Lukus
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Post by Lukus on May 25, 2022 12:33:45 GMT
Just had a Β£6k payrise. I didn't hit any of my objectives (through no fault of my own), but the Company gave it to me anyway. Really unexpected but massively eases some of my financial worries. You gonna upgrade the ring?
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dogbot
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Post by dogbot on May 25, 2022 12:41:15 GMT
I guess this is what being a grown up is. Nah, being grown up really is all about receiving socks as a gift and genuinely being happy with them. I go through socks at an alarming rate and so I'm always happy to receive them. Also, am old. I'm off for a nap.
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Post by Bill in the rain on May 25, 2022 13:08:55 GMT
I guess this is what being a grown up is. Nah, being grown up really is all about receiving socks as a gift and genuinely being happy with them. I got some socks made of bamboo and colored like a lifeboat for xmas.
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Post by dfunked on May 25, 2022 13:14:10 GMT
Are you sure they're not clogs?...
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Post by Aunt Alison on May 25, 2022 15:06:35 GMT
Someone said I look like I'm in my 20s today and another person thought I was, uh, 14
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Post by dfunked on May 25, 2022 15:07:50 GMT
Did they comment on your buttery smell?
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Post by Aunt Alison on May 25, 2022 15:10:18 GMT
Urr
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Post by Jambowayoh on May 25, 2022 15:25:51 GMT
Did they also say that you have an ass like a 10yr old boy?
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EMarkM
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Post by EMarkM on May 25, 2022 16:25:42 GMT
Did anyone mention gladiator movies?
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Post by quadfather on May 25, 2022 16:39:19 GMT
Ever been in a turkish prison?
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deebs
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Post by deebs on May 25, 2022 16:50:54 GMT
Dunno if this is just me, but I get people thinking I'm late 20s early 30s all the time. It's nice, but when you're pushing 50 you want to command a little more respect from people you're a lot older than.
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nexus6
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Post by nexus6 on May 25, 2022 17:06:52 GMT
Dunno if this is just me, but I get people thinking I'm late 20s early 30s all the time. It's nice, but when you're pushing 50 you want to command a little more respect from people you're a lot older than. Hey champ, try not to stress it.
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Post by blankoblank on May 25, 2022 17:11:59 GMT
Speaking of which having to painstakingly stuff this massive penis into my pants when I'm getting dressed can be a real drag.
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Post by Sarfrin on May 25, 2022 18:07:00 GMT
Dunno if this is just me, but I get people thinking I'm late 20s early 30s all the time. It's nice, but when you're pushing 50 you want to command a little more respect from people you're a lot older than. Hey champ, try not to stress it. No do. Then you'll get lines and grey hair and everyone will realise how old you are.
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Post by Aunt Alison on May 25, 2022 18:34:17 GMT
Just wear less make up
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Post by γΉγ³γγγ©γ³γ on May 25, 2022 18:40:53 GMT
Dunno if this is just me, but I get people thinking I'm late 20s early 30s all the time. It's nice, but when you're pushing 50 you want to command a little more respect from people you're a lot older than. I want a photo.
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Post by Danno on May 25, 2022 18:43:54 GMT
Dunno if this is just me, but I get people thinking I'm late 20s early 30s all the time. It's nice, but when you're pushing 50 you want to command a little more respect from people you're a lot older than. I want a photo. You've got the whole internet on a handheld device, man.
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Post by γΉγ³γγγ©γ³γ on May 25, 2022 18:53:52 GMT
You've got the whole internet on a handheld device, man. My dirtbox searches don't reveal a 50 year old that looks 20 though
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Post by Aunt Alison on May 25, 2022 18:54:11 GMT
Dunno if this is just me, but I get people thinking I'm late 20s early 30s all the time. It's nice, but when you're pushing 50 you want to command a little more respect from people you're a lot older than. I want a photo.
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Post by Danno on May 25, 2022 18:54:55 GMT
Holy shit lol I don't ever want to see your browser history
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Post by Danno on May 25, 2022 18:56:21 GMT
It's like toddler Karl from Up and now I feel sad.
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Post by γΉγ³γγγ©γ³γ on May 25, 2022 18:59:16 GMT
It's like toddler Karl from Up and now I feel sad. No way I could watch that film without tears.
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Post by Bill in the rain on May 26, 2022 0:19:02 GMT
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deebs
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Post by deebs on May 26, 2022 1:50:32 GMT
I'm not posting pics, a lot of people here know what I look like already from EG meets. Ask Razz, he's probably got a couple squirreled away under his mattress for a rainy.
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aubergine
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Post by aubergine on May 26, 2022 2:33:23 GMT
Australia finally got a left-wing government, parents visited for first time in years (because of the pandemic), gave me $450, made very few cuntish remarks.
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Post by RumMonkey on May 27, 2022 14:54:29 GMT
No work now for 10 days and enjoying a beer in the sun and might get a pizza later.
Next week off to the Isle of Wight and really looking forward to it.
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Post by Dougs on May 27, 2022 15:19:29 GMT
Weather is looking alright. Hoping to get the paddleboard out next week.
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Post by quadfather on May 27, 2022 15:22:10 GMT
Dunno if this is just me, but I get people thinking I'm late 20s early 30s all the time. It's nice, but when you're pushing 50 you want to command a little more respect from people you're a lot older than. I get this. I am 50, and most people say I look about 35-40. Which I happily take. And then scold them for even talking to their elders.
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mrpon
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Post by mrpon on May 27, 2022 15:28:19 GMT
From piles to tiles!! My en-suite is being tiled today, v excited! I guess this is what being a grown up is. It gets better, I had a single slate tile half treated in a matt sealant and the other without. What followed was a cheshire cat grin pouring water over it seeing one side soak in the other side beading and rolling off. I was in infomercial heaven!
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deebs
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Post by deebs on May 27, 2022 15:38:19 GMT
Dunno if this is just me, but I get people thinking I'm late 20s early 30s all the time. It's nice, but when you're pushing 50 you want to command a little more respect from people you're a lot older than. I get this. I am 50, and most people say I look about 35-40. Which I happily take. And then scold them for even talking to their elders. I'm going to start carrying a cat-o-nine tails.
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