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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 19, 2022 20:25:55 GMT
Your postcount got fucked because you asked if someone saw your five stars innit. Your pride was your downfall, not your weird obsession with Amber Heard
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Post by cubby on Aug 19, 2022 20:29:52 GMT
Nah it happened before that, hence me asking.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 19, 2022 20:34:14 GMT
Oh I don't know then. There's usually a method to gremmi's genius
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Post by cubby on Aug 19, 2022 20:45:39 GMT
I think he's still stewing about cockgate.
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Post by Danno on Aug 19, 2022 20:59:24 GMT
I think he's still stewing about cockgate. Was yours bigger
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Post by cubby on Aug 19, 2022 21:04:43 GMT
It's bigger than Gordon Sumner's.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Aug 19, 2022 21:41:09 GMT
Finally got the courage to do one of those bowl cancer tests. I always thought you send an entire poo, imagine my disappointment when I finally get the kit and it's just a scraping lol. I always wondered how on earth we're sending entire stool samples in the mail. omg Now I've just got to figure how to catch a shit, they've provide a small tissue to put in your toilet but I'm not sure that's going to be strong enough... When you need to submit your sample, just wipe from the front, it'll be all over everything!
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Post by Danno on Aug 19, 2022 21:45:40 GMT
It's bigger than Gordon Sumner's. Is his big? I never looked into it
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Post by pierrepressure on Aug 20, 2022 9:05:26 GMT
Just noticed I've got a white blemish on the tip of my cock, like the pigmentation has gone from the area.
Hopefully not penis cancer, that'd be a right pain in the bum. Or not as the case may be.
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Post by Sarfrin on Aug 20, 2022 9:39:32 GMT
Just noticed I've got a white blemish on the tip of my cock, like the pigmentation has gone from the area. Hopefully not penis cancer, that'd be a right pain in the bum. Or not as the case may be. Could be vitiligo. Apparently it commonly affects the genitals. www.nhs.uk/conditions/vitiligo/
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Post by askew on Aug 20, 2022 10:08:00 GMT
Thrush?
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Post by simple on Aug 23, 2022 8:25:46 GMT
Arranging the family trip to the dentist for a check up - no appointments until February.
Bastard
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Post by Dougs on Aug 23, 2022 8:27:27 GMT
Ours just said "NHS dentists have left, we are trying to get more...call back in a few months".
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Post by simple on Aug 24, 2022 7:41:30 GMT
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Post by drhickman1983 on Aug 24, 2022 7:51:06 GMT
I have had a couple of ganglions on my inner wrist, over the pisiform bone, for most of my life but I think they're starting to press on the nerve as there starting to feel a bit sore, and get pins and needles more regularly than I used to.
Doesn't help that they're perfectly placed be irritated by using a keyboard and mouse as it's where my wrist naturally rests on the desk.
Should probably go to the GP about it.
Any day now.
Aaaaany day.
just related to the dentist chat, I've not been to the dentist for a good few years now. At least 5? Maybe longer.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 24, 2022 9:02:38 GMT
What's the reason not to go to your GP about your gang lions?
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Post by dfunked on Aug 24, 2022 9:07:58 GMT
Just get yourself booked in. If they're anything like mine you'll have a month before the appointment.
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Post by cubby on Aug 24, 2022 9:21:02 GMT
Ours just said "NHS dentists have left, we are trying to get more...call back in a few months". Yep, ours put out an announcement in June. They have given up trying to get an NHS dentist. Fantastic.
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Post by Dougs on Aug 24, 2022 9:27:46 GMT
I read an article not long ago by a young NHS dentist who was leaving for private practice - can't find it now but the jist was post-covid, the number of patients they could see reduced from 40 to something like 15, and with the fees received from NHS care basically meant working for minimum wage.
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Post by drhickman1983 on Aug 24, 2022 11:34:46 GMT
What's the reason not to go to your GP about your gang lions? No reason *not* to, but it's the kind of thing that I only remember when they do give me annoyance, when I have time to sort it out I've usually forgotten. In general it takes me a while to get round to anything. If I can put something off until tomorrow I will. When it comes to my health, that means most health concerns just resolve themselves before I do anything about them. Doesn't help that the last time I reached out with an issue is when I had a finger infection due to nail biting, and the doc basically said just wait to see if it passes. Which it did. So I tend to that approach to most ailments. If it hasn't cleared up in a month or two, that's when I'll go.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 24, 2022 14:17:01 GMT
What's the reason not to go to your GP about your gang lions? Eh, because you need to see a lion tamer for that shit.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 24, 2022 14:21:07 GMT
Or at least a lion cub counselor that will persuade them to leave the gang life.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 24, 2022 14:21:25 GMT
drhickman1983 Just go and get those ganglions out man. Fucking ganglions.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 24, 2022 15:48:32 GMT
There's a lovely picture of a gang lion being removed from a foot if you do an image search
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Post by Vortex on Aug 24, 2022 19:58:37 GMT
Not fucking likely to be looking that up.
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Post by Danno on Aug 24, 2022 20:00:52 GMT
I tried to find a picture of a gangster lion being kicked out of a bar but all I found was a lion starving to death after his pride rejected him, and now I am sad
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Post by Deleted on Aug 24, 2022 20:16:24 GMT
This gang lion ain't getting kicked out of anywhere. He will fuck you up.
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Post by askew on Aug 24, 2022 20:32:20 GMT
Looks like the cover of an erotic novel. Big Cat Diaries took a turn.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 24, 2022 20:45:03 GMT
Miaows & Boon
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Post by Bird Of Prey on Aug 28, 2022 2:24:29 GMT
Just turned my head from on the side to looking up towards the ceiling while asleep and had a major dizziness attack with nausea. Still feeling dizzy and it's come out of no where while I was asleep.
Only thing I can think of that is dehydration as it was quite warm yesterday and I had about 1 1/2 litres. Once the world stops spinning, I'll get up and get a drink and hope that sorts it, but it was bloody intense and sudden.
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