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Post by LegendaryApe on Oct 11, 2023 6:03:26 GMT
That's what happened unfortunately. It can't be avoided when kids are in creche
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Post by damagedinc on Oct 25, 2023 13:29:10 GMT
Vasectomy achievement unlocked
Despite Mrs damaged having given birth to two children I will be well and truly "milking" this until she tells me to shut up.
48 hours tops I reckon.
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Post by Dougs on Oct 25, 2023 13:33:03 GMT
Big pillow at the ready?
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Post by Blue_Mike on Nov 1, 2023 2:05:05 GMT
I have a cold/cough.
Haven't had one in about two years at least. Not quite at the "Please grant me the sweet release" stage, but I have just about hit the "Swearing at inanimate objects that I feel have somehow crossed me" stage.
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Post by cubby on Nov 7, 2023 14:25:17 GMT
My partner has covid and now I've got a sore throat and cough but I'm still testing negative.
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Post by mrpon on Nov 8, 2023 10:29:17 GMT
Took my knuckle off again grating cheese.
I've now got a snazzy rotating one from Ikea.
Fuck you box grater!
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Nov 8, 2023 10:30:51 GMT
Those rotary graters are the business! Can't say I'd have the Ikea one though, looks too fiddly to clean.
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Post by Vortex on Nov 21, 2023 13:40:27 GMT
Got a dose of covid after a long weekend in Edinburgh celebrating my folks 80th birthdays.
Lots of folk sneezing on the trains, in shops etc. I am blaming the manky guy who sneezed on my son and I instead of sneezing the other way. Cheers geezer.
Although, given my dad also has it, it's maybe more likely to be a restaurant or uber where we were all present. All the multitude of boosters seem to be doing the trick for him not having it too badly thus far.
Thankfully, it also seems reasonably ok for me too , although it has really flared uo the asthma i got after my first 'official' positive tested encounter with covid earlier this year.
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Post by Blue_Mike on Dec 10, 2023 22:59:13 GMT
I just stood, barefoot, on an upturned plug.
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Post by Bill in the rain on Dec 12, 2023 9:40:54 GMT
An electrical plug? I'm sick. I have a runny nose. The missus is sick. The kid is sick. Stupid colds.
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Post by cubby on Mar 4, 2024 20:31:07 GMT
Just choked on some chocolate. I need a hug.
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Post by LegendaryApe on Mar 4, 2024 20:33:12 GMT
If it was a Toblerone, you should've just unclenched, pushed, and teased the end out with some salad tongs
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Post by LegendaryApe on Mar 4, 2024 20:33:29 GMT
Also, glad you didn't die, Cubby.
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Post by drhickman1983 on Apr 24, 2024 7:06:09 GMT
Went to a gig last night, on the way back managed to trip over the curb and full on face plant. Glasses smashed into my nose peeling off some skin, blood everywhere.
I'm too old to go out.
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