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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2022 23:51:35 GMT
Standers and sitters fighting amongst ourselves whilst among us there is a front wiper proudly flaunting his shitty sack in our faces.
I can see why politics will never work and the earth must be cleansed of humans.
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Post by Youthist on May 22, 2022 8:59:40 GMT
I just tried to see if I could wipe my arse sitting down. There is no room back there to even get a tiny hand down. You “have” to stand.
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Post by dfunked on May 22, 2022 9:10:25 GMT
Just lean to the left a bit and lift your right cheek. There absolutely is room for it you stand to wipe weirdo.
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Post by cubby on May 22, 2022 9:15:06 GMT
OK we need a sitter to try standing up now and be completely confused about the logistics.
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Post by Dougs on May 22, 2022 9:29:28 GMT
Just lean to the left a bit and lift your right cheek. There absolutely is room for it you stand to wipe weirdo. This. I am not a small chap and there's definitely room. |
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2022 9:35:38 GMT
SOMEBODY FRONT WIPES!
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Post by cubby on May 22, 2022 9:38:03 GMT
Why are we being coy? Freddie fully admits it.
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2022 9:39:35 GMT
I refuse to use the dirty front wipers name.
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2022 10:15:30 GMT
I just tried to see if I could wipe my arse sitting down. There is no room back there to even get a tiny hand down. You “have” to stand. Do you have your arse and back against the cistern when you poo? How the fuck do you not get shit on the seat if you are sitting that far back? |
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Post by cubby on May 22, 2022 10:30:03 GMT
We're getting worryingly close to the photo evidence stage.
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Post by Frog on May 22, 2022 10:37:59 GMT
Actual footage of Youthist attempting a seated wipe.
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Post by Youthist on May 22, 2022 11:08:38 GMT
I just tried to see if I could wipe my arse sitting down. There is no room back there to even get a tiny hand down. You “have” to stand. Do you have your arse and back against the cistern when you poo? How the fuck do you not get shit on the seat if you are sitting that far back? If I sat any further forward I would be pissing on the floor. Also all you sitters - you are actually choosing to spend more time with your flesh pressing on a public loo seat (where hundreds of other arses have been that day) if you need a shit when out and about - or even worse, at a service station. It is borderline deviance. |
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Post by Youthist on May 22, 2022 11:10:24 GMT
Also all this “lean to the side to raise a cheek up to give you more room” - fuck off that isn’t even sitting! Just stand up and be done with it.
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Post by jono62 on May 22, 2022 11:11:05 GMT
I try not to shit in public places but if I have to, wipe the seat down before.
I converted a deviant to sit. Said it was a life changer.
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Post by Frog on May 22, 2022 11:17:32 GMT
I never use public toilets to take a shit. It's happened once in the last 2 years and that was once too many.
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2022 11:23:32 GMT
Anyway, as I said previously all wiping is disgusting and I don't know why we do it when a hosepipe does a better job, or if you are posh one of those spray nozzles.
Tha Asians have the right idea.
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Post by Danno on May 22, 2022 11:34:45 GMT
I'd need a Karcher fitted in the bathroom for certain events
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Post by mikeck on Jul 13, 2022 16:01:59 GMT
Just spotted this - a question for the ages.
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