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Post by Aunt Alison on May 19, 2022 15:38:21 GMT
Fairly certain my dog's limping turned out to be growing pains. Yes! Read pains as penis the first time
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Post by dogbot on May 19, 2022 15:42:52 GMT
See? All of a sudden there's a surge in GOOD THINGS. Let's keep it going. I got a pamphlet yesterday to teach me how to piss properly. /high five Anyone? Don't leave me hanging. Hi five bruv for you, too! (I only ever say bruv online, just in case)
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Post by EMarkM on May 19, 2022 16:20:13 GMT
Hmmm,ok, I had a Magnum ice cream today and it didn't fall apart as I ate it. That's surely a lie unless you consumed it in a walk-in freezer. Jambowayoh Mrs. EMM is equally suspicious and demands you to next eat a Nobbly Bobbly without dropping any of the hundreds ‘n’ thousands.
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2022 17:16:36 GMT
Surely you'd roll it into a cylinder and piss through that? Well Jambo, hindsight is all well and good. But it's far too late now. It's now essentially biohazard papier mache.
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2022 17:18:51 GMT
. Also, The Force comes from the vagina?! You learn something new everyday. Midiclitorians.
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Post by Dougs on May 19, 2022 21:17:19 GMT
See? All of a sudden there's a surge in GOOD THINGS. Let's keep it going. I got a pamphlet yesterday to teach me how to piss properly. /high five Anyone? Don't leave me hanging. Elaborate please. This seems to be important information to impart.
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Post by dfunked on May 19, 2022 21:20:55 GMT
I always picture the guy from umbrella academy whenever I see "elaborate"
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Post by Danno on May 19, 2022 22:20:41 GMT
See? All of a sudden there's a surge in GOOD THINGS. Let's keep it going. I got a pamphlet yesterday to teach me how to piss properly. /high five Anyone? Don't leave me hanging. Elaborate please. This seems to be important information to impart. POST THE FUCKING PAMPHLET WUNTY BEFORE I PISS ON MY CHIN DOING A HANDSTAND
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Post by Danno on May 19, 2022 22:53:37 GMT
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2022 8:18:55 GMT
Elaborate please. This seems to be important information to impart. POST THE FUCKING PAMPHLET WUNTY BEFORE I PISS ON MY CHIN DOING A HANDSTAND I was going to but I've left it in my car due to being a little embarrassed to take it in to my house.
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Post by Vortex on May 20, 2022 8:37:42 GMT
In the glovebox and not on the passenger seat, i hope!
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2022 8:51:15 GMT
Eh...
Shit.
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Post by Dougs on May 20, 2022 8:53:51 GMT
Does it mention anything about sitting down to wee and standing to wipe after a poo?
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2022 8:58:26 GMT
Sadly not. I do need answers on the big standing to wipe after poo question as well. We all do.
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Post by Jambowayoh on May 20, 2022 9:03:40 GMT
Hang on...who wipes while sitting down?!
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Post by dominalien on May 20, 2022 9:06:04 GMT
Who wipes while standing up?!
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2022 9:07:42 GMT
Who wipes?
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Post by mrpon on May 20, 2022 12:53:13 GMT
Poo wipes?
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Post by EMarkM on May 20, 2022 13:09:12 GMT
Poo Skypes?
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Post by Bill in the rain on May 20, 2022 15:03:19 GMT
I found Jammie Dodgers in Tokyo, and I have a day off tomorrow. This is the best day ever.
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2022 16:31:29 GMT
You jammy bastard
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Post by Bill in the rain on May 21, 2022 12:58:32 GMT
Too... many... jammie... dodg... .. .
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Post by Jambowayoh on May 21, 2022 13:01:00 GMT
Congrats on Australia voting out that cunt Scott Morrison, I understand a coalition government will be needed though for the majority.
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Post by Danno on May 21, 2022 13:36:29 GMT
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Post by retro74 on May 21, 2022 22:35:02 GMT
It’s taken a long time and a lot of hard work but I’ve now got my second star
I’m now a Junior Member, I feel so proud
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2022 22:46:40 GMT
I'm right on that tip of drunkness inbetween listening to music thats giving me goosebumps and descending into existential dread. The Goldilocks zone. Eating chocolate seems maintain the sweet spot.
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Post by Sarfrin on May 21, 2022 22:48:34 GMT
Luckily for me, the step after listening to music that gives me goosebumps is descending into sleep.
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Post by Danno on May 21, 2022 22:49:11 GMT
Don't overdo the chocs unless you have some weed
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Post by retro74 on May 21, 2022 22:52:22 GMT
I’m just nicely drunk, going to bed once McIlroy finishes his round of golf
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Post by 😎 on May 21, 2022 22:59:06 GMT
Look, pro-tip of the week, never let gremmi know you’re looking at your stars, because bad things will happen
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