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Post by damagedinc on Jun 24, 2022 16:55:21 GMT
I'm gonna say something controversial but I wonder if we're better off just jettisoning (sic) it all and starting again haha
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Post by simple on Jun 24, 2022 17:05:06 GMT
I'm gonna say something controversial but I wonder if we're better off just Jetsoning (sic) it all and starting again haha Very controversial
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Post by damagedinc on Jun 24, 2022 17:14:46 GMT
It's the crossover we never thought we needed till now
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Jun 24, 2022 17:18:25 GMT
For me, one is the best because of how childlike it is. The more gravitas he tried to inject, the more unbearable it became. Two is the worst because it literally doesnt need to exist. Not only is it rubbish, you can skip it entirely and lose absolutely no plot. It gives a much stronger reason Anakin turns than 3. He goes back to Tatooine to rescue his mother, she's been sold to Owen's family, setting him up as Luke's uncle for the OT, she was kidnapped and beat to death by the Tuskens, so he slaughters a whole camp site of them. compared to 3, Anakin has a nightmare, "I'll never turn to the dark side," a second later "yes, I'll do whatever you say," murder Mace Windu and children. Possibly but it also makes Padme look like an idiot for immediately marrying a mass (child) murderer so, again, on balance nothing of value would be lost
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Post by clemfandango on Jun 24, 2022 17:26:07 GMT
He really does have a thing for murdering kids. Maybe it’s because he was groomed as one....🤔
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Post by clemfandango on Jun 24, 2022 17:27:35 GMT
Also deffo kids movies
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Post by EMarkM on Jun 24, 2022 19:20:23 GMT
Just caught up with Episode 4 (Kenobi; not ANH).
All good so far.
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Post by EMarkM on Jun 24, 2022 20:43:37 GMT
Just caught up with Episode 4 (Kenobi; not ANH). All good so far. Ooh, that’s Episode 5 done. What will a certain person do with that info? Exciting! We’ll probably watch the final one tomorrow.
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Post by gammonbanter on Jun 26, 2022 11:57:06 GMT
I really enjoyed part VI, it hit a lot of emotional notes for me.
A bit weird how the emperor came over all like - wait, you don't still have feelings for this guy do you? And, Vader was like - no! And I'll prove it, by leaving him alone for the next 10 years.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Jun 26, 2022 12:41:02 GMT
Yeah, that did make me laugh. The real evil thing to do is ‘prove it then. Throw him into a volcano’ rather than leave a Jedi powerful enough to consistently banish Vader to the shadow realm wandering around.
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Post by Bill in the rain on Jun 26, 2022 14:07:59 GMT
Watched 2 recently and I actually didn't hate it. Sure, the dialogue is just as awful as all the prequels, but it has some fun action scenes and I think Hayden actually does a decent job with that he's given (unlike McGregor who looks bored for most of it). Their banter always feels kinda forced though, and is never close to luke/han. But the politics and trade dispute stuff confused the hell out of the kids. I never got what they did with Anakin's mum. It never made any sense that he wouldn't go back and free her, or send someone to do it. Instead he seemed to forget all about her until he suddenly started to have dreams. Why didn't they just make it that he knew she'd got freed and married, so he didn't need to rush back.. and then when he went back he found out that she'd been kidnapped?
2 > 1 > 3
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Post by 😎 on Jun 26, 2022 15:03:53 GMT
Jedi code of attachment, they’re supposed to discard all that stuff.
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Post by Lukus on Jun 26, 2022 16:24:52 GMT
I thought this was shite for the most part. That is all.
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Post by EMarkM on Jun 26, 2022 19:19:08 GMT
Well, we’ve just watched the last episode and blimmin’ loved it.
So there.
It’s got the three of us talking passionately about what we’ve seen and what the creators might be planning next.
Star Wars.
STAR WARS.
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Post by Bill in the rain on Jun 27, 2022 13:09:04 GMT
Jedi code of attachment, they’re supposed to discard all that stuff. Yeah.... that never made any sense.
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Post by britesparc on Jun 27, 2022 13:21:22 GMT
I felt like the finale of OWK was a microcosm for the series as a whole. Broadly, I liked it a lot; it had some very well-done action scenes; every single second of Princess Leia was fantastic; Ewan acted his beard off; but it had a very strange pace, it seemed curiously stage-bound in a way I didn't feel Mando did, and every move forward it made to harmoniously tie together disparate strands of the saga was also a half-step backwards. So whilst there's a lot to love and I did enjoy it, it had a slightly unsatisfying feeling too.
What did I want from a Kenobi project? Something that suggested a personal evolution from defeat post-Sith to optimism pre-New Hope (yeah, I think we got that); something that genuinely made him realise Anakin was lost so that he'd eventually believe Luke had to kill him no matter what (yep, that too); Ewan McGregor performing lots of cool lightsaber moves in well-lit environments with relatively static camerawork to show off the choreography (no, I was generally pretty disappointed with all the lightsaber stuff); and a confrontation with Darth Vader that ends with Vader thinking Obi-Wan is dead, which seems to be the status quo in ANH (er, no). So like I say, a mixed bag.
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Post by beastmaster on Jun 27, 2022 13:53:16 GMT
I was genuinely surprised to see some spaceship pew-pew action in the final episode.
Overall entertaining enough with some really terrible writing.
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Post by Vandelay on Jun 27, 2022 21:07:06 GMT
Trouble with all this stuff is that it makes the whole timeline feel so very small. In ANH you could believe that the Empire had been around for generations, and had a firm grip on the galaxy. Yet a mere generation before that, and they didn't exist. Now we've got Obi Wan, set 10 years after RotS and 10 years before ANH and we've got the empire fully establihsed, the huge clone army gone and replaced with conscripts and it all feels so small.Same deal with the sequel trilogy. Empire gone and New Order established within a generation. Yet in that very small time they converted and entire planet into a weapon etc.
Small. Tiny. Everything's condensed into a couple of generations.
Back a couple of pages, but only just finished the series and caught up on the chat. Actually, the conference room scene where Vader chokes someone for going off on one about the silly force religion opens with Tarkin announcing that the Emperor has just disbanded the senate and taken complete control. Obviously, he has been in power for longer, but the technical full on open dictatorship of the galaxy is literally only complete right from that moment in ANH. It is weird that lots of people believe the Jedi just a myth after quite a short time though. Really enjoyed Obi Wan. Some of it felt like watching a real Star Wars thing at times, whilst the worst moments were more niggling or just unnecessary. Special ghost appearance at the end, for example, felt like it was just there for the sake of it and I also felt that the Third Sister's side plot in the final episode was just a means to drag Luke into it, when really she shouldn't have been a goner at the end of the previous episode. Was surprised at how good Christianson was as Vader. First scene or two I thought he wasn't as imposing as he needed to be, but by the end of episode 3 he was as menacing as I could hope for. I particularly loved him striding through the not-rebels base, echoing his walk through the Hoth base in ESB. The battle sequences were great too, both in the suit and out of it. The Third Sister I know has had lots of complaining. I did find some of her line delivery to be off, but I thought the physical performance was really great. As already said, I would have preferred her story to end in episode 5, but there wasn't much that was actually terrible about her ending. I sense they might be thinking a spin off for her, but the backlash to the character might put them off. Obviously, McGregor was great. Some nice lightsaber twirling going on. His voice still sounds weird in the role, but he gets away with it as it is basically a character trait. Also surprised at how much I enjoyed mini-Leia. If only child Anakin could have been this much fun. As for prequel rankings, 1 > 3 > 2 is obviously the right choice. They are all bad but 2 is painfully awful. It is also the film that should have cemented the Obi Wan/Anakin friendship, but they spend the whole film apart. 1 isn't great, but Darth Maul and pod racing are legitimately great sequences. Prequels as a whole are kind of frustrating though, as there is a good template of an arc there that could be great. Lots of themes ranging from the personal (betrayal, not living up to expectations, friendship, etc) to the political (the fall of a civilisation, growing fascism from within, complacency in power, ignored underclass in the outer rim, etc). Some of it is touched upon, whilst others are completely ignored. With a few re-writes and a different director it could have been great.
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Post by Lizard on Jun 27, 2022 23:48:26 GMT
The mistake in my opinion was starting the prequels when anakin was so young. Would give more time for the "turn" Anakin and Obi-Wan are about the same age - older teens/young adults - Qui-Gon still their master. Just like TPM, Anakin was a wee bit too old when Qui-Gon discovered him, and took him on against the council's wishes because he's a disruptor Grey Jedi or whatever. nerd bullshit Qui-Gon gets a real sniff of Palpatine's plan but can't convince the Jedi council to do anything because they've got their heads up their arses and don't like Qui-Gon anyway. Without the council's support Qui-Gon gets himself killed trying to find out more. Anakin blames the council for this, and their perceived betrayal of Qui-Gon becomes Anakin's motivation to turn. Or when he finally gets Padme to bed she laughs at his tiny willy.
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Post by Bill in the rain on Jun 28, 2022 3:31:00 GMT
Anakin and Obi-Wan are about the same age - older teens/young adults - Qui-Gon still their master. Just like TPM, Anakin was a wee bit too old when Qui-Gon discovered him, and took him on against the council's wishes because he's a disruptor Grey Jedi or whatever. nerd bullshit Qui-Gon gets a real sniff of Palpatine's plan but can't convince the Jedi council to do anything because they've got their heads up their arses and don't like Qui-Gon anyway. Without the council's support Qui-Gon gets himself killed trying to find out more. Anakin blames the council for this, and their perceived betrayal of Qui-Gon becomes Anakin's motivation to turn. That works better than what they came up with. At least they didn't spend 16 years coming up with their version... I assume the logic of starting with Anakin as a kid was that it's supposed to be a kids movie. But kids like watching movies about protagonists a bit older than them, so they could have easily made him 14-18 and it'd have worked fine. I think he's supposed to be 9 in TPM, but Padme is 14... so it'd have made more sense from that angle as well.
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Post by Saul1138 on Jun 28, 2022 6:42:47 GMT
I would have happily lost my virginity at nine, and learnt to hate sand, wait,, don’t post that.
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Post by britesparc on Jun 28, 2022 7:02:21 GMT
Lucas said he's nine in TPM because he needed to be young enough for the separation from his mother to have felt traumatic. But I still feel if they'd made him older, and more of a cocky Han Solo type flirting with Padme, the Jedi refusal to free his mum could have brought on feelings of resentment/injustice so it could still have worked.
I'm a big prequel fan but I do think everything would be better if he'd been older.
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Post by Vandelay on Jun 28, 2022 7:17:46 GMT
To my mind, him being older also allows him to be the prequels stand-in for Luke to a greater extent. They are drawing connections already, so they should have gone for it even more. You end up then showing the paths that each of them could have taken.
Also, you remove the creepy bits with this kid having a crush on Natalie Portman who we know is going to reciprocate at some point, you can make him an actual pilot (he could do flying jobs for Wato) and the pod-racing isn't so ridiculous nor is the final battle just some kid pressing random buttons. Longer term, it would also mean that you could more naturally build that relationship between Obi Wan and him, being like the brothers that the films tells us they are but never show. You can also work in more tension Anakin feels against Obi Wan, because he would likely feel resentment towards him only being a couple of years older and probably weaker, but still having him as his master.
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Post by geefe on Jun 28, 2022 7:31:14 GMT
So, what you guys are saying, is that Lucas kinda fucked it?
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Post by Lukus on Jun 28, 2022 8:20:14 GMT
Kids in films are almost always annoying fuckheads. That was the biggest error with Phantom. At least cast a kid that doesn't make you hope he gets lightsabered up.
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Post by Bill in the rain on Jun 28, 2022 13:18:42 GMT
The only good thing was it made for a cool teaser poster. I remember the Odeon in my hometown having one that was about 10m tall hanging above the staircase.
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Post by Duffking on Jun 28, 2022 13:27:10 GMT
Lucas said he's nine in TPM because he needed to be young enough for the separation from his mother to have felt traumatic. But I still feel if they'd made him older, and more of a cocky Han Solo type flirting with Padme, the Jedi refusal to free his mum could have brought on feelings of resentment/injustice so it could still have worked. I'm a big prequel fan but I do think everything would be better if he'd been older. Yeah they could've made it work with older Anakin. For example teen anakin, maybe his mother gets killed in the first film instead with some element of "it could've been prevented if they'd not been so focused on anakin's force sensitivity" that they could tap into for his turn to the darkside. Still goes for revenge in the second film but still has feelings that really it was the jedi's fault that they left her behind that palpatine exploits.
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Post by Reviewer on Jun 28, 2022 14:52:19 GMT
They should have done the prequel in his teens/early 20s then they could have done a prequel prequel where he starts as a baby.
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Post by zephro on Jul 5, 2022 10:37:16 GMT
The insane thing about that is that it revolves around a trade dispute in the galactic senate. A kids film about a fucking trade dispute. A trade dispute in a republic that seems to have zero social services, no military and no obvious infrastructure for doing actual border checks the way people fly in and out of spaceports willy nilly. Like what were they rebelling over the right to actually get taxed or something? It's basically super unclear that if the republic actually levies taxes what it spends it on, or even if it bothers (or its a really low level) so why bother rebel.
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Post by aubergine on Jul 5, 2022 11:57:00 GMT
George Lucas wanted to make a saga about his own efforts to avoid tax and underpay actors through accounting fraud,
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