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Post by quercusrobur on Jul 4, 2022 22:47:16 GMT
I forget names the instant someone tells me. I wake up in the morning feeling like I've been hit by a bus. I'm as flexible as sheet glass.
BUT, I can still do that 'coin snatching' thing where you balance coins on your elbow and then grab them in mid-air. Take THAT middle age, you fucking arsehole.
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Post by Bill in the rain on Jul 5, 2022 3:17:38 GMT
I have given up on Wordle and started the Guardian Quick Crossword instead.
I'm confident this will make my brain whip sharp pretty soon.
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Post by Zuluhero on Jul 6, 2022 9:39:01 GMT
My lower back really aches this morning.
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Post by Nemesis on Jul 6, 2022 11:13:04 GMT
Don’t bend and touch your toes, instead pull your legs towards you whilst on the floor. Your short hamstrings and old man back will thank you.
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Post by Sarfrin on Jul 6, 2022 11:38:29 GMT
But then you have to get back up off the floor.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2022 11:43:45 GMT
Do we though? Do any of us actually have to get up off the floor any more? I think we've paid our dues.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jul 6, 2022 13:50:40 GMT
Do we though? Do any of us actually have to get up off the floor any more? I think we've paid our dues. Down with this sort of thing! |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2022 14:24:55 GMT
Careful now.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2022 14:30:00 GMT
And I think, if we all think about it, that rings true as well. Our bones break easier. Be extra careful with: Stairs; getting in and out of cars; standing; sat; shitting; bending; lengthening; twisting; shouting and everything else. Everyone. be careful.
Ahhh. That's where sat comes from.
S.I.T.T.I.N.G.
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Post by Nemesis on Jul 6, 2022 14:35:50 GMT
But then you have to get back up off the floor. Crawl to the riser recliner chair and motors will get you up and about again! |
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Post by Sarfrin on Jul 6, 2022 15:17:57 GMT
But then you have to get back up off the floor. Crawl to the riser recliner chair and motors will get you up and about again! I don't have one. I'll have to go all the way to the stairs. |
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Post by khanivor on Jul 6, 2022 16:24:31 GMT
One of my knees has long been dodgy. After pogoing at Gogol Bordello gig a few weeks backs it’s been proper painful
So knee replacement is looming large on the horizon. Which is nice
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Post by quadfather on Jul 6, 2022 19:19:20 GMT
I've noticed a very audible click coming from my left shoulder every time I put my arm back to put on a coat.
Like, it's getting quite loud now
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Post by JuniorFE on Jul 6, 2022 19:24:47 GMT
I've noticed a very audible click coming from my left shoulder every time I put my arm back to put on a coat. Like, it's getting quite loud now I think your COVID vaccine Bill Gates chip™ has been knocked loose, you should get that checked  |
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Post by quadfather on Jul 6, 2022 19:58:49 GMT
Hah wouldn't surprise me.
It really is quite loud sometimes though - to the point my mates will wince and say, "oooohhh, bastard", yet its not causing any pain to me.
Yet.
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Post by JuniorFE on Jul 6, 2022 20:07:54 GMT
In all seriousness, if it worries you you should get it checked, could be a sign that something's wrong with the joint.
Bones starting to grind together because the synovial fluid (had to Google that) encasing the joint is running out is no fun for anyone...
(not saying that's what's going on of course, just a possibility)
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2022 20:12:30 GMT
Hah wouldn't surprise me. It really is quite loud sometimes though - to the point my mates will wince and say, "oooohhh, bastard", yet its not causing any pain to me. Yet. ... Sample it and put it in your next tune? |
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Post by quadfather on Jul 6, 2022 21:06:09 GMT
There are two types of people
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2022 21:33:39 GMT
Ah man if I'd been quicker I would have said you could use it for a click track.
High five! Anyone?
Hello?
Everyone's gone home haven't they. Stupid old brain.
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Post by JuniorFE on Jul 6, 2022 21:36:32 GMT
"Spooky scary skeletons
Send shivers down your spine"
click, click
"Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
Click your joints tonight"
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Post by Nemesis on Jul 10, 2022 16:10:41 GMT
Popped into the local Holland and Barrett to get some zinc/multivit pills and the man behind the counter said "it's good for OTHER things is zinc" and gave me a knowing look. Which means penis things.
I mumbled something about helping with immunity and eyes, but I'm of an age now where people assume it's knob related.
Which has me wondering! I'll report back in a week!
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Post by sport✅ on Jul 10, 2022 16:21:24 GMT
Or, you're such a DILF user Nemesis that he was clearly hitting on you.
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Post by Nemesis on Jul 10, 2022 16:38:14 GMT
Well that's a given!
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Post by harrypalmer on Jul 10, 2022 18:10:48 GMT
My hairline is suddenly looking a bit threadbare. Not helped by the fact I’ve been attempting to cut my own hair for the last two years and never quite got the hang of it.
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Post by Sarfrin on Jul 10, 2022 19:02:13 GMT
Why though? Even professional hairdressers don't cut their own hair.
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Post by Nemesis on Jul 10, 2022 19:27:37 GMT
My hairline is suddenly looking a bit threadbare. Not helped by the fact I’ve been attempting to cut my own hair for the last two years and never quite got the hang of it. Turkish barber and get your hair done short and those hairy ears sorted whilst you’re at it ! |
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Post by Nemesis on Jul 10, 2022 19:27:56 GMT
It’s liberating !
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Post by sport✅ on Jul 10, 2022 19:32:25 GMT
Because you're worth it.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jul 10, 2022 20:24:06 GMT
It's finally happened, I've got grey nose hair. I won't lie it was a bit shocking and somewhat depressing.
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Post by Frog on Jul 10, 2022 20:28:01 GMT
Think I've done my rotater cuff in, starting getting shoulder pain last Monday but worked through it as we had loads of people off sick with covid. Pain has now got much worse to the point it's affecting sleeping, was hoping it would go the other way and get better. Kind of dreading work tomorrow.
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