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How long have you been waiting? I applied for an appointment from my referred referral weeks ago and still no word. Long wait so far.

Had it done this morning. Over quick but while you're in there it's horrible. No pain just very uncomfortable sensations.

I did get a certificate for bravery that had a unicorn on it at least.

That's about the size of except with a bit of smoke and blood in your semen.

Recovery is OK, swollen and tender but lying down helps. Say upright on a chair is still a bit uncomfortable.

The worse part is the actual procedure itself. Get through that, the rest is a breeze.

That didn't come out right.

That’s a Wu Tang song by the way. I’m not role playing.

Well this morning my son grabbed a sheet of printer paper and shoved it in my face, which resulted in a papercut to my FUCKING EYE.

Fuck it I’m doing this vasectomy myself.

Are these muscly children like people were talking about in the Random Musings thread?

I have a doctor's appointment next week to talk about a vasectomy. I hope he's thought about it enough.

I am also planning to get one, as my wife fears having another child would kill her, so I'm being responsible.

I would have thought that her being asexual was a sufficient form of birth control, but it can't help to be thorough

Why don't you leave her and, y'know, find someone who wants sex?

How do you feel about that, seeing as how you said you have no physical relationship with her anymore.

They're not supposed to cut the whole thing off

Yes but as freddie said, you can never be too sure