スコットランド
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Post by スコットランド on Mar 29, 2022 13:32:48 GMT
Not much to contribute to this discussion. But the incident was replayed on the most popular daily news journal for children under 12 over here. They edited out the actual slap, but left the GET MY WIFE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH close up fully uncensored for all the kids at home to experience. Make of that what you will. Where is "over here"? |
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Post by Bill in the rain on Mar 29, 2022 13:36:17 GMT
They never censor out the swearing over here* either.
It's always interesting walking around the supermarket while they play expletive-laden rap.
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*secret. But it's a different over here.
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Post by Derblington on Mar 29, 2022 13:39:53 GMT
Same here* too.
* I think another different here.
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Post by Reviewer on Mar 29, 2022 13:43:45 GMT
Not much to contribute to this discussion. But the incident was replayed on the most popular daily news journal for children under 12 over here. They edited out the actual slap, but left the GET MY WIFE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH close up fully uncensored for all the kids at home to experience. Make of that what you will. That punching someone is worse than swearing? |
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Post by alcachofa on Mar 29, 2022 13:49:06 GMT
Broadcasted in The Netherlands. (Probably to no one's surprise.)
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Post by Duffking on Mar 29, 2022 13:51:47 GMT
Not much to contribute to this discussion. But the incident was replayed on the most popular daily news journal for children under 12 over here. They edited out the actual slap, but left the GET MY WIFE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH close up fully uncensored for all the kids at home to experience. Make of that what you will. That punching someone is worse than swearing? That's the reverse 'murica I guess Swearing: NO Sex or Nudity: ABSOLUTELY NOT Extreme Violence: Yeah go on then |
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Post by alcachofa on Mar 29, 2022 13:56:21 GMT
Not much to contribute to this discussion. But the incident was replayed on the most popular daily news journal for children under 12 over here. They edited out the actual slap, but left the GET MY WIFE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH close up fully uncensored for all the kids at home to experience. Make of that what you will. That punching someone is worse than swearing? My two young lads immediately stopped punching each other, so it certainly caught their attention. |
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Post by geefe on Mar 29, 2022 13:58:37 GMT
An American friend said one of the things she was taken aback by in Britain was how open we are about going to the toilet.
I said "yer wot? We don't piss in front of each other"
She said "no but you guys say toilet and when you're going to it"
At that point, I discovered that Americans say "bathroom" or "washroom" and never really mention it.
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Post by 😎 on Mar 29, 2022 14:00:52 GMT
Tell that to my old coworker who would happily announce both his departure and return from taking a shit, using that term.
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Post by Chopsen on Mar 29, 2022 14:05:41 GMT
An American friend said one of the things she was taken aback by in Britain was how open we are about going to the toilet. I said "yer wot? We don't piss in front of each other" She said "no but you guys say toilet and when you're going to it" At that point, I discovered that Americans say "bathroom" or "washroom" and never really mention it. Which is ironic as the cubicles in public toilets in the US leave with absolutely no question as to what's going on. Would it hurt to have a cubicle door that offered some privacy? |
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Post by cubby on Mar 29, 2022 14:09:11 GMT
Maybe that's why us brits have to be so explicit, we do our shits so secretly in our properly secured cubicles that it's a mystery as to what we're doing in there.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2022 14:11:32 GMT
No matter how much of a poop ninja a person is you can always tell when someone is doing a poop in there. You can hear it glisten on the way out. The glisten noise.
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Post by cubby on Mar 29, 2022 14:17:00 GMT
I bet yanks can feel their neighbour's splashbacks though.
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Post by Nemesis on Mar 29, 2022 14:35:13 GMT
It’s what the piss goblins live for after all.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Mar 29, 2022 14:36:21 GMT
My bones aren't that frail and bird-like. I'll open you up like a tin of beans. Hang on, does Rummonkey have a ring pull on his arsehole? What happens if it breaks off? Then it just becomes very awkward and long winded trying to get it open. I don't think you've thought this through. |
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Post by dogbot on Mar 29, 2022 14:37:11 GMT
I was just assuming that he opens tins with his blade, tbh.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Mar 29, 2022 16:04:07 GMT
He just tears them in half with his hands
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Post by robthehermit on Mar 29, 2022 16:21:51 GMT
JPS has broken her silence on the subject, posting on instagram:
"This is a season for healing and I’m here for it"
We all know how her "healing" works out and it's shit like that that likely tipped Big Willie over the edge in the first place.
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Post by anephric on Mar 29, 2022 16:26:07 GMT
Look, do I have to explain every little thing. The human body is akin to a tin of beans, beans are juicy, the juice comes out, I will open you with a tin opener and spread you liberally on a slice of nice wholemeal with some mature cheddar on top.
Yummmmz.
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Post by スコットランド on Mar 29, 2022 16:26:58 GMT
JPS has broken her silence on the subject, posting on instagram: "This is a season for healing and I’m here for it" We all know how her "healing" works out and it's shit like that that likely tipped Big Willie over the edge in the first place. Sounds like a booty call for the whole of Instagram. |
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Post by anephric on Mar 29, 2022 16:28:20 GMT
I was going to say I'll kick your wife's backdoor in and paint it white on me way out, but that's too Essex even for me. And a threat of sexual violence I'm just not down with.
Unless your missus wants her backdoor repainting, of course.
I think Jada did.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2022 16:28:47 GMT
Look, do I have to explain every little thing. The human body is akin to a tin of beans, beans are juicy, the juice comes out, I will open you with a tin opener and spread you liberally on a slice of nice wholemeal with some mature cheddar on top. Yummmmz. Are you going to recycle the tin? |
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Post by anephric on Mar 29, 2022 16:29:17 GMT
No, I'm too hard for that. I just throw it in the street for some urchins to play football with.
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anephric
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Post by anephric on Mar 29, 2022 16:35:14 GMT
I am intrigued by this scenario (not the backdoor kicking) now though.
If a guy is taking the piss quite nastily out of your missus for whatever reason, she gets upset, as women do, she might have a cry and fountains of tears start spraying up into the air like in a Tex Avery cartoon, you have a word with the guy, he tells you to fuck off and your mum's a slag etc, the consensus in here is that you wouldn't have a poke at him? You'd just skulk away? How much would it take?
Unless I'm very much overmatched (I'm not a complete fucking idiot) I'd show the gentleman the error of his ways, what.
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Post by robthehermit on Mar 29, 2022 16:37:00 GMT
I would give him some verbal until he lost his rag and then just stand there until he got bored beating the shit out of me.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2022 16:37:38 GMT
I wish I saved my Brent picture for now.
But yes, I'd punch someone depending on the scenario. At the Oscars and slapping a comedian is a no though.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2022 16:38:36 GMT
I'm with you, anephric.
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anephric
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Post by anephric on Mar 29, 2022 16:39:01 GMT
We all agree that violence is contextually appropriate and it's not all beta cuck energy in here. It's BIG WILLY STYLE.
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Post by robthehermit on Mar 29, 2022 16:43:50 GMT
You know those fights in films where someone punches someone who doesn't even seem to notice other than to comment about how soft the attackers hands are? I imagine that's what would happen if I ever actually hit someone.
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Post by anephric on Mar 29, 2022 16:45:39 GMT
I should add my current missus has seriously asked me to punch someone before (on a couple of occasions) and was extremely disappointed I wasn't willing to start a fight for her slightly hurt feelings. I need at least moderately hurt or more feelings.
She also punched out one of my exes after drinks were mutally thrown in faces and then gave her a massive kick up the arse as she was scurrying away.
She may not be the best example of womanhood, I'm not sure what my point was now.
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