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Post by Sarfrin on May 21, 2022 22:59:46 GMT
Oh, that's mean.
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Post by 😎 on May 21, 2022 23:00:46 GMT
Or maybe good things will happen.
Or maybe good things will happen for a bit and then when you least expect it BOOM bad things will happen.
Keeps you all on your toes.
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Post by retro74 on May 21, 2022 23:01:40 GMT
I’m sure you’ll feel guilty in the morning and change it back
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2022 23:49:27 GMT
Ask Ali or cubby about whether gremmi felt remorse for changing post counts.
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Post by Jambowayoh on May 22, 2022 0:47:14 GMT
I’m sure you’ll feel guilty in the morning and change it back Heh your member is senior. Heh.
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MolarAm🔵
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Post by MolarAm🔵 on May 22, 2022 3:45:59 GMT
Senior members last longer.
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2022 3:46:57 GMT
With viagra, sure
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Post by ekz on May 24, 2022 7:06:08 GMT
I've been having blood red diarrhoea and I'm still alive so I think it's haemorrhoids of some description in my scientific opinion, which is positive.
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Post by Dougs on May 24, 2022 7:08:32 GMT
Probably need to get that looked at though eh.
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Post by ekz on May 24, 2022 7:15:51 GMT
Doubtful, I have always had really bad GERD (and a myriad of other complications that go along with it - my esophagus can't constrict for example) and my whole house is quite sick with some throat infections at the minute so it's one of two things. Which is positive.
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Post by nexus6 on May 24, 2022 7:20:58 GMT
I had a very bad case of piles once - the thing was hanging out about the size of my fist - and went to the doctor. I had been fucking around with the amateur shit Anusol and it was doing nothing.
He got his doctor issued samurai sword and sliced the thing clean off while I lay in the foetal position dangling the massive sack of blood over the edge of the bed.
Prescribed some brilliant cream that cleared the whole thing up pretty quick (I lied about the sword)
I have ordered the same cream once from the internet oharmacy and now I get weekly reminders to order more. They just think I just permanently have a big bloody ass testicle hanging down there.
7/10 would recommend
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Post by Aunt Alison on May 24, 2022 7:24:33 GMT
I had a very bad case of piles once - the thing was hanging out about the size of my fist - and went to the doctor. I had been fucking around with the amateur shit Anusol and it was doing nothing. He got his doctor issued samurai sword and sliced the thing clean off while I lay in the foetal position dangling the massive sack of blood over the edge of the bed. Prescribed some brilliant cream that cleared the whole thing up pretty quick (I lied about the sword) I have ordered the same cream once from the internet oharmacy and now I get weekly reminders to order more. They just think I just permanently have a big bloody ass testicle hanging down there. 7/10 would recommend That's a lot to take in but I'm glad you're OK now?
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Post by nexus6 on May 24, 2022 8:14:21 GMT
I had a very bad case of piles once - the thing was hanging out about the size of my fist - and went to the doctor. I had been fucking around with the amateur shit Anusol and it was doing nothing. He got his doctor issued samurai sword and sliced the thing clean off while I lay in the foetal position dangling the massive sack of blood over the edge of the bed. Prescribed some brilliant cream that cleared the whole thing up pretty quick (I lied about the sword) I have ordered the same cream once from the internet oharmacy and now I get weekly reminders to order more. They just think I just permanently have a big bloody ass testicle hanging down there. 7/10 would recommend That's a lot to take in but I'm glad you're OK now? It was a lot to push (back) in but yeah, all good now. That cream was the business.
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ekz
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Post by ekz on May 24, 2022 9:19:34 GMT
What's the cream?
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Post by Deleted on May 24, 2022 9:22:43 GMT
Clotted
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Post by nexus6 on May 24, 2022 9:26:38 GMT
Scheriproct Ointment - 30g It comes with a handy screw-off tip for internal application. It's 25 quid a tube though. I have a half-full one sitting here if you wanted it? P+P only?
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Post by Danno on May 24, 2022 9:34:19 GMT
Scheriproct Ointment - 30g It comes with a handy screw-off tip for internal application. It's 25 quid a tube though. I have a half-full one sitting here if you wanted it? P+P only? I hope this is peak grim for today
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Post by Deleted on May 24, 2022 9:36:14 GMT
I used to suffer from mild piles. Thankfully not as bad as the ones nexus had. Over the counter creams worked for me and oh boy, the satisfaction after cramming some up there was second to none. So cold and soothing.
My pro tip is not to fart as soon as you've put some in.
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Post by mrpon on May 24, 2022 11:16:27 GMT
From piles to tiles!! My en-suite is being tiled today, v excited!
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Post by Aunt Alison on May 24, 2022 11:18:57 GMT
Scheriproct Ointment - 30g It comes with a handy screw-off tip for internal application. It's 25 quid a tube though. I have a half-full one sitting here if you wanted it? P+P only? I hope this is peak grim for today Nope
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Post by Danno on May 24, 2022 11:21:51 GMT
I hope this is peak grim for today Nope Took less than 7 minutes
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Post by drhickman1983 on May 24, 2022 11:53:41 GMT
I had an anal fissure once which resulted in a very noticeable ammount of blood in my diarrhea. Wouldn't recommend.
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Post by RumMonkey on May 24, 2022 11:57:13 GMT
You guys are ruining the positive thread.
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Post by drhickman1983 on May 24, 2022 11:57:52 GMT
It got better:D
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Post by blankoblank on May 24, 2022 12:32:53 GMT
From piles to tiles!! My en-suite is being tiled today, v excited! I guess this is what being a grown up is.
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Post by RumMonkey on May 25, 2022 10:13:17 GMT
New episodes of Somebody Feed Phil to top up everyone's doses of positivity.
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2022 10:38:02 GMT
Just had a £6k payrise.
I didn't hit any of my objectives (through no fault of my own), but the Company gave it to me anyway. Really unexpected but massively eases some of my financial worries.
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Post by dfunked on May 25, 2022 10:52:18 GMT
Winner! I joined at the perfect time so don't have to do any of the usual objective nonsense, but am still entitled to a payrise next month. No idea what I'll get, but it's nice to not have to jump through those bullshit hoops this year!
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Post by Lukus on May 25, 2022 12:03:18 GMT
I've just realised that my work computer doesn't block FG like it did EG...
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Post by Fake_Blood on May 25, 2022 12:06:45 GMT
From piles to tiles!! My en-suite is being tiled today, v excited! I guess this is what being a grown up is. Nah, being grown up really is all about receiving socks as a gift and genuinely being happy with them.
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