Tom Clancy’s US Politics Thread

"He is abhorrent. His eyes are permanently rimmed with the red rings of chemical boosters. In person, he smells like overexposed Axe Body Spray and stale Astroglide," Domenech wrote. "The fact that he boasted on the floor to multiple colleagues in the House of Representatives of his methods of crushing Viagra and high test Red Bull to maintain his erection through his orgiastic evenings is perhaps the least offensive of his many crimes against womanhood and Christian faith."

Domenech — who is the son-in-law of the late Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) — went on to describe Trump's nominee to head the Department of Justice (DOJ) as "a hypocritical a— with the worst Botox money can buy, pursuing an ever-thinner nose and higher cheekbones at every opportunity like a Real Housewife gone mad for fillers." He further noted that "every Republican in Washington has an opinion about Matt Gaetz," and that "99 percent" of them would likely say: "Keep Matt Gaetz away from my wife/daughter/friend and anyone I care about."

"He is a walking genital, warts included as a bonus. If I was merely attempting to count the number of women I know who have had bad experiences with Matt Gaetz, I would run out of fingers and toes," he continued. "If you vote for him to be the Attorney General of the United States, you don’t just need your head examined, you need to be committed to a mental institution. The man has less principles than your average fentanyl addicted hobo," he added. "He likes them underage and he’s not ashamed about it."

"The man is absolutely vile. There are pools of vomit with more to offer the earth than this STD-riddled testament to the failure of fallen masculinity.""