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Post by dfunked on Jun 24, 2022 10:24:54 GMT
The dog end
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Post by EMarkM on Jun 24, 2022 10:46:39 GMT
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs is both the same.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Jun 24, 2022 10:50:11 GMT
Can someone else say they don't get that because I don't want to look stupid
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Post by dfunked on Jun 24, 2022 10:58:37 GMT
Glol! Great joke, Mark. I'm going to have to steal that one.
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Post by dmukgr on Jun 24, 2022 10:59:51 GMT
I would have replied sooner but I couldn't type for laughing so much.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2022 11:09:44 GMT
What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same. You've actually just fried my brain. I can't... It doesn't... I... |
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Post by mrpon on Jun 24, 2022 11:10:02 GMT
Listening to Jason Manford on the radio the other weekend, he was after Dad hacks. Someone rang in with the hot dogs in the flask idea. I lolled.
True story.
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Post by EMarkM on Jun 24, 2022 11:10:53 GMT
I am something of a wit.
I think I’ve heard people say that…
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Post by Nemesis on Jun 24, 2022 11:15:55 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2022 11:20:00 GMT
I keep reading it and it's making less sense each time I do. I think I'm actually about to start crying.
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Post by quadfather on Jun 24, 2022 11:21:36 GMT
I don't get it
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Post by Nemesis on Jun 24, 2022 11:25:03 GMT
Not with those feet you won’t
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Post by Sarfrin on Jun 24, 2022 11:34:54 GMT
I keep reading it and it's making less sense each time I do. I think I'm actually about to start crying. Pssst. It doesn't make sense. That's the point. |
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Post by Vortex on Jun 24, 2022 11:36:18 GMT
What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same. You've actually just fried my brain. I can't... It doesn't... I... Could someone please switch wunty off and then back on again? |
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Post by mikeck on Jun 24, 2022 11:39:18 GMT
I keep reading it and it's making less sense each time I do. I think I'm actually about to start crying. Same. I feel very thick right now. |
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Post by Nemesis on Jun 24, 2022 11:44:07 GMT
If it makes no sense you’ve figured it out.
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Post by Nemesis on Jun 24, 2022 11:44:56 GMT
Unless you’re old.
OooOOOOOOOooooooooo.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2022 12:02:31 GMT
Ah. I get it.
HA HA HA HA!
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Post by Nemesis on Jun 24, 2022 12:13:39 GMT
You went and looked online.
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Post by Nemesis on Jun 24, 2022 12:14:09 GMT
It’s OK.
We all did.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2022 12:18:03 GMT
I didn't. But I have now.
Apparently an alternative is:
What's the difference between a duck?
The higher they fly the fewer.
I think you'll agree it's not as funny.
/scoops up brain liquid from the floor
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Post by cubby on Jun 24, 2022 12:25:55 GMT
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because roads are for cars, not chickens. Also the road is sentient.
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Post by 😎 on Jun 24, 2022 12:46:28 GMT
WHY DID
b̶e̶c̶a̷u̵s̵e̵ ̵t̵h̴e̶y̶ ̶h̸a̵d̵ ̸h̸o̶r̵r̸i̸f̷i̶c̵ ̶b̷u̵r̴n̸s̵
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Post by dmukgr on Jun 24, 2022 15:13:29 GMT
I found a bee in the middle of my garage. I had to throw it out.
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Post by Whizzo on Jun 24, 2022 15:41:12 GMT
This thread seems to have turned into what early onset dementia must be like.
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Post by Sarfrin on Jun 24, 2022 16:35:23 GMT
I found a bee in the middle of my garage. I had to throw it out. I did actually get that one. |
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Post by Nemesis on Jun 24, 2022 16:59:55 GMT
This thread seems to have turned into what early onset dementia must be like. /pats hand That’s the second time you’ve said that today. 😬 |
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Post by Nemesis on Jun 24, 2022 17:01:46 GMT
HEY BOBBY, WANNA GO OUT AND PLAY?
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Post by EMarkM on Jun 24, 2022 18:19:30 GMT
This thread seems to have turned into what early onset dementia must be like. Get the fuck off my lawn. Where’s the teapot? |
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Post by Whizzo on Jun 24, 2022 18:32:48 GMT
This thread seems to have turned into what early onset dementia must be like. /pats hand That’s the second time you’ve said that today. 😬 No I haven't. Unless I have? Oh no. |
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