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Post by dogbot on Mar 31, 2022 9:33:47 GMT
You’re ruining the Brave Little Soldier thread with this talk of moisturiser. This not brave or soldier-ish. It’ll be talk of talc at this rate. Mil-tec gloves are pretty good for very little money, if you can’t get proper issue ones. Better?  |
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Post by cubby on Mar 31, 2022 9:34:07 GMT
I think the mistake a lot of people make with aqueous cream (and other moisturisers) is using far too much. Just use a small bit and repeat if necessary.
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Post by jeepers on Mar 31, 2022 10:17:51 GMT
You’re ruining the Brave Little Soldier thread with this talk of moisturiser. This not brave or soldier-ish. It’ll be talk of talc at this rate. Mil-tec gloves are pretty good for very little money, if you can’t get proper issue ones. Better? That would be … acceptable. |
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Mar 31, 2022 10:23:15 GMT
North Face do some nice e-tip gloves. No good for below zero or thereabouts but fine otherwise. Bit more pricey mind, Blacks are normally the cheapest for them.
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Post by khanivor on Mar 31, 2022 11:44:26 GMT
My hands get dried out during the winter, especially if I’m handling lots of wood…
Installing and sanding hardwoods leeches moisture from my hands. Best stuff I’ve found is Corn Huskers Oil. Does the job and leaves no slimy residue. Absorbs/dries in about five seconds so I can get back to scrolling on my phone without leaving a smear
Doesn’t seem to be available in the UK, at a reasonable price, so Nelson.jpg
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Post by Danno on Mar 31, 2022 12:54:55 GMT
My hands get dried out during the winter, especially if I’m handling lots of wood… Installing and sanding hardwoods leeches moisture from my hands. Best stuff I’ve found is Corn Huskers Oil. Does the job and leaves no slimy residue. Absorbs/dries in about five seconds so I can get back to scrolling on my phone without leaving a smear Doesn’t seem to be available in the UK, at a reasonable price, so Nelson.jpg  |
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Post by askew on Mar 31, 2022 13:25:36 GMT
Is that where the phrase 'right-hand man' comes from?
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Post by cubby on Mar 31, 2022 13:27:31 GMT
Why is his sword on his left side when he only has his left hand? He's not going to be able to take it out of the sheath properly!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2022 13:29:08 GMT
Got some camel toe going on as well.
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Post by dogbot on Mar 31, 2022 13:41:44 GMT
Why is his sword on his left side when he only has his left hand? He's not going to be able to take it out of the sheath properly! He was fairly unlikely to be using it in combat anyway, so it probably didn't matter. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2022 13:44:27 GMT
Think he attaches it to his stump like an early Bruce Campbell.
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Post by askew on Mar 31, 2022 13:46:40 GMT
Got some camel toe going on as well. It's the pleats! |
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Post by mrpon on Mar 31, 2022 13:47:40 GMT
Why has he got an udder for a hand?
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Post by cubby on Mar 31, 2022 13:57:43 GMT
Why is he looking to his left? What's over there?
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Post by Vortex on Mar 31, 2022 14:39:58 GMT
The tea and biscuits.
Standing for a portrait must've been shit.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Mar 31, 2022 14:44:00 GMT
Why is he looking to his left? What's over there? It's where his hand flew off to |
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Post by Ulythium on Mar 31, 2022 14:49:31 GMT
Just before the portrait was completed, he was actually looking straight ahead; however, at the critical moment someone off to his left yelled, "Oi, mate! Give us a hand, could you?", and he affixed the culprit with a withering stare.
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Post by cubby on Mar 31, 2022 14:51:40 GMT
I hate it when that happens.
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Post by Danno on Mar 31, 2022 16:02:01 GMT
Haha, the shit that gets likes in this place
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Post by drhickman1983 on May 2, 2022 6:24:00 GMT
Managed to get sunburnt for the first time in years and years on Saturday. Like I can't recall the last time I actually had sunburn as I reach for the factor 50 as soon as it looks sunny.
Drinking outdoors at a beer festival, with a deceptive breeze. The forecast hadn't actually been all that great so figured I'd be fine with no hat or sunblock.
And now a patch of my arm is still sore. That bit just above the elbow and below the t-shirt sleeve.
My face managed to escape being actually burned but it's right on the cusp.
Now I'm just waiting for the melanoma to kick in.
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Post by cubby on May 4, 2022 21:14:13 GMT
Running a bit of a fever and sore throat, skin feels all hot and my arms are aching. Tested negative but might have to pull a sickie and rest up.
Pretty sure it's from my friend who decided to let me know they've got bronchitis after hanging out for 4 hours at the weekend. Fuck sake.
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Post by Ulythium on May 4, 2022 22:32:17 GMT
Get well soon, Cubby, and keep being a brave little soldier.
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Post by Lizard on May 5, 2022 13:17:00 GMT
I got shampoo in my eyes. Stung.
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Post by Aunt Alison on May 5, 2022 13:29:11 GMT
Close them when you wash your hair
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Post by Lizard on May 5, 2022 13:32:19 GMT
I did, victim blamer.
I also cut my finger on my Stepsils packet, which I'm counting as a COVID side-effect.
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Post by mrpon on May 5, 2022 13:49:08 GMT
Yeah watch out for those counterfeit ones, they cut corners.
And fingers.
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Post by cubby on May 6, 2022 8:12:28 GMT
Coughed my lungs up last night. Then later woke up to my throat all closed up and I flailed around trying to breathe and scared the life out of my partner. A few puffs on the inhaler I haven't needed for months and I felt a bit better. Hardly any sleep.
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Post by Danno on May 6, 2022 8:35:30 GMT
Coughed my lungs up last night. Then later woke up to my throat all closed up and I flailed around trying to breathe and scared the life out of my partner. A few puffs on the inhaler I haven't needed for months and I felt a bit better. Hardly any sleep. I prescribe bed and chicken soup after you've walked Dudders |
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Post by cubby on May 6, 2022 9:10:54 GMT
Thank you Dr Danno. Have walked dudders. Picked up my prescription of soup from the pharmacy. Daytime TV is fucking shit innit.
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Post by Danno on May 6, 2022 9:57:09 GMT
Thank you Dr Danno. Have walked dudders. Picked up my prescription of soup from the pharmacy. Daytime TV is fucking shit innit. I haven't watched any in years. Try kisscartoon and find whatever you watched on Saturday mornings when you were 8. |
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