The Reviews of Shit Fast Food Thread

Yeah that stuff is the business, I wish they sold it in bottles.

I tok my gluten intolerant nephew to a McDonald’s once. He ordered a double cheeseburger, fries and a drink. He wasn’t one for pickles and sauces, so he got rid of them, and the bun. He also doesn’t like cheese. So he got rid of that. Too me, that was fair. He had ordered what he wanted, how he liked, and covered not making himself ill. I was called up to the counter, to be told they couldn’t provide his order. I asked why, as you would. I was told a double cheese burger had to come with cheese. I asked why was the option to remove it available on the kiosk. For some reason the reply was you could also add more. Now I have played Myst and the Resident Evil games, I get obtuse puzzles, but that baffled me. Eventually the manager came over, we talked and he asked why I hadn’t ordered two separate burgers without all the additional shite. I pointed out that I didn’t order it, my increasingly embarrassed eight year old nephew had. He took care of the order, but that experience soured my love of using McDonalds as a treat for younger family members.

Whereabouts in Manchester? Just bagged tickets for Mudhoney. Always on the look out for something new.

I didn’t write this but I actually asked for the bacon roll with brown sauce. I highly suspect OH c*nted the order.

However I like to interchange them. If I’m having a brace I’ll do one of each.

I didn’t like brown sauce as a child, so possibly the ketchup thing is a bit of residual juvenalia.

The actual king on pig butties though is HP Fruity. Fight me.

FTFY

The extra hot one is nice. I prefer a slightly smokier chipotle than just heat but it's decent.


Cholula chipotle sauce and mayo is banging imo. Once you get the ratios right.

Was a joke crossover from the random musings thread.

For the grilled cheese, are we paying attention to the Dead like Me explanation or just not?

Also, definitely looking up that bad boy the next time I am in Manchester.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/15j0b77/mandy_patinkin_explains_the_meaning_of_a_patty/

THIS IS WHY I AM A FAT CUNT* ALSO.

* Apologies for using that word today, too many times.

This thread is going to kill me

Stuff like this cracks me up. I can't work out if it's a parody or not. It has to be, surely. And if not, most people haven't got time for any of that. Saw one the other day banging on about how ultra-processed bread is, and we should all make our own. "only 3 ingredients...well, OK, 6. And hours of proving etc".

I usually don’t get drawn in to this sort of thing but the guy is just so in to what he does here I can’t help but enjoy it.
It’s a wild ride

I think I'm in love.

As opposed to KFC, which makes you shit the sweetest smelling roses?

Had pizza twice, was there for a few days