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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2022 19:56:00 GMT
It does make you wonder how far back into the toilet you have to be sitting to not be able to understand wiping from behind while sat down.
Do you constantly have to wipe poo off the seat?
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Post by MysteryLamb on May 20, 2022 19:59:44 GMT
Surely you look at the paper after a wipe to see if it's a clean one yet or just to understand the scale of the task 'at hand'? Standing makes that easier.
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Post by Danno on May 20, 2022 20:08:24 GMT
Surely you look at the paper after a wipe to see if it's a clean one yet or just to understand the scale of the task 'at hand'? Standing makes that easier. I think they just scrub til it's unbearable, possibly bleeding |
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Post by cubby on May 20, 2022 20:09:37 GMT
How much are we standing here? How far off the seat is your bum?
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Post by Frog on May 20, 2022 20:10:52 GMT
They put one leg on the side of the bath.
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Post by Vortex on May 20, 2022 20:13:38 GMT
They put one leg on the side of the bath. Powerstancing? Wunty, uh, flail in hand? |
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2022 7:47:01 GMT
TTIUWP
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Post by unrealkilla on May 21, 2022 7:50:01 GMT
Where's the option for using your hand and growing your little finger nail long to scrape it off.
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Post by Sarfrin on May 21, 2022 10:29:02 GMT
Until now it was just in your head.
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Post by cubby on May 21, 2022 10:33:08 GMT
Where's the option for using your hand and growing your little finger nail long to scrape it off. Dude, you use your coke finger nail for your number twos?? |
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Post by Youthist on May 21, 2022 12:19:48 GMT
How do you even wipe it properly sitting down? Disgusting
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Post by Sarfrin on May 21, 2022 12:24:28 GMT
You get that we're sitting on the toilet not an armchair, right?
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Post by Vortex on May 21, 2022 12:26:15 GMT
You get that we're sitting on the toilet not an armchair, right? Well, most of us weren't sitting on a chair at any rate. Some were, hence the forum name. |
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Post by cubby on May 21, 2022 21:05:25 GMT
I like how both camps view the other as disgusting in some way.
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Post by Danno on May 21, 2022 21:14:53 GMT
I'm not a big dude and I cannot fathom how you remain sitting, get a wipe in, inspect the damage, dispose, wipe again, repeat as required, without feeling like your wiping hand is some vector of pestilence all day bowever hard you wash it.
How did that work in potty training btw? You must have been taking a knuckle dip
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Post by retro74 on May 21, 2022 21:18:57 GMT
You’re sat forward on the throne, reach back, wipe, inspect, discard, wipe again if required
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Post by Aunt Alison on May 21, 2022 21:27:51 GMT
You all disgust me
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Post by Frog on May 21, 2022 21:29:12 GMT
Alright, just because you think it's ok to train your German Shepherd to do it for you doesn't mean we all do.
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2022 21:29:24 GMT
It's not our fault we never learned how to use the three seashells.
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Post by jono62 on May 21, 2022 21:30:58 GMT
All you standers, do you actually have a toilet seat?
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Post by Frog on May 21, 2022 21:34:53 GMT
No they just use bucket
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Post by Danno on May 21, 2022 21:36:43 GMT
You’re sat forward on the throne, reach back, wipe, inspect, discard, wipe again if required You just wave this shitty rag in front of your face |
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Post by retro74 on May 21, 2022 21:39:28 GMT
You’re sat forward on the throne, reach back, wipe, inspect, discard, wipe again if required You just wave this shitty rag in front of your face No we use toilet roll in the civilised world. Arse rags are last century |
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Post by Sarfrin on May 21, 2022 22:02:38 GMT
You’re sat forward on the throne, reach back, wipe, inspect, discard, wipe again if required You just wave this shitty rag in front of your face Are you now claiming there's some magical way of looking at TP without using your eyes if you're standing up? |
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Post by retro74 on May 21, 2022 22:04:49 GMT
They must bend forward and look back through their legs maybe?
Standers are just the worst
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Post by Danno on May 21, 2022 22:07:53 GMT
It's easy to keep it away from your face if you're *not* waving it sitting down
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Post by Sarfrin on May 21, 2022 22:49:54 GMT
It's only ever the length of your arm away Danno |
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Post by Danno on May 21, 2022 22:51:05 GMT
Fishboi, what happened?
In any event, the length of my arm is much greater when I can use the rest of my body to keep it at arm's length
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Post by Sarfrin on May 21, 2022 22:57:23 GMT
That makes no sense at all. But also I have kids so have fished turds out of the bath with my bare hands. A piece of shitty toilet paper two feet from my face holds no fear for me at all.
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2022 23:46:49 GMT
Maybe Danno has elastic arms that extend and fly back in his face.
Even then, sitting or standing, you should always look at the tissue in hand to make sure you've wiped clean. Unless you enjoy crust butt, I guess?
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