nazo
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Post by nazo on Sept 20, 2022 14:08:09 GMT
I spent the day enjoying a drink by the pool, under the Mauritian sun. I think it’s what she would have wanted.
They were showing the funeral in the poolside bar though. I had a little giggle at the bit where the car stopped by the gates and everyone stood hopping from side to side in unison, like Paul McKenna had just told them they all need the toilet. Ridiculous stuff, really.
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Sept 20, 2022 14:36:44 GMT
Seems from that HW is saying they didn’t jump the queue. And if they did wouldn’t one of the shit rags found people standing around them to state that they were right there and saw them do it etc. I expect it’s as she says - they filed into the room to go into the press area. Now twitter cunts have seen the regular feed and the rest is frothing twitter cunt history Wait, are you trying to tell me that twitter reinforces made up stories that only get debunked days after, leaving the majority with the fake story in their heads, over and over again? |
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Post by Ulythium on Sept 20, 2022 16:16:51 GMT
Phil and Holly maybe (but probably not) skipping the queue is yesterday's news - today, accusations have emerged to the effect that Bear Grylls wasn't sad enough at the funeral. [Insert piss-drinking joke as appropriate.]
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Post by technoish on Sept 20, 2022 19:37:37 GMT
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EMarkM
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Post by EMarkM on Sept 20, 2022 20:07:39 GMT
WE DON’T KNOW. NO ONE KNOWS. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2022 21:06:29 GMT
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Post by simple on Sept 20, 2022 21:14:34 GMT
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Post by Leolian'sBro on Sept 20, 2022 21:26:41 GMT
Seems half the country just enjoyed a day off. God forbid 😱 |
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Post by dogbot on Sept 20, 2022 21:41:32 GMT
Guilty as charged.
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Post by Reviewer on Sept 20, 2022 21:44:26 GMT
I spent half the day putting in a new wood floor.
It’s what she would have wanted.
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Post by Trowel 🏴 on Sept 20, 2022 21:55:49 GMT
I spent half the day trying to incite the people of the UK to rebel against the government.
It's what Che would have wanted.
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Sept 20, 2022 22:03:04 GMT
I spent half the day suppressing anyone mentioning Winnie the Pooh.
It's what Xi would've wanted.
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Ulythium
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Post by Ulythium on Sept 20, 2022 22:26:27 GMT
I spent half the day throwing out all my Lurpak and replacing it with an Indian alternative.
It's what ghee would have wanted.
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sport✅
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I want to claim my tits
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Post by sport✅ on Sept 20, 2022 22:28:17 GMT
I spent half the day freeing Etheria from the grip of the Evil Horde.
It's what She-Ra would have wanted.
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Post by Leolian'sBro on Sept 20, 2022 22:33:13 GMT
I spent half the day serving beer by the pint.
It’s what Bree would have wanted.
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Post by simple on Sept 20, 2022 23:04:10 GMT
I worked
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mrpon
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Post by mrpon on Sept 21, 2022 4:28:43 GMT
I spent half the day watching Captain Marvel.
It's what Brie would have wanted.
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Post by drhickman1983 on Sept 21, 2022 5:09:06 GMT
I spent half the day shearing livestock.
It's what sheep would have wanted.
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Post by drhickman1983 on Sept 21, 2022 5:11:20 GMT
And the other half listening to Twisted Sister.
It's what Dee would have wanted.
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Post by eleven63 on Sept 21, 2022 5:21:32 GMT
I spent half the day rolling stones.
It's what Kate would have wanted.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Sept 21, 2022 7:57:01 GMT
I went to work as I don't live in Pork Market Land.
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Post by Vandelay on Sept 21, 2022 8:07:05 GMT
I spent half the day making and eating a ploughman's lunch.
It's what cheese would have wanted.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2022 8:11:38 GMT
I just watched some re-runs of Only Fools and Horses.
It's Rodney would have wanted.
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Post by Zomoniac on Sept 21, 2022 9:38:57 GMT
I spent the day getting confused between object and subject pronouns.
It's what me would have wanted.
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Psiloc
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Post by Psiloc on Sept 21, 2022 9:59:21 GMT
I spent the day perfecting my grammar.
It's what she would of wanted
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Post by mikeck on Sept 21, 2022 10:13:01 GMT
like a sack of rags left out for the charity shop. Best description of him I've read yet 👍 |
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EMarkM
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Post by EMarkM on Sept 21, 2022 10:16:52 GMT
I spent the day learning jazz bass-lines, but without reading the sheet music.
It's what Flea would have wanted.
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Post by askew on Sept 21, 2022 10:22:34 GMT
I spent the day perfecting my grammar. It's what she would of wanted One would of disagreed |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 21, 2022 12:33:12 GMT
I spent the day debating trans women in sports
It's what they would have wanted
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Post by Danno on Sept 21, 2022 12:46:46 GMT
I spent the day talking like a pirate.
It's what Smee would have wanted.
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