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Post by Nemesis on Jun 23, 2022 14:29:17 GMT
We're one step away from the CC41 stuff making a return at this rate....
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Vortex
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Post by Vortex on Jun 23, 2022 14:47:21 GMT
Loved a tin of quattro back in the day. Although the taste profile eludes me. Sort of lilt-y wasn't it? Probably with loads of e-numbers which is why it was probably stopped being made.
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Post by skalpadda on Jun 23, 2022 14:55:54 GMT
It’s Scandinavian for “value” Sorry for being a tedious prick, but "netto" is net, as in what you have left after deductions. I think value is "værdi" in Danish. |
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Post by Psiloc on Jun 23, 2022 14:57:41 GMT
I honestly have no idea what the fuck any of you are talking about
Like oh yeah I'd kill for a smarg of timpsons right now but a flargle of snigger from the barm pot was even better than the heppers
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Post by elstoof on Jun 23, 2022 14:58:42 GMT
It’s Scandinavian for “value” Sorry for being a tedious prick, but "netto" is net, as in what you have left after deductions. I think value is "værdi" in Danish. It’s a quote from the advertising campaign they ran when launching in the U.K. don’t worry I don’t actually believe there’s one single language called Scandinavian skip to 3:10 |
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Post by drhickman1983 on Jun 23, 2022 15:04:50 GMT
It's a little known that every ship has a barcode and when it arrives in port somebody has to record it with one of those handheld readers.
Used to know somebody who did that for a job. One time the Norwegian fleet turned up and it took him hours to record every ship. He was late home, and his girlfriend (now wife, wouldn't you believe) wasn't happy. When she asked him where he'd been he had to explain that he had to scan de navy in. (He was Jamaican so said "the" as "de")
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jun 23, 2022 15:06:13 GMT
Boo-urns!
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Post by dfunked on Jun 23, 2022 15:07:29 GMT
Yes. Terrible dad jokes are definitely a part of getting old. Point well made...
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Post by drhickman1983 on Jun 23, 2022 15:09:13 GMT
I knew it was awful even as I regurgitated it onto the page but I couldn't stop myself.
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Post by elstoof on Jun 23, 2022 15:32:09 GMT
I bet it’s amazing to hear that one down the pub with at least 4 “wait, that’s not right, let me go back” thrown in
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Post by drhickman1983 on Jun 23, 2022 15:35:33 GMT
I bet it’s amazing to hear that one down the pub with at least 4 “wait, that’s not right, let me go back” thrown in I see that your a connoisseur of refined comedy. |
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Post by skalpadda on Jun 23, 2022 15:43:40 GMT
It’s a quote from the advertising campaign they ran when launching in the U.K. don’t worry I don’t actually believe there’s one single language called Scandinavian There almost is, when it comes to vocabulary it often makes perfect sense to talk about Scandinavian words (Netto is Italian but whatever). That lady's accent is... I don't know what it is, but I definitely hate it. |
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Post by drhickman1983 on Jun 23, 2022 15:50:28 GMT
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Post by Sarfrin on Jun 23, 2022 15:53:51 GMT
I honestly have no idea what the fuck any of you are talking about Like oh yeah I'd kill for a smarg of timpsons right now but a flargle of snigger from the barm pot was even better than the heppers Back in the old days we used to have to go out of the house to a special building when we wanted to buy something. There was more than one and they all had different names. |
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Post by drhickman1983 on Jun 23, 2022 15:56:33 GMT
I honestly have no idea what the fuck any of you are talking about Like oh yeah I'd kill for a smarg of timpsons right now but a flargle of snigger from the barm pot was even better than the heppers It's okay you'll pickup up imperial measurements soon enough, once Boris bans those forrin measurements. Then we can all celebrate with a spandle of ol' fortitude brown. |
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Jun 23, 2022 16:13:06 GMT
awful but I couldn't stop myself. The very definition of a Dad joke. |
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Post by Nemesis on Jun 23, 2022 16:25:17 GMT
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Post by Nemesis on Jun 23, 2022 16:28:25 GMT
I didn’t understand why they’re an option.
/old
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Post by スコットランド on Jun 23, 2022 16:50:50 GMT
I do love that sketch  |
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Post by brokenkey on Jun 23, 2022 16:57:56 GMT
Loved a tin of quattro back in the day. Although the taste profile eludes me. Sort of lilt-y wasn't it? Probably with loads of e-numbers which is why it was probably stopped being made. it had passion fruit in it too. |
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Post by EMarkM on Jun 23, 2022 19:30:08 GMT
I love Arctic Roll: it’s bloody brilliant.
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Post by elstoof on Jun 23, 2022 20:09:21 GMT
Prefer a Bombay roll tbh
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Post by Nemesis on Jun 23, 2022 20:10:49 GMT
I love Arctic Roll: it’s bloody brilliant. You're damn right it is! |
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Post by drhickman1983 on Jun 24, 2022 8:33:22 GMT
(Continuing the theme of getting older and dad jokes)
How do you make an arctic roll?
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(Can you guess where this is going?)
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Push.
Push it down a hill.
(Maximum hilarity achieved. Ending joke protocol.)
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Post by Aunt Alison on Jun 24, 2022 8:44:13 GMT
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2022 9:01:38 GMT
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad's cock!
No wait, I've got that wrong.
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Post by quadfather on Jun 24, 2022 9:25:18 GMT
I laughed and didn't understand why
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Post by Nemesis on Jun 24, 2022 10:12:18 GMT
What's got two legs and bleeds?
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Post by Nemesis on Jun 24, 2022 10:12:29 GMT
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Half a dog
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2022 10:23:11 GMT
What half?
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