking it could be something worse especially after having cancer.
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Post by ozthegweat on Aug 10, 2023 16:49:00 GMT
Jesus man, let's hope it turns out to be something harmless.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Aug 10, 2023 16:50:54 GMT
Doctor said it was most likely a viral infection, gastric bug. If it hasn't improved by Monday I need to send a sample and go from there.
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Post by LegendaryApe on Aug 10, 2023 16:51:30 GMT
I'm suffering with god knows what since early Monday morning, felt some strange acid reflux eating dinner on Sunday and then prolonged diarrhoea at 3am Monday morning. Had stomach cramps, small amounts of poo but several times through the day, thought it calmed down yesterday after having some clear broth and this morning it was just pure water followed by small amounts of poo again. Don't know what it is but when it started I woke up covered in sweat burning up and I had a constant headache for three day. Going to try and see a doctor if possible so taking Buscopan and I've not long taken an Immodium. My brain is thinking it could be something worse especially after having cancer. let us know how things go, Jambo. That's scary. Hope you're alright |
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Post by Jambowayoh on Aug 10, 2023 16:53:39 GMT
Hoping so, essentially all I can think of it being the Vietnamese restaurant I went to Saturday night or Wetherspoons after.
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Post by LegendaryApe on Aug 10, 2023 16:55:55 GMT
That's a long time to be having an effect on you. Hopefully that's the case!
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Post by Jambowayoh on Aug 10, 2023 17:02:23 GMT
Well he said viral infections can be quick or take a while to settle in and I felt the pain around 3pm at Sunday lunch and then strong stomach pain on Sunday night. Everything I've read lines up with all my symptoms and I'm over the worst of it, it's just very smelly loose stools atm and trapped wind, plus I don't have any stomach cramps.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2023 17:33:01 GMT
Jambo woke up wondering “what the pho?”
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Post by LegendaryApe on Aug 10, 2023 17:55:53 GMT
Fair enough, better safe than sorry though
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2023 17:57:20 GMT
Jambo woke up wondering “what the pho?” PotD |
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Post by Lizard on Aug 10, 2023 18:00:06 GMT
A bit of mustard on the anus will keep the diarrhoea in.
Seriously though sounds horrible, get well soon.
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Post by mcmonkeyplc on Sept 1, 2023 8:13:16 GMT
Got some real ring sting this morning. Chili Panner Dosa does that to me.
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Post by imamazed on Sept 1, 2023 12:48:54 GMT
I've simply learnt that madras is my limit for a takeaway.
If I've got nothing to do at all the next day, and have plenty of immodium in, then maybe, just maybe, I'll treat myself to a jalfrezi.
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Post by Danno on Sept 1, 2023 23:27:00 GMT
Can't find my post about being unsure about watching Rise of Skywalker so this seems like a place.
I will never dislodge this and I'm barely 30minutes in. I know some of you warned me but Im bored so I had to have a look.
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Post by cubby on Sept 2, 2023 0:42:57 GMT
I haven't seen it, but the line "somehow, Palpatine returned" feels like all you need to know about that film.
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Post by Danno on Sept 2, 2023 1:01:48 GMT
It's the thing I cannot dislodge
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Post by beastmaster on Sept 3, 2023 4:13:05 GMT
I went out for a lovely meal. Had my second set of explosive Diarrhoea. I’m starting to feel a bit better now. Got a fan on as I was sweating like crazy. I think I’ve got a third burst left in me.
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Post by Lizard on Sept 3, 2023 6:57:55 GMT
Spray well, Beastmaster
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Post by mrpon on Sept 3, 2023 7:08:23 GMT
All the best, blastmaster
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Post by cubby on Sept 3, 2023 7:13:19 GMT
A fan and diarrhoea sounds like a dangerous combo.
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Post by rawshark on Sept 11, 2023 15:25:38 GMT
Well, God punished me for attending a BBQ in September with what looks like Gastric flu. Fever all night and a quick slid down the Bristol Stool Chart today. Last bout hit me by surprise and stealthed its way into my pants. Actually feel like death.
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Post by rawshark on Sept 11, 2023 15:27:22 GMT
It lead to me calling my the missus away from our 8 month old with the line “be a dear, grab me a fresh pair of undies.”
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Post by imamazed on Sept 11, 2023 15:33:29 GMT
What sort of undies?
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Post by mrpon on Sept 11, 2023 15:34:03 GMT
Probably no need for the snip now.
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Post by rawshark on Sept 11, 2023 15:46:03 GMT
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Post by Vortex on Sept 11, 2023 15:51:17 GMT
Be glad you didn't cough or sneeze too at the time.
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