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Post by Deleted on Feb 9, 2022 16:00:52 GMT
What's the best thing - that doesn't involve injecting myself with a fucking toxin - that can get rid of forehead wrinkles? I'm too young to be looking as goddamn haggard as I am.
Answers on a postcard please. Or just type it below.
Don't pretend none of you have thought about using something.
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Post by Danno on Feb 9, 2022 16:05:48 GMT
Don't get old
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Post by H-alphaFox on Feb 9, 2022 16:07:55 GMT
Vegemite smeared on the forehead and left for 1-2 hours a night before bed.
Do that for about a month and it should help, you have to do it once a year though as it wears off.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 9, 2022 16:09:16 GMT
Will marmite do?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 9, 2022 16:09:33 GMT
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS EARLIER |
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Post by Danno on Feb 9, 2022 16:09:52 GMT
Gaffa tape wrapped back over your head to pull the skin back like a chav's hair on Friday night
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Post by Danno on Feb 9, 2022 16:10:17 GMT
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS EARLIER Should've asked |
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Post by dogbot on Feb 9, 2022 16:11:55 GMT
Moisturise.
You'll want to start in your 20s.
Sorry.
(seriously, though - you can get anti-aging skin stuff, ideally without chemicals/toxins)
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Post by H-alphaFox on Feb 9, 2022 16:12:28 GMT
I don't think so for 2 reasons. 1 I don't think it has the same active ingredient although I could be talking out of my arse there and 2 from recollection marmite is too gloopy and is liable to run down into your eyes. Vegemite holds it form. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 9, 2022 16:14:13 GMT
What about vegan marmite? That has the consistency of vegemite.
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Post by H-alphaFox on Feb 9, 2022 16:16:15 GMT
I cannot recommend anything marketed to vegans, I mean it's almost always a shitter version of the non vegan variety.
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Post by Danno on Feb 9, 2022 16:17:55 GMT
I thought all Marmite was vegan
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Post by JonFE on Feb 9, 2022 16:18:26 GMT
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Post by Jambowayoh on Feb 9, 2022 16:23:47 GMT
Honestly, moisturiser, a good 8 hours sleep and plenty of water 💦.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Feb 9, 2022 16:26:27 GMT
I've seen quite young people with forehead wrinkles. Have you got loads of really deep ones or something? I've got a slight one
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Post by suicida on Feb 9, 2022 16:26:56 GMT
Grow your hair long and style it into a Croydon Facelift
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Post by Aunt Alison on Feb 9, 2022 16:29:42 GMT
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Post by drhickman1983 on Feb 9, 2022 16:30:58 GMT
I've been fairly fortunate in my twenties and my thirties as I've always looked younger than I actually am but I fear I've just been storing up the aging process somehow, and it's going to just jump out and hit me all at once. Probably on my impending 40th.
I do use moisturizer after every wash. I can still get spots son I'll use witchhazel type stuff to try and stop them breaking out.
I cultivated a daft haircut during Covid, namely a undercut and long hair, and the long hair is now past my shoulders so I use leave-in hair conditioner spray, as it can be quite dry.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Feb 9, 2022 16:34:33 GMT
I've been fairly fortunate in my twenties and my thirties as I've always looked younger than I actually am but I fear I've just been storing up the aging process somehow, and it's going to just jump out and hit me all at once. Probably on my impending 40th. I do use moisturizer after every wash. I can still get spots son I'll use witchhazel type stuff to try and stop them breaking out. I cultivated a daft haircut during Covid, namely a undercut and long hair, and the long hair is now past my shoulders so I use leave-in hair conditioner spray, as it can be quite dry. Same, same. People usually give me 10 years or more but I went a bit bald during lockdown and it really hurt. I'm over it now. Hats |
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Post by スコットランド on Feb 9, 2022 16:39:13 GMT
I look like shit obviously but I use Biotherm gel moisturiser, definitely prefer gels to creams.
Fave moisturiser?
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Post by dogbot on Feb 9, 2022 16:39:47 GMT
I cultivated a daft haircut during Covid, namely a undercut and long hair, and the long hair is now past my shoulders so I use leave-in hair conditioner spray, as it can be quite dry. I had a Mohawk at one point. Never going back to the office FTW! But fuck that shit, my hair grows really quickly and it was far too much maintenance keep it looking neat and remotely good. I use a gentle face wash, a chemical free beard oil, a water based pomade if I'm styling my hair and either Nivea or my Mrs' own brand moisturiser and I often get told I look younger than my 47 years, so either people are just really nice, it works a bit or I'm very lucky indeed. |
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Post by spacein_vader on Feb 9, 2022 16:40:16 GMT
This. Its working for me. See also going gray or balding. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 9, 2022 16:40:26 GMT
I'm not balding but I've started going grey during lockdown. I hate it. It's not even all over, which would at least look uniform. It's a spot on each side where grey grows. I thought it looked rough with my hair longer so I shaved it off at the start of the new year. Now it's short, it's even more obvious. What was like 3 hairs I could hide among the brown strands is now two circles of about 15 greys each. And they're just there, nowhere to hide.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Feb 9, 2022 16:41:41 GMT
I'm not balding but I've started going grey during lockdown. I hate it. It's not even all over, which would at least look uniform. It's a spot on each side where grey grows. I thought it looked rough with my hair longer so I shaved it off at the start of the new year. Now it's short, it's even more obvious. What was like 3 hairs I could hide among the brown strands is now two circles of about 15 greys each. And they're just there, nowhere to hide. 😔 Why not just dye it? |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 9, 2022 16:45:27 GMT
I'm not balding but I've started going grey during lockdown. I hate it. It's not even all over, which would at least look uniform. It's a spot on each side where grey grows. I thought it looked rough with my hair longer so I shaved it off at the start of the new year. Now it's short, it's even more obvious. What was like 3 hairs I could hide among the brown strands is now two circles of about 15 greys each. And they're just there, nowhere to hide. 😔 Why not just dye it? i don't know. My mother dyes her hair, and she has to do it constantly because the hair grows and the roots start to show. Also knowing me, I'd probably go a few shades to dark and just arrive one day with obvious jet black hair as if nothing happened. |
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Post by anephric on Feb 9, 2022 16:53:42 GMT
Retinol, a decent anti-aging serum and a decent UV blocking moisturiser for the day.
I'm 47 and don't have many wrinkles, but I've always cleansed and moisturised. My missus used to joke about how metrosexual I was with my Patrick Bateman skincare routine.
I use decent facemasks, and have a lot of Lab Series and Elemis stuff, but The Ordinary do really decent cheap serums and the like.
Also don't smoke, or drink too much.
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Post by Dougs on Feb 9, 2022 16:55:02 GMT
Moisturise. You'll want to start in your 20s. Sorry. (seriously, though - you can get anti-aging skin stuff, ideally without chemicals/toxins) Definitely this. I have always used moisturiser and got laughed at when younger. Ha, in their face. I do have increasing wrinkles under my eyes mind you - always had them, but they are noticeably worse now. On the plus side, nearly 50 and still have a full head of hair and no grey so swings and roundabouts really. |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Feb 9, 2022 16:58:47 GMT
I'm 47 and don't have many wrinkles How's your forehead? |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 9, 2022 16:59:50 GMT
I don't have enough hair to hide them. Three. Three fucking wrinkles. Bastard things.
Although a charity person stopped me in the street for whatever the hell they stop you for yesterday and thought I was in my 20s.
It was quite dark though. I also had a big hat on. And my big beard. You basically couldn't see my face. I took the compliment regardless.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Feb 9, 2022 17:01:49 GMT
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