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Post by Vortex on Oct 3, 2022 14:42:22 GMT
If I'd visited the bogs for a poo it'd quite possibly have been a more constructive use of time than the meeting I have just returned from.
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Post by Vortex on Oct 3, 2022 14:43:07 GMT
Great. hello new page.
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Post by art_of_pingu on Oct 3, 2022 15:20:19 GMT
I never have to poo at work, but today I had some leftover sausage pasta for lunch and now I've had 2 thunder sessions. Welcome to the tribe. All poopers welcome. |
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Post by dfunked on Oct 3, 2022 15:28:10 GMT
And work toilet roll... Sounds like one of those sessions that'd use up half a roll.
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Post by cubby on Oct 3, 2022 15:29:10 GMT
I grabbed an extra roll on my way there. It felt necessary.
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Post by Vortex on Oct 3, 2022 15:42:38 GMT
I grabbed an extra roll on my way there. It felt necessary. Pictures cubby with spare bog roll and paper folded under one arm whistling happily whilst walking on way to his throne of choice... |
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Post by Zuluhero on Oct 4, 2022 17:22:34 GMT
There's always a good one isn't there. Mine used to be the ones on the floor we don't use much as you'd be less likely to bump into other people.
They recently turned one of the girls toilets into mens, I now use them now as everyone is afraid to go in.
There is so much room in the cubicle too, it's so luxurious. I felt a bit cheated when I first saw them.
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Post by baihu1983 on Oct 7, 2022 6:16:03 GMT
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Post by mrpon on Oct 7, 2022 7:01:44 GMT
Clean up on aisle, errmm, one?!
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Post by Zuluhero on Oct 7, 2022 7:21:50 GMT
What does gender critical mean?
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Post by Danno on Oct 7, 2022 7:38:06 GMT
What does gender critical mean? Cunt. |
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Post by Zuluhero on Oct 7, 2022 7:46:18 GMT
Ahh, one of those.
Tbh anyone that shits on the floor in protest is a bit of a cunt. So she's a double cunt.
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Post by art_of_pingu on Oct 7, 2022 7:54:45 GMT
Was going to say which one of you was it. But then I noticed it was a female.
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Post by dfunked on Oct 7, 2022 8:12:49 GMT
I tell you whut. Not drinking has been a bit of an eye opener (in many ways) in terms of poop quality.
Laid a few toilet snakes this week that I felt bad flushing. They were works of art that should've been framed.
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Post by mrpon on Oct 7, 2022 8:32:43 GMT
Any sitting-down-look-through-the-leg lookers? Bit of a game changer to check for tag nuts pre-wipe. Granted some of you tubsters might struggle with the concept.
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Post by mcmonkeyplc on Oct 7, 2022 8:35:48 GMT
I don't drink that often anymore and my poops are more often than not not fine snakes.
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Post by Zuluhero on Oct 7, 2022 9:01:43 GMT
Any sitting-down-look-through-the-leg lookers? Bit of a game changer to check for tag nuts pre-wipe. Granted some of you tubsters might struggle with the concept. We're already checking our poop to see what fine specimens we've produced, isn't that enough? |
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Post by mrpon on Oct 7, 2022 9:23:31 GMT
No this isn't stuff in the bowl this is stuff still attached to the bowel.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Oct 7, 2022 9:47:03 GMT
I just take a selfie.
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Post by ozthegweat on Oct 7, 2022 11:03:51 GMT
Ahh, one of those. Tbh anyone that shits on the floor in protest is a bit of a cunt. So she's a double cunt. Well, I contemplated multiple times in the past to shit in the letterboxes of various people that acted like cunts. So far, I haven't. Mainly because my bowel sausages are works of art, not to be wasted on arseholes, paradoxically. |
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Post by Vortex on Oct 7, 2022 11:17:35 GMT
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Post by ozthegweat on Oct 7, 2022 11:39:59 GMT
We now have toilet paper with little dogs on it. Possible crosspost with the pets thread?
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Post by dfunked on Oct 7, 2022 11:41:24 GMT
Pictures of little dogs I hope...
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Post by ozthegweat on Oct 7, 2022 12:31:24 GMT
No, when they get run over by cars, they are sun-dried and then…
…yes pictures!
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Post by Blue_Mike on Nov 22, 2022 5:51:25 GMT
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Post by Vortex on Nov 22, 2022 9:30:00 GMT
Vindaloo last night?
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Post by Blue_Mike on Dec 2, 2022 7:30:04 GMT
Something has gone badly wrong with my guts during the night. Had terrible abdominal pain followed by a series of astonishingly awful death-farts. Forced myself out of the house to go to work, and there's one brewing up now that I really don't think I can trust.
I am basically sitting on a dirty bomb, I didn't have time to run into the Tesco near my bus stop to use their toilets before the bus arrived, and every time it hits a pothole or a speed bump I feel like I'm getting closer to disaster. When I get to the gents in work, it's going to be a photo finish.
EDIT:
Made it. But the gas has gotten worse. So far, the best reaction I've gotten was when a colleague walked into the office, gagged, and said "Fucking hell mate, you could chew on that."
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Post by Vortex on Dec 2, 2022 10:23:36 GMT
Awaits update post of a destroyed toilet at Mike's work.
Or change of user name to Brown_Mike
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Post by Blue_Mike on Dec 2, 2022 10:26:17 GMT
Awaits update post of a destroyed toilet at Mike's work. Or change of user name to Brown_Mike Edited as you were replying. My arse is a chemical weapon today. |
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Post by Zuluhero on Dec 2, 2022 18:23:20 GMT
I'm having bit of a weird day too, half water, half solid. Been about 4 times today, and my guts are gurgling something rotten.
Had a few where I felt the need to let one rip (to alleviate the cramps) only to abort in the final seconds as I sensed soilage.
Don't think I've eaten anything weird.
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