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Post by rawshark on Sept 22, 2024 22:32:33 GMT
Today was mostly an eating everything because it’s going off day.
Wonder if The Rock has similar days. Spooning coleslaw into his mouth even though he’s not hungry.
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Lizard
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Post by Lizard on Sept 23, 2024 1:51:08 GMT
First day of a three-day conference, and I can't really be bothered. It's a software company's users conference, so in between the propaganda I'm expecting decent food and maybe some freebees. Paid for by work, in town so I don't have to travel, I should be mooching it up big time. Instead, I'm leaving going until the last minute, just want a lie-in TBH. Also, opened my blinds first thing to see the person in the flat opposite texting in the nude. I put the blinds back down. Apparently I have to listen to hours of Esri self-fluffing before I get some free food. We had a video address from the founder and he looked like Davros. I am so hungry.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Sept 23, 2024 10:27:12 GMT
I prayed for you user Lizard. Did you get some monch in the end?
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Lizard
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Post by Lizard on Sept 23, 2024 11:19:53 GMT
I prayed for you user Lizard. Did you get some monch in the end? I got four tomato and basil mini quiches, then had to listen to two more hours of excu-propaganda. But then they redeemed themeselves with an open bar and people with trays of lamb shank labnehs, mini toast with cumin foam and other wanky things. I managed to smuggle out two cans of hazy. The blag continues tomorrow.
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Post by mrpon on Sept 23, 2024 11:43:40 GMT
Lost me at the cumin foam.
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Lizard
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Post by Lizard on Sept 23, 2024 11:45:43 GMT
It was genuinely delicious
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Post by Jambowayoh on Sept 23, 2024 12:14:28 GMT
FOAM WANKER
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Post by Blue_Mike on Sept 23, 2024 12:20:35 GMT
Me and my best mate have taken his kid to London for a few days.
Up until quite recently, the kid was mostly non-verbal due to his autism, but he's been seeing a speech therapist and now he's not only talking to his dad, he's asking me questions out of nowhere, so it's been great to see the progress he's made.
We took him to the Lego shop in Leicester Square this morning and it's been his best day ever.
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Post by simple on Sept 23, 2024 12:24:31 GMT
Took the week off for my birthday and have been visited by the vomiting and diarrhoea fairy. Spent the morning absolutely laid out napping on the landing floor in between bouts from both ends.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Sept 23, 2024 12:27:47 GMT
I was in town earlier and saw a delivery driver obviously doing a delivery, he was followed close behind by what I assumed was his young daughter, having to accompany him kept off sick from school carrying a big clear plastic sick bowl in front of her with some fresh bile in it! I don't miss those days!
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Vortex
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Post by Vortex on Sept 23, 2024 13:02:59 GMT
Could've been a fresh bile salesman.
'Get your fresh bile 'ere!'
'2 boaks for a pound. '
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