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Post by vicedestroyer on Aug 30, 2021 15:53:26 GMT
In the other place, I told a crazy story, where my dad dodged death by the slimmest of margins and as a bonus discovered that he gave up a kid for adoption 50 years ago that none of the rest of the family knew about, but by crazy coincidence, I ended up living about 5 miles away from.  What's your craziest story? |
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Post by Danno on Aug 30, 2021 16:04:36 GMT
I'd blur out that motorway as well, took me about 15 seconds to find those start and end spots
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Post by Solid-SCB- on Aug 30, 2021 16:07:22 GMT
I gave away where I lived on the Internet and got sent a pallet of colon snakes.
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Post by vicedestroyer on Aug 30, 2021 16:08:03 GMT
Haha. I missed that last one. Not that it I am too concerned about the people on this thread. Or the internet in general. From that vague start and end point, I struggle to work out what crazy stuff can be done to me. But better safe than sorry. Thanks for pointing it out.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 30, 2021 16:10:45 GMT
That could have been the start of another crazy story
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Post by Danno on Aug 30, 2021 16:21:38 GMT
I heard at least 100 forumites order a courier, open their freezers and start packing coolers with brown popsicles
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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 30, 2021 16:32:23 GMT
Haha. I missed that last one. Not that it I am too concerned about the people on this thread. Or the internet in general. From that vague start and end point, I struggle to work out what crazy stuff can be done to me. But better safe than sorry. Thanks for pointing it out. The internet should be feared
Heard about a girl who trolled people on a forum (4chan or one of those shitty places) offering to post topless photos if they paid for her pizza. They paid, she reneged, they doxed her and made her life a misery until she posted the pictures
The internet can be proper evil
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Post by vicedestroyer on Aug 30, 2021 16:45:26 GMT
That's a fair point. But that girls mistake is that she gave someone her address, right? Once that is out there, you should just expect awful things to happen.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 30, 2021 16:55:56 GMT
I just tried looking for the story and the search results were fucking weird
Either way, I don't think anyone should expect to be sexually assaulted over a pizza
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Post by Frog on Aug 30, 2021 16:59:26 GMT
Buy me a pizza and you can do what you like Cheat date me  |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 30, 2021 17:00:34 GMT
Go to 4chan and they'll take you up on that. Post back here after with your crazy story
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Post by Techno Hippy on Aug 30, 2021 17:35:06 GMT
I once destroyed a bank.
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Post by Danno on Aug 30, 2021 17:36:33 GMT
You can't leave it at that, Nick Leeson |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 30, 2021 18:10:42 GMT
I once found a child hanging from the branch of a tree by the hood of his coat. He wasn't even struggling, just hanging there, defeated. Must have been there a while. i told him it'd be alright and if I saw anyone, I'd tell them he was there
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Post by vicedestroyer on Aug 30, 2021 18:15:34 GMT
Yeah, tell us the inside scoop.  |
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Post by Techno Hippy on Aug 30, 2021 18:23:23 GMT
You can't leave it at that, Nick Leeson It was in my more adventurous youth, and as I wasn't caught I should be careful with details, although it was decades ago, so maybe I'm ok. Just think a smash and grab gone wrong :-) |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 30, 2021 18:26:15 GMT
Was it your sister's piggy bank?
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Post by Techno Hippy on Aug 30, 2021 18:35:14 GMT
It was :-)
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Post by vicedestroyer on Aug 30, 2021 18:36:54 GMT
According to wiki the United Kingdom. Unlike other countries, the United Kingdom has no statute of limitations for any criminal offence, except for summary offences (offences tried in the magistrates' court). In these cases, criminal proceedings must be brought within 6 months.
Tell us anyway. We won't tell, Technohippy
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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 30, 2021 19:03:27 GMT
Aww she was probably saving up for a Xenomorph dildo
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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 30, 2021 19:05:17 GMT
I think Jambo's got one she can borrow
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Post by trafford on Aug 30, 2021 21:34:51 GMT
I once, very nearly got cut in half.
Seconds away from it, but a small Italian meat truck driver saved my bacon.
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Post by dfunked on Aug 30, 2021 21:45:48 GMT
Did he beep his horn and say "jamon mate, I'm driving here!"
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Post by trafford on Aug 30, 2021 22:06:05 GMT
Kind of, he parked in the loading bay next to the reversing skip wagon I got trapped behind.
It was over 30 years ago, I wonder what he's doing now? He is my hero, old Luigi, whatever.
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Post by anephric on Aug 31, 2021 0:49:09 GMT
I once got chased by military police with dog units along the beach near Shoebury Barracks because they thought I was dealing drugs to squaddies.
Nope, never convicted on no dope.
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Post by elstoof on Aug 31, 2021 7:23:05 GMT
Sounds like the time my mate was late for work, living in Brighton around 2005 while the Labour Party conference was on. Carl was running along the seafront with a rucksack on his back, and Carl is mixed race so sort of swarthy and at the time had a shaved head. Terrorism was high on people’s minds back then, so while he was running along he started wondering why an increasing number of people were shouting at him, then screaming at him to stop, until he noticed the multiple sniper lasers trained on him and it clicked. After he got restrained and the police emptied his rucksack full of dirty clothes out for a rummage they let him back in his way
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Post by hedben on Aug 31, 2021 8:19:36 GMT
Once me and a couple of mates got stopped and questioned by police because they found us in the middle of town at 2am, near some houses they though we might be trying to rob. They asked us if we had any screwdrivers or other tools on us, but quickly changed their tone when they realised we were all 12 years old. We'd had a sleepover and decided to sneak out and go on a walk at 2am.
We'd gone all the way into town on a Saturday night, not concerned in the slightest about all the people being kicked out of pubs and clubs- but we were petrified when the police said they'd need to ring our parents to get them to pick us up.
They eventually let us walk home - on a solemn promise that we wouldn't do it again.
EDIT- Ok, that wasn't very crazy. I lead a sheltered life.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 31, 2021 9:03:01 GMT
Sounds like the time my mate was late for work, living in Brighton around 2005 while the Labour Party conference was on. Carl was running along the seafront with a rucksack on his back, and Carl is mixed race so sort of swarthy and at the time had a shaved head. Terrorism was high on people’s minds back then, so while he was running along he started wondering why an increasing number of people were shooting at him, then screaming at him to stop, until he noticed the multiple sniper lasers trained on him and it clicked. After he got restrained and the police emptied his rucksack full of dirty clothes out for a rummage they let him back in his way It's a good thing the police still employed stormtroopers back then |
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Post by robthehermit on Aug 31, 2021 9:04:52 GMT
I was once arrested for handling £500k worth of stolen Tomb Raider games and spent the night in the nick. In the morning they decided I was the monkey not the organ grinder so they sent me on my way, (The organ grinder was in another cell, charges eventually dismissed).
Also fun was when when we had some lenses that we had someone look up the serial numbers for only to be raided the next day by the MOD because they turned out to be for missile guidance.
The joys of working in commercial salvage.
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Post by jono62 on Aug 31, 2021 9:25:47 GMT
Did I ever tell the story of the mugger I stopped with a breadbin lid?
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