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Post by Syrette on Aug 21, 2022 13:35:44 GMT
Colour me intrigued ^
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Post by dfunked on Aug 21, 2022 13:37:37 GMT
Yeah, you can't leave us hanging like that.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Aug 21, 2022 14:06:33 GMT
Just got back from coasteering with the eldest, that was an absolute blast, fortunately a really nice group of other family's with no heroic types, think the highest jump was about 6m, we didn't have time to do the highest one unfortunately, my lad and pretty much everyone else did all the jumps, bloomin knackering though quite a bit of tricky climbing and swimming when you're all clogged up in wetsuits and the buoyancy aid things is pretty tiring too.
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Post by Honk If You're Horny? on Aug 21, 2022 15:42:33 GMT
Today I've been filled with envy.
There's a festival in the park near me and as I drove to complete my mundane old man tasks, gym, buy a mirror, savlon and tinned pineapple. (Unrelated not some weird sex thing) I passed endless gaggles of youths all full of beans and energy on their way to an afternoon of partying in the sun.
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Post by Zuluhero on Aug 21, 2022 15:53:29 GMT
Definitely a sex thing. 😉
/beeps horn
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Post by quadfather on Aug 21, 2022 16:04:41 GMT
I'm in a pub garden with 2 mates who are obsessed with boxing. I am not obsessed with boxing. This is dull ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png)
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Post by Bird Of Prey on Aug 21, 2022 20:05:36 GMT
Today I've been filled with envy. There's a festival in the park near me and as I drove to complete my mundane old man tasks, gym, buy a mirror, savlon and tinned pineapple. (Unrelated not some weird sex thing) I passed endless gaggles of youths all full of beans and energy on their way to an afternoon of partying in the sun. Envy thy name is youth. Thanks... Just had to explain to my partner why I laughed out loud. I'm thinking they now think I'm reading some sort of weird sex site now... Had an old person moment myself today. Trudging along and kids cycled passed in the sun with no tops on making loud motorbike noises. The old git in me started thinking "they should have tops on, they'll get sun burn and they shouldnt be making so much noise and .." and the rest of me reminded the miserable bastard who has taken up residence in my body that I used to be far worse when I was a kid. How have I become "one of those old bastard's" I used to see as a kid and why am I always so damn tired? I honestly woke up this morning and looked at myself in the mirror and thought "and this is as good as I'm going to look?". I'd just had 8 hours sleep and I looked knackered. At least I'm here to complain about it though. 🙂
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2022 20:09:47 GMT
A spot of hill walking with a mate earlier which was great, and now trying to get myself in a scary story mood for writing. Why do I do this. I just end up freaking myself out too much to do anything. Meanwhile, the wife is relaxing on the couch nursing a combination of 2nd and 1st degree burns she got last night from squeezing the fresh contents of one of those long hot water bottles over her chest and stomach.
Odd day.
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Post by Danno on Aug 21, 2022 20:28:31 GMT
Meanwhile, the wife is relaxing on the couch nursing a combination of 2nd and 1st degree burns she got last night from squeezing the fresh contents of one of those long hot water bottles over her chest and stomach. No kink shaming and all that buuuuuuut?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2022 20:33:59 GMT
She was filling it and decided to randomly squeeze it before putting the lid on.
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Post by Danno on Aug 21, 2022 20:35:33 GMT
Yeesh. Hope she heals up quickly and learns that lesson.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 21, 2022 20:46:54 GMT
Good idea for a story though. Haunted hot water bottle
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Post by Jambowayoh on Aug 21, 2022 20:52:26 GMT
I'm in a pub garden with 2 mates who are obsessed with boxing. I am not obsessed with boxing. This is dull ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png) I have some friends like that will just talk about sport, moreso cricket to the exclusion of everyone else and it's fucking boring.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2022 20:54:07 GMT
Not as good as Ninja Turtles, that's for sure.
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Post by cubby on Aug 21, 2022 21:19:05 GMT
Caught up with some friends who we haven't seen in far too long and they made us a surprise roast dinner! We all promised that we won't leave it anywhere near as long for next time. Socialising is knackering.
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Post by mikeck on Aug 21, 2022 21:53:25 GMT
Roast dinner with friends today too, then swimming in their pool. Happy adults and happy kids, a lovely Sunday.
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Post by Dougs on Aug 22, 2022 7:33:22 GMT
Roast dinner....in summer?! Does not compute for me!
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Post by Vortex on Aug 22, 2022 10:30:04 GMT
I'm back at work after a week off.
It's shit.
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Post by pierrepressure on Aug 22, 2022 11:20:13 GMT
In Cornwall at the minute, day 8 of a 10 day holiday. First rest day since we've got here and I'm bloody exhausted. Long walks, swimming, theme parks, loads of unhealthy food and birthday celebrations for the 4 year old have meant all we want to do now is laze about.
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Post by mikeck on Aug 22, 2022 13:56:18 GMT
Roast dinner....in summer?! Does not compute for me! I was dubious too, but went down a treat 😆
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Post by cubby on Aug 22, 2022 15:01:57 GMT
I wasn't going to complain, it was lovely.
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Post by Danno on Aug 22, 2022 22:00:22 GMT
16 hour day for a trip up to the Sheffield office to advise on a bond fraud case that they diiiiiidn't really need any help on because they're (still) missing a key bit of info. Train delayed on the way back, followed by Victoria line death and compounded by scant buses on my alternate alternate alternate route I ended up taking.
I'm off for a week now though so I get to shitpost again after a couple of weeks of Too Much Work
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Post by cubby on Aug 22, 2022 22:12:07 GMT
Shitpost you say?
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Post by Danno on Aug 22, 2022 22:58:58 GMT
I don't know any other kind ![:(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/sad.png)
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Post by deekyfun on Aug 23, 2022 6:15:09 GMT
This is a bit ahead of the thread title, but today I am travelling into London to hand in my work equipment, and then will be dossing about for the day in the city, to be followed by three weeks of dossing before the next job starts.
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Post by minimatt on Aug 23, 2022 6:49:14 GMT
*matt points to his shiny big boy grown-up badge* today I will be going to the tip like a real grown-up
and as I loaded the car with rubble last night, the spiders living within will have had ample time overnight to find new hidey holes behind sunvisors, instrument panels, etc. from which to leap out and earn their "scare the bejesus outa the funny looking fella doing the driving" badge
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Post by mikeck on Aug 24, 2022 14:12:24 GMT
After a few days away at our friends we tackled Legoland yesterday. Had a lot of fun. My daughter being 5 meant there were a couple of rides we didn't do, but we started the day on a couple of the wet rides (had a blast taking her on her first log flume where we got soaked) then did various rides and shows, wandering through the place.
All knackered by 5:30 and left (thank goodness for priority parking and getting out in no time) for the three hour trip home. Today is just the standard post trip chores/clothes washing, picked up the cat and now tidying the house for guests coming tomorrow.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Aug 24, 2022 18:57:36 GMT
Went to a Frida Kahlo and Diego Rivera installation in Canary Wharf today, fuck me it was boiling inside but it was pretty good.
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Post by dmukgr on Aug 26, 2022 6:52:28 GMT
I’m in Greece on holiday having flown out yesterday. The flight itself would try the patience of most people - really shows you the worse of people. Smelly, smelly people who endlessly sup alcohol at 6 in the morning and have to keep getting everyone up so they can then go for a piss. The guy sat next to me had a very impressive nose caused by liver damage. Huge, bulbous and more grotesque than anything Wunty comes up with on here.
The absolutely massive, almost disabled women sat directly in front constantly chucked the seat back and forward and kept standing up doing a bizarre river dance to reawaken her leg, bouncing into me each time.
And who thinks it’s a good idea to bring a newly born baby on a beach holiday? The poor thing couldn’t have been more that a couple of months old, probably just a few weeks. My noise cancelling headphones were worth every penny for that time alone.
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Post by dmukgr on Aug 26, 2022 6:54:28 GMT
Still, the suns great, the sea fantastic and meal number one was a success.
My Greek misses is enjoying being back ‘home’ for the first time since the pandemic and we are already discussing how next year we could be back to regular visits.
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