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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Sept 11, 2023 19:27:10 GMT
If anyone is struggling to get an appointment I will gladly offer my crude yet effective hammer service.
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Post by LegendaryApe on Sept 11, 2023 19:29:00 GMT
Perfect new page post
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Post by damagedinc on Sept 11, 2023 20:14:53 GMT
Might be one of the all time best
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Post by damagedinc on Sept 11, 2023 20:16:13 GMT
I have to say it's almost worth it for the absolute imperative 48 hours "bed rest"
My mate got to 30 odd before he was made to get out lol
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Post by Zuluhero on Sept 11, 2023 21:51:33 GMT
Have hammer, will travel.
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Post by Danno on Sept 11, 2023 23:19:58 GMT
Sounds like some of you are having such a faff, I was 32, 1 child, had one appointment to say I wanted one, they said are you sure, few weeks later, bam. Crikey, you could have put them up for adoption you know |
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Post by Goban on Sept 12, 2023 0:09:38 GMT
To make matters worse the place I'm being referred to is over an hrs drive away.
Although given that or the offered hammer option, i'll go for counselling.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 12, 2023 1:07:58 GMT
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Post by Lizard on Sept 12, 2023 1:53:35 GMT
Anyone considering Freddie's hammer option should remind themselves of his food hygiene practises before committing.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Sept 12, 2023 2:56:40 GMT
Do not be perturbed, it's completely non invasive, all done from the outside, you can even leave your designer pants on, though it might take a few extra swings to ensure a successful operation.
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Post by rawshark on Sept 12, 2023 6:49:47 GMT
Won’t lie - I like the non-invasive nature of the treatment and would like to order a brochure.
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Post by cubby on Sept 12, 2023 6:55:04 GMT
The brochure is just some polaroids of the tool aisle in b&q.
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Post by LegendaryApe on Sept 12, 2023 7:31:03 GMT
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Post by Vortex on Sept 12, 2023 13:14:36 GMT
 That's not a hammer!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2023 10:26:52 GMT
So that was easy, doctor rang before the appointment saying we need some blood tests and general health observations. Once she's got that she will put the referral through. Quick question at the end if I have any children and that my wife is happy with the decision.
All in all about 5 mins. Only issue was bloods appt is 2 weeks away.
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Post by cubby on Sept 13, 2023 11:23:43 GMT
She? Omg.
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Post by GigaChad Sigma. on Sept 13, 2023 11:54:58 GMT
Hearing a lot of good things about superglue if people are on a budget.
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Post by Zuluhero on Sept 13, 2023 12:10:20 GMT
Hammer aside, that was pretty much my experience too.
Hope everything goes smoothly, Rum!
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 13, 2023 13:42:20 GMT
The laser is going to bounce off Rum's smooth balls and blind the doctor
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Post by Vortex on Sept 13, 2023 13:50:12 GMT
A bit of talc would ease the laser diffraction.
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Post by Nemesis on Sept 13, 2023 21:06:21 GMT
A gentle layer of mustard across the cut will help with the healing.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Sept 13, 2023 21:19:27 GMT
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Post by Goban on Sept 26, 2023 12:27:00 GMT
Apparently I dont need councelling, 6th October snip snip.
In a weird twist of circumstance, my daughter will be driving me home.
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Post by imamazed on Sept 26, 2023 12:29:07 GMT
Circum-what? You sure you've booked the correct procedure?
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Post by cubby on Sept 26, 2023 12:30:02 GMT
Goban going kosher.
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Post by dfunked on Sept 26, 2023 12:34:05 GMT
I'm sure Freddie can provide that service too free of charge.
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Post by imamazed on Sept 26, 2023 12:36:27 GMT
I believe he uses an apple corer. Sterilised, of course.
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Post by dfunked on Sept 26, 2023 12:38:37 GMT
*crosses legs*
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Post by mrpon on Sept 26, 2023 13:01:50 GMT
Weird twist.
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Post by mikeck on Sept 26, 2023 14:41:17 GMT
Phone consultation with the doc booked for a couple of weeks time. It's really happening...
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