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Post by Danno on Sept 1, 2021 21:33:31 GMT
Beans on toast with offensive steps? I am here for that
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hedben
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Post by hedben on Sept 1, 2021 21:40:23 GMT
Half ketchup half tomato puree is not "fine" you fucking animal. Don't knock it til you try it. We get the posh pesto that's 2 quid a pot; I cook a mean bolognese; I make fresh tagliatelle from scratch FFS. But quick red sauce is good too. It's the unified theory of Pot Noodle, we all need a little garbage in our diet sometimes. |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 1, 2021 21:44:54 GMT
Putting ketchup in a pot noodle would improve it
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Post by Danno on Sept 1, 2021 21:45:36 GMT
So would the bin
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anephric
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Post by anephric on Sept 1, 2021 22:34:08 GMT
I simply refuse to make any sauce without San Marzano tomatoes. And none of your fakey crap pretending to be San Marzano either.
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Post by Danno on Sept 1, 2021 22:39:16 GMT
I simply refuse to make any sauce without San Marzano tomatoes. And none of your fakey crap pretending to be San Marzano either. D O P That's only pizza sauce, and only when you're topping it with beans H E I N Z |
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anephric
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Post by anephric on Sept 1, 2021 23:01:43 GMT
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Post by Arkler on Sept 2, 2021 6:57:18 GMT
I am absolutely shocked by how our nice shiny new italian thread turned into a discussion about pasta and pizza. I did not see that coming, but to be honest I was looking elsewhere.
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Post by trafford on Sept 2, 2021 7:11:38 GMT
Garlic Bread!?!
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Post by retro74 on Sept 2, 2021 7:20:02 GMT
I expected it to be food first to be fair
Then I expected the chat to move to Italian ladies and their passion for middle aged gaming nerds
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Post by Fake_Blood on Sept 2, 2021 8:00:38 GMT
Yesterday I watched this classic YouTube vid that got reposted on reddit. Surely this has to be Italy in a nutshell: youtu.be/n4U1PV4xg4E |
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Post by Arkler on Sept 2, 2021 9:11:37 GMT
Yesterday I watched this classic YouTube vid that got reposted on reddit. Surely this has to be Italy in a nutshell: youtu.be/n4U1PV4xg4EThanks for reminding me of this gem. Yeah, that pretty much sums up our country  |
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Post by Francio on Sept 2, 2021 10:11:58 GMT
I simply refuse to make any sauce without San Marzano tomatoes. And none of your fakey crap pretending to be San Marzano either. D O P That's only pizza sauce, and only when you're topping it with beans H E I N Z I would rather put ananas than Heinz shite, honestly... At least I can remove it before eating. |
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Post by dfunked on Sept 2, 2021 10:40:37 GMT
Bananas or anuses?
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Post by dominalien on Sept 2, 2021 10:55:07 GMT
That'll be pineapple, surely.
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Post by Arkler on Sept 2, 2021 11:07:39 GMT
Bananuses? But he meant pineapple. You can travel the world and everyone will understand "ananas" except english speaking countries that probably saw the fruit the first time and thought "weeeell it looks like a pine, but it's a fruit like an apple. That's a pineapple I guess". |
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anephric
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Post by anephric on Sept 2, 2021 11:59:30 GMT
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Post by dfunked on Sept 2, 2021 12:42:18 GMT
TIL about ananas. Our new Italian brothers are already improving the place.
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Post by retro74 on Sept 2, 2021 13:04:03 GMT
Yeah I agree, these guys are cool
Glad they’ve stuck around after EGGSIT
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Post by PazJohnMitch on Sept 2, 2021 13:09:29 GMT
Greetings everybody. Ciao. As a former mod in the italian forum I wanted to transition the 3-4 people that were left there to a new home. We did not even receive an official communication for the closure, we found out from your forum   I hope you all won't mind if we arrange ourselves a little corner here to keep posting stuff. Not that we'll post a lot. - No, we don't kill people who put pineapple on pizza, as those people will have to answer to God for their sins. - No, we don't make gestures IRL when we reply to a thread. Not that we wouldn't want to. Wait for the Virtual Reality forums and see. - Yes, sometimes our breakfasts are just made of 1 espresso coffee and -maybe- a biscuit or two. That's why we don't really want to do anything in the morning and we borrowed the siesta from the spanish. Feel free to ask us anything else you are curious about. Having worked with Italians and watched them read / write emails I think number 2 is a lie! |
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Post by Fake_Blood on Sept 2, 2021 13:11:55 GMT
So we’ve had ananas, have we talked about kiwi on a pizza yet?
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Post by mcmonkeyplc on Sept 2, 2021 13:58:18 GMT
Disgraceful.
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Post by Lukus on Sept 2, 2021 13:59:36 GMT
I think that's unethical and a little bit racist.
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Post by Vortex on Sept 2, 2021 14:16:37 GMT
Greetings everybody. Ciao. As a former mod in the italian forum I wanted to transition the 3-4 people that were left there to a new home. We did not even receive an official communication for the closure, we found out from your forum I hope you all won't mind if we arrange ourselves a little corner here to keep posting stuff. Not that we'll post a lot. - No, we don't kill people who put pineapple on pizza, as those people will have to answer to God for their sins. - No, we don't make gestures IRL when we reply to a thread. Not that we wouldn't want to. Wait for the Virtual Reality forums and see. - Yes, sometimes our breakfasts are just made of 1 espresso coffee and -maybe- a biscuit or two. That's why we don't really want to do anything in the morning and we borrowed the siesta from the spanish. Feel free to ask us anything else you are curious about. Having worked with Italians and watched them read / write emails I think number 2 is a lie! We've all gesticulated and flicked the vicky's at work emails we don't agree with, no? |
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anephric
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Post by anephric on Sept 2, 2021 14:42:12 GMT
True, but grabbing of balls whilst screaming BASTA! doesn't normally happen.
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Post by mrpon on Sept 2, 2021 14:44:43 GMT
So we’ve had ananas, have we talked about kiwi on a pizza yet? You fancy a "Load" on your pizza? |
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Post by Danno on Sept 2, 2021 15:11:33 GMT
That's only pizza sauce, and only when you're topping it with beans H E I N Z I would rather put ananas than Heinz shite, honestly... At least I can remove it before eating. Crosse & Blackwell beans? What about refried, or beans and sausages? |
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Post by retro74 on Sept 2, 2021 15:15:35 GMT
There were 'official' Heinz Baked Beans pizzas a decade or so ago but they've disappeared now
Proper delicious they were, our Italian friends would have loved them
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Post by retro74 on Sept 2, 2021 15:18:30 GMT
Also disappeared - Peperami In A Roll
They were sooo nice, sad you can't get them anymore. You can try and recreate them by wrapping a piece of white bread round a standard Peperami but it's not the same, the magic just isn't there
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Post by Arkler on Sept 2, 2021 15:19:16 GMT
True, but grabbing of balls whilst screaming BASTA! doesn't normally happen. Neither it does here, what kind of job it was where you saw it happening? Were there a couch and a camera involved? |
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