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Post by jono62 on Feb 2, 2022 21:26:11 GMT
Let's see who are the deviants.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2022 21:26:59 GMT
That's not the true deviancy
Back to front or front to back
and also strip or just poo as you are
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Post by Nanocrystal on Feb 2, 2022 21:28:00 GMT
Also, pooing at work - yes or no? I try to as often as I can.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2022 21:29:23 GMT
Also, pooing at work - yes or no? I try to as often as I can. OOF
First month or two, no work poo
Once people know you? Ehh if I have to poo I have to poo
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Post by jono62 on Feb 2, 2022 21:30:36 GMT
If you got to go, you got to go.
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Post by Nanocrystal on Feb 2, 2022 21:31:19 GMT
You just need to make sure you're the first one in there after the cleaners have been. I do try to leave it in a decent state, and double flush when needed.
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Post by dfunked on Feb 2, 2022 21:32:02 GMT
Getting paid to poo is the best part of any job.
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Post by jono62 on Feb 2, 2022 21:33:34 GMT
When I worked in a call centre, it got timed how long you were in the toilet. That was annoying.
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Post by cubby on Feb 2, 2022 21:33:53 GMT
I refuse to answer this question, I'm not giving this forum my valuable data.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2022 21:35:23 GMT
When I worked in a call centre, it got timed how long you were in the toilet. That was annoying. BRO
I've worked at some many retail joints and it's like 15 minute breaaaaak! Err. Hopefully I'll be out in five but if it takes thirty? errrrrrrrrrr
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Post by Jambowayoh on Feb 2, 2022 21:35:34 GMT
I refuse to answer this question, I'm not giving this forum my valuable data. Quickly, someone put Cubby's answers onto the Blockchain. |
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Post by FlexibleFeline on Feb 2, 2022 21:36:20 GMT
wtf there are at least five absolute deviants in this place
(probably many, many more)
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2022 21:36:42 GMT
Cubby extra woke, don't let them get your dna bruh
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Post by Frog on Feb 2, 2022 21:38:33 GMT
Currently ratio of 66 percent normal folk. Slightly worried at the number of freaks but I'm guessing that should go down with a bigger sample.
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Post by LegendaryApe on Feb 2, 2022 21:56:36 GMT
Standing up is best. Knees slightly bent.
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Post by Danno on Feb 2, 2022 21:56:56 GMT
I literally don't even know how 8 of you (at time of posting) even accomplish it
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2022 21:57:51 GMT
I literally don't even know how 8 of you (at time of posting) even accomplish it Booty up like you're working your glutes! |
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Post by mrpon on Feb 2, 2022 22:00:11 GMT
You know the toilet seat is designed to splay the buttocks so it's easier to wipe? All you deviant standers might as well shit standing up.
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Post by Danno on Feb 2, 2022 22:00:46 GMT
Do you hold the paper up to your loupe to examine the cleaniless as you perch upon the throne before you decide whether to get up?
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Post by Danno on Feb 2, 2022 22:01:17 GMT
You know the toilet seat is designed to splay the buttocks so it's easier to wipe? All you deviant standers might as well shit standing up. I'm not a fat fuck, so no |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2022 22:02:09 GMT
How can you admire your effort and send a pic of the more impressive ones to your wife if you don't stand to wipe?
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Post by mrpon on Feb 2, 2022 22:05:10 GMT
You know the toilet seat is designed to splay the buttocks so it's easier to wipe? All you deviant standers might as well shit standing up. I'm not a fat fuck, so no I assume your arse cheeks touch when standing up? I rest my case. |
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Post by Danno on Feb 2, 2022 22:08:39 GMT
I'm not a fat fuck, so no I assume your arse cheeks touch when standing up? I rest my case. is this a Japanese toilet thing where a couple of spatulas pop out and stick your cheeks to the seat so that you can spray bum gravy more easily |
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Post by Lukus on Feb 2, 2022 22:10:45 GMT
You know the toilet seat is designed to splay the buttocks so it's easier to wipe? All you deviant standers might as well shit standing up. Who says they don't? |
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Post by H-alphaFox on Feb 2, 2022 22:12:06 GMT
The worst poo wipe poll I have ever seen. And I have seen a few.
Sitting or standing?
Really?
3 foot away and hope for glory, it is fun though.
Front to back or back to front is valid.
Folding or scrunching too.
Better poo polls available.
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Post by jono62 on Feb 2, 2022 22:12:36 GMT
I assume your arse cheeks touch when standing up? I rest my case. is this a Japanese toilet thing where a couple of spatulas pop out and stick your cheeks to the seat so that you can spray bum gravy more easily Sounds amazing. |
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Post by cubby on Feb 2, 2022 22:12:39 GMT
inb4 gremmi waxes lyrical about bidets
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Post by jono62 on Feb 2, 2022 22:14:08 GMT
The worst poo wipe poll I have ever seen. And I have seen a few. Sitting or standing? Really? 3 foot away and hope for glory, it is fun though. Front to back or back to front is valid. Folding or scrunching too. Better poo polls available. Do you fire ping pong balls as well? |
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Post by スコットランド on Feb 2, 2022 22:14:14 GMT
I use moist toilet paper sitting down then dry with normal.
Asia has it right, just wiping with dry toilet roll is pretty fucking binging.
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Post by cubby on Feb 2, 2022 22:15:21 GMT
Binging??
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