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Post by Danno on Jan 14, 2022 21:56:30 GMT
"Buttlery" is an underrated gem. Why thank you |
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Jan 14, 2022 22:33:15 GMT
I've been unphased using a run of the mill knife out the drawer for cleaning dog shit off the sprogs shoes, a quick rinse in the washing up and they're noshing down on their fish fingers with said knife, well they shouldn't step in dog shit should they.
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Post by cubby on Jan 14, 2022 22:35:33 GMT
And then wonder why they keep getting worms
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Post by Danno on Jan 14, 2022 22:35:51 GMT
I've been unphased using a run of the mill knife out the drawer for cleaning dog shit off the sprogs shoes, a quick rinse in the washing up and they're noshing down on their fish fingers with said knife, well they shouldn't step in dog shit should they. This does make me worry about the potentially one metre layer of dogshit your children have to walk through, uphill, just to be educated, just like my grandmother said |
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Post by ozthegweat on Jan 14, 2022 22:47:01 GMT
As if those same picky kids didn't shovel much worse into their mouths voluntarily on a daily basis just a few years prior.
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Post by Sarfrin on Jan 15, 2022 17:32:48 GMT
I've been unphased using a run of the mill knife out the drawer for cleaning dog shit off the sprogs shoes, a quick rinse in the washing up and they're noshing down on their fish fingers with said knife, well they shouldn't step in dog shit should they. "What's for dinner? Eggs. Dog eggs." |
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Post by Danno on Jan 15, 2022 18:31:07 GMT
And then wonder why they keep getting worms Valuable interior maintenance staff |
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Jan 15, 2022 18:56:27 GMT
Here's a thought, if pigs are supposed to be quite close to humans anatomically speaking and if pigs can eat human poo why can't humans? I may have imagined the anatomical closeness thing.
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Post by LockeTribal on Jan 15, 2022 19:24:39 GMT
Every time I see this thread get bumped I think about the guy who posted asking if he should go see the doctor as he was bleeding out his arse and hope he's doing okay. Can't remember seeing him post since.
Separately, my 3yo girl did a massive poo earlier today. Like an eel it was. Had a tear of fatherly pride in my eye flushing it (the awful smell had nothing to do with it).
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Post by LockeTribal on Jan 15, 2022 22:32:48 GMT
Here's a thought, if pigs are supposed to be quite close to humans anatomically speaking and if pigs can eat human poo why can't humans? I may have imagined the anatomical closeness thing. I've always assumed that pigs (and other animals) have more robust stomachs/gastro-intestinal systems that are able to filter out some of the more harmful bacteria that would be harmful or fatal to humans. |
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Post by Danno on Jan 15, 2022 22:43:46 GMT
Here's a thought, if pigs are supposed to be quite close to humans anatomically speaking and if pigs can eat human poo why can't humans? I may have imagined the anatomical closeness thing. I've always assumed that pigs (and other animals) have more robust stomachs/gastro-intestinal systems that are able to filter out some of the more harmful bacteria that would be harmful or fatal to humans. Yep. wolves, bears, carrion birds for example are able to eat rotting meat because of this |
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Post by Sarfrin on Jan 15, 2022 23:23:03 GMT
Here's a thought, if pigs are supposed to be quite close to humans anatomically speaking and if pigs can eat human poo why can't humans? I may have imagined the anatomical closeness thing. I've always assumed that pigs (and other animals) have more robust stomachs/gastro-intestinal systems that are able to filter out some of the more harmful bacteria that would be harmful or fatal to humans. It's an interesting question as to why that is. Is it because no other animal eats cooked food so they either develop immunity or die young? Or do they just get the shits and die more often than we do but no one cares? |
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Post by Danno on Jan 16, 2022 8:30:07 GMT
Depends on the animal, but (very broadly) it's down to considerably stronger digestive acids, higher bacterial tolerance and a more developed sense of smell as a warning measure.
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Post by Zuluhero on Jan 16, 2022 10:50:44 GMT
Plus an animals consciousness is alot more transient. They're not thinking 'hmm that was a dicey tasting thing I ate 6 hours ago if I survive this I should probably avoid that in future'.
Chances are they'll puke or shit and think 'mmm that looks delicious'
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Post by ozthegweat on Jan 16, 2022 13:32:27 GMT
Usually the taste buds (or what the brain translates as tasty) control what animals eat. We evolved to find mouldy food disgusting, as those who avoided it had a better chance to produce offspring.
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Post by mothercruncher on Jan 16, 2022 21:19:45 GMT
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Post by cubby on Jan 17, 2022 15:57:18 GMT
We just had a customer turn up to the building. The first thing he asked was where the toilet is, and he's been in there for nearly half an hour now.
It must be one of those aneurism inducing half stuck ones.
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Post by Vortex on Jan 17, 2022 16:41:46 GMT
Have you checked it's not a Clerks-style death scenario?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2022 19:28:53 GMT
Something is about to fucking kick off.
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Post by mrpon on Feb 7, 2022 19:30:06 GMT
#pray4wunty
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Post by Danno on Feb 7, 2022 19:38:30 GMT
Something is about to fucking kick off. Did 'something' just announce hgggleuerrghggllleleeeuurrrghhhhaarggle to the rest of the room? |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2022 19:40:10 GMT
I keep blasting the cap off and it's noxious to say the least. When this thing hatches we're looking at judgement day man.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2022 19:45:41 GMT
Jesus christ what the fuck is that I need to get th
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2022 22:15:44 GMT
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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Post by Danno on Feb 7, 2022 22:25:52 GMT
By all accounts he's still going. Can we at least evacuate his loved ones
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Post by Danno on Feb 7, 2022 22:27:36 GMT
By all accounts he's still going. Can we at least evacuate his loved ones Must be like the bath scene in Spirited Away |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2022 22:36:01 GMT
e hell out of here!
Ahh, what a mess. Well, I'm sure as shit not cleaning that up.
/whistles and walks away
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Post by Danno on Feb 7, 2022 22:38:22 GMT
e hell out of here! Ahh, what a mess. Well, I'm sure as shit not cleaning that up. /whistles and walks away It's deffo your problem, it's mostly about when you choose to deal with it. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2022 22:40:17 GMT
It's fine I'll just burn the room.
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Post by cubby on Feb 7, 2022 22:45:15 GMT
Sure is a lot of burnings going on lately.
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