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Post by mrpon on Feb 4, 2022 8:29:07 GMT
Does she taste, a bit nutty?
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Post by retro74 on Feb 4, 2022 8:55:36 GMT
I assume that the standers must bend over and reach back, otherwise they’d be unable to clean properly
What strange people! I respect the fact that they’ve committed to such weirdness for their whole lives though
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Post by Immaterial on Feb 4, 2022 13:44:44 GMT
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Post by Danno on Feb 4, 2022 13:52:16 GMT
My theory about standers is that that’s how their mommy wiped their arse and they just kept doing it that way. She still does |
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Post by 😎 on Feb 4, 2022 13:55:53 GMT
inb4 gremmi waxes lyrical about bidets  |
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Post by Vortex on Feb 4, 2022 14:07:28 GMT
Jono is an andrex shill now armed with all our wiping data confirmed.
He's played a veeery long game awaiting the time to strike...
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Post by cubby on Feb 4, 2022 14:12:34 GMT
inb4 gremmi waxes lyrical about bidets I love Gordon Freeman. |
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Post by stacks on Feb 4, 2022 18:31:51 GMT
I used to stand up until about 5 years ago. Never looked back. Logic dictates sat down.
1. Better spread to target ring
2. No squishing of arse cheeks
3. Less chasing turd up back
4. Less movement
5. No chance off slipping on tiles mid wipe and dying ignominiously.
The one downside I've experienced is the near heart attack you get when a poorly fastened toilet wobbles as you lean.
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Post by drhickman1983 on Feb 4, 2022 18:38:09 GMT
I just find the toilet seat gets in the way of a good wiping motion. Plus I like to see what I've shit out for health and curiosity reasons. I'm not going to stand then sit back down to wipe.
And whilst standing there's more freedom to approach the valley in subtly different directions to ensure a good clean.
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Post by Fake_Blood on Feb 4, 2022 19:03:25 GMT
I've noped out of stalls thinking howTF does an intact piece of shit even end up on top of a seat.
Now we know.
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Post by Zuluhero on Feb 5, 2022 1:06:27 GMT
My theory about standers is that that’s how their mommy wiped their arse and they just kept doing it that way. Conversely, I read somewhere that it depends on which parent taught you, with usually sitters being taught by their mother. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2022 16:17:32 GMT
Fuck toilet paper. Nothing beats a hosepipe, preferably a posh one with a spray nozzle.
At first travelling in Asia I thought it was disgusting, but it turns out so much better spraying yourself clean than smooshing shit around, especially after a sticky guiness poo. Bidets are also good, but lack the fine directional control to get a good all round clean.
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Post by cubby on Feb 5, 2022 18:32:08 GMT
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Post by Frog on May 20, 2022 18:48:00 GMT
Bump due to current conversation.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on May 20, 2022 18:58:14 GMT
I just can't work out how you wipe sitting down, must be a contortionist, that said I wipe from the front too and No, my sagging aging nut sack has never been inadvertently been tainted with a swipe of poo no matter how mucky the jobby was.
Deal with it.
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Post by patrick on May 20, 2022 19:00:54 GMT
Standing squat. Somewhere inbetween the two poll options.
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Post by Frog on May 20, 2022 19:01:33 GMT
Why would it be any harder to reach back there sat down than standing up? Surely it would be easier due to posture being more relaxed?
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on May 20, 2022 19:05:01 GMT
Why would it be any harder to reach back there sat down than standing up? Surely it would be easier due to posture being more relaxed? From the front perhaps, as suits me but not from behind, as it were. |
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2022 19:05:33 GMT
Less clenching, less smearing if you're sat down. Just pop the cheeks up a bit to reach.
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Post by cubby on May 20, 2022 19:11:42 GMT
Freddie got a fat ass.
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Post by Frog on May 20, 2022 19:15:34 GMT
Maybe a hunchback, hence the wiping from the front too.
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Post by MysteryLamb on May 20, 2022 19:37:33 GMT
I'm amazed most people sit. I HAVE to stand so that it's easier to bend and contort to get the optimal cheek parting and as deep a wipe as possible but also so it's easier to manoeuvre around my elephant head sized junk.
Plus sitting surely means your hand and forearm scrape the toilet seat. Nasty.
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Post by Frog on May 20, 2022 19:43:20 GMT
Nope they never touch it.
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Post by retro74 on May 20, 2022 19:45:44 GMT
Equally I don’t get standers. How do you even begin to spread your butt cheeks when you’re stood up?
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Post by cubby on May 20, 2022 19:47:24 GMT
You know what I don't get, how the fuck are we the only species that has to deal with this (literal) shit?
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Post by retro74 on May 20, 2022 19:50:17 GMT
If dogs wore underwear I’m sure they’d go through it too
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2022 19:51:20 GMT
I mean, no one's stopping you from popping a squat in the middle of the street.
Well, cops might.
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2022 19:51:46 GMT
I'm amazed people have got so far in life being a front wiper. Got married and kids all the while being a front wiper.
Singletons out there, just remember even a front wiper has someone.
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Post by Frog on May 20, 2022 19:52:17 GMT
Having seen a few sheep at work lately (work in the sticks) they could do with it. They constantly have chunks of shit hanging off their back legs. I imagine other furry beasts have similar issues.
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Post by Vortex on May 20, 2022 19:55:52 GMT
I initially thought this was a monarchy yea or nay thread, but nope. Wiping discussions again.
Glad to see that we never change.
And i had already voted! 😀
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