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Post by Danno on Sept 21, 2022 12:50:39 GMT
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Post by Nanocrystal on Sept 21, 2022 12:54:16 GMT
I spent the day looking after a fox.
It's what she would have hunted.
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geefe
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Post by geefe on Sept 21, 2022 13:36:02 GMT
I spent the day contemplating the life of every living being.
It's what chi would have wanted
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Post by drhickman1983 on Sept 21, 2022 13:50:19 GMT
I spent my day playing Wii football.
It's what my Mii punted.
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EMarkM
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Post by EMarkM on Sept 21, 2022 14:15:07 GMT
I spent the day murdering Sand People.
It’s what Shmi would have wanted.
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Post by nexus6 on Sept 21, 2022 14:20:13 GMT
I spent the day collecting pollen on my legs and fat little body
Its what (Queen) bee would have wanted
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Vortex
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Post by Vortex on Sept 21, 2022 14:22:34 GMT
/o\
Like the dead queen, it's time to let it go folks.
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Post by dogbot on Sept 21, 2022 14:34:36 GMT
/o\ Like the dead queen, it's time to let it go folks. I thought there was a bit of a whiff in here. |
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Post by cubby on Sept 21, 2022 14:54:19 GMT
I spent the day looking for a very specific art piece I saw on a website once, a carved close up of Geralt of Rivea's yellow eye. I couldn't find it so I put up an ad on gumtree.
Etsy Witcher wood eye wanted.
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Vortex
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Post by Vortex on Sept 21, 2022 15:02:53 GMT
Ban pls.
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Vortex
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Post by Vortex on Sept 21, 2022 15:03:50 GMT
That's worse than the sandwich cutting travesties.
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EMarkM
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Post by EMarkM on Sept 21, 2022 15:07:32 GMT
That's worse than the sandwich cutting transvestites. |
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Post by geefe on Sept 21, 2022 15:23:43 GMT
That's worse than the sandwich cutting transvestites. You kid but that's what I actually read |
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EMarkM
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Post by EMarkM on Sept 21, 2022 15:24:04 GMT
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geefe
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Post by geefe on Sept 21, 2022 15:26:11 GMT
That's a word I've not heard in ages.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2022 15:35:04 GMT
I spent the day making an obstacle course for winged insects. Most of my time was spent on the apoidean high jump.
It's what bees would have vaulted.
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Post by djronz on Sept 21, 2022 17:43:26 GMT
You kid but that's what I actually read Glad I wasn't the only one lol |
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Post by 😎 on Sept 21, 2022 18:44:49 GMT
I spent the day deleting the fuck out of this thread
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Post by Ulythium on Sept 21, 2022 18:48:40 GMT
I spent the day refraining from making bad puns in this thread.
It's what grem-MI would have wanted.
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Post by technoish on Sept 21, 2022 20:22:15 GMT
I actually fell asleep during the mournathon... It was something about the steady drum beat of the procession and the slow walking that sent me right to sleep.
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Post by Frog on Sept 21, 2022 20:24:11 GMT
That's what happened with the queen. Nobody thought of trying to wake her up and look where she is now.
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Post by mrpon on Sept 21, 2022 20:50:01 GMT
Well that Khan guy gave it a good shot and look where that got him. Where's CosmicFuzz when you need a profile pic?!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2022 21:06:38 GMT
I actually fell asleep during the mournathon... It was something about the steady drum beat of the procession and the slow wanking that sent me right to sleep. Me too. |
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Post by Zuluhero on Sept 21, 2022 21:08:45 GMT
I fell asleep 14 days ago and just woke up. Did I miss anything?
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Post by cubby on Sept 21, 2022 21:41:39 GMT
A really tall guy that looked a bit like Richard Osman.
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Post by X201 on Sept 28, 2022 15:47:39 GMT
Expertly handled by John Holmes and the people behind The Skewer on Radio 4. Taking a leaf out of the BrassEye special and highlighting the media's coverage rather than the actual death of the Queen itself. The way they take apart the Lindsey Hoyle quote is a joy.
The Daily Mail will be apoplectic when it features in the radio awards again.
Jon Holmes's multi-award-winning satire twists itself into all the media noise surrounding the death of HM the Queen.
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Post by Chopsen on Sept 28, 2022 19:23:49 GMT
It's like The Orb went all political and it turned out republican.
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Post by Frog on Sept 28, 2022 19:28:03 GMT
Thought Charlie had popped his clogs when I saw this bumped
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Post by lordofthedunce on Sept 28, 2022 20:38:06 GMT
I don't think King Chad's time is far off by the look of him.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Sept 28, 2022 21:22:21 GMT
Yeah, he’s like the living personification of gout
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