Random Rants (for Rob the Robber but I have beef anyway)

What a lot of hairy-faced men there are around nowadays.
When a man grows hair all over his face it is impossible to tell what he
really looks like.
Perhaps that's why he does it. He'd rather you didn't know.
Then there's the problem of washing.
When the very hairy ones wash their faces, it must be as big a job as when
you and I wash the hair on our heads.
So what I want to know is this. How often do all these hairy-faced men
wash their faces? Is it only once a week, like us, on Sunday nights? And do
they shampoo it? Do they use a hairdryer? Do they rub hair-tonic in to stop
their faces from going bald? Do they go to a barber to have their hairy faces
cut and trimmed or do they do it themselves in front of the bathroom mirror
with nail-scissors?
I don't know. But next time you see a man with a hairy face (which will
probably be as soon as you step out on to the street) maybe you will look at
him more closely and start wondering about some of these things.