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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2022 0:03:15 GMT
PLOT TWIST
My fiancé is off to Dubai for New Year with her single best friend to go clubbing. We've recently talked about how she finds me boring and "can't be arsed" with our wedding.
This doesn't end well for me, does it.
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Post by retro74 on Nov 5, 2022 0:24:03 GMT
Well that is a giant plot twist indeed
However there was an earlier clue there when you mentioned that she was smoking hot. Smoking hot ladies can be volatile
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Post by Jambowayoh on Nov 5, 2022 0:55:06 GMT
PLOT TWIST My fiancé is off to Dubai for New Year with her single best friend to go clubbing. We've recently talked about how she finds me boring and "can't be arsed" with our wedding. This doesn't end well for me, does it. Hmmm. Well, I mean, call me crazy but when you went to a family wedding of hers as a random guy who had to pretend he didn't know anyone there including the woman he wanted a future with...it didn't look good. At least you got a gold leaf certificate. I guess.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Nov 5, 2022 2:07:35 GMT
Maybe it's fortuitous your flat hasn't sold ....
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Post by Danno on Nov 5, 2022 5:21:18 GMT
PLOT TWIST My fiancé is off to Dubai for New Year with her single best friend to go clubbing. We've recently talked about how she finds me boring and "can't be arsed" with our wedding. This doesn't end well for me, does it. Try to take a step back for a day or 2? It does sound shit. Give her a taste of the old disinterested? I dunno. I have no advice here I just don't wanna see you having a bad time goat
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Post by Aunt Alison on Nov 5, 2022 5:54:47 GMT
Danno's right, a bit of passive aggressiveness will fix the relationship
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Post by sport✅ on Nov 5, 2022 6:23:54 GMT
Give her a taste of the old disinterested? Do you twerk goat? Because it might be time to twerk.
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Post by LegendaryApe on Nov 5, 2022 7:16:16 GMT
As much as I may have been enjoying the awkward undercover wedding stories and the like, I hope everything works out for you Goat.
It doesn't matter how hot she is, if she treats you like shit in the early "honeymoon" phase of the relationship I'd be having second thoughts.
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Post by Tomo on Nov 5, 2022 7:33:11 GMT
Maybe ask if you can go clubbing too, but promise you'll pretend not to know them
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Post by jeepers on Nov 5, 2022 7:36:36 GMT
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Post by Dougs on Nov 5, 2022 7:41:24 GMT
Yeah, time to bale (or is it bail) imo. Wanting to go out with friends, fine. Saying it's because you're boring as The reason, not fine.
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Post by mrpon on Nov 5, 2022 7:43:02 GMT
Male or female friend?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2022 8:00:29 GMT
The religion thing didn't cut it so maybe time to step it up a gear? Have you thought about blacking up and doing an accent?
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Post by wunty on Nov 5, 2022 8:13:37 GMT
PLOT TWIST My fiancé is off to Dubai for New Year with her single best friend to go clubbing. We've recently talked about how she finds me boring and "can't be arsed" with our wedding. This doesn't end well for me, does it. Crikey. That’s a bit blunt isn’t it. Fiancé wants to go clubbing herself in Dubai with best friend, calls you boring and says she can’t be arsed with the wedding? In all seriousness man that is ridiculously callous and cruel. If it was me on the receiving end of that I would hope that I thought better of myself to accept that and try and continue a relationship where I was treated like a piece of shit.
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Post by jeepers on Nov 5, 2022 8:14:29 GMT
“You’re boring” is a pretty bleak summary of your relationship but it pales compared to “I can’t be arsed to marry you”. Not “I don’t think I want to get married” or even “I don’t want to marry you” - just “I can’t be arsed”.
Relationship = Deader than the immigrants that built Dubai.
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Post by addyb on Nov 5, 2022 8:18:52 GMT
You're going to have to bludgeon them both to death with a wiimote.
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Post by dfunked on Nov 5, 2022 8:25:13 GMT
Is there an age gap here? She sounds like a teenager FFS. Or just a horrible arsehole.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Nov 5, 2022 8:44:58 GMT
The religion thing didn't cut it so maybe time to step it up a gear? Have you thought about blacking up and doing an accent? Add a turban too?🤔
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2022 8:46:28 GMT
Tattoos are always good too. Can't leave you if you've got her name tattooed on your neck.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2022 8:50:03 GMT
Should probably stop whining about this on the internet and confront it
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Nov 5, 2022 8:52:08 GMT
Stop calling her ‘it’ for a start
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Post by Lukus on Nov 5, 2022 8:54:04 GMT
Is there a warranty on the conversion?
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Nov 5, 2022 9:07:52 GMT
Stop calling her ‘it’ for a start Perhaps she identifies as it, you bigoted bastard.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Nov 5, 2022 9:23:40 GMT
Should probably stop whining about this on the internet and confront it Good luck mate, remember it's better to be single than in a bad relationship where you're not valued.
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Post by Honk If You're Horny? on Nov 5, 2022 9:30:37 GMT
You should dump her for choosing Dubai as a clubbing destination.
I can't think of a more soulless and fake destination to holiday but the kind of cunts you'd meet in a Dubai nightclub.
Ugh. I imagine they'd be a LOT of posing for instagram.
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Post by elstoof on Nov 5, 2022 9:45:18 GMT
photos of dinner at Salt Bae before hitting the club
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Post by wunty on Nov 5, 2022 9:46:25 GMT
Should probably stop whining about this on the internet and confront it Good luck mate, remember it's better to be single than in a bad relationship where you're not valued. Yeah, this.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Nov 5, 2022 9:47:05 GMT
Allah doesn't deserve you
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Post by EMarkM on Nov 5, 2022 9:59:03 GMT
I'm sorry to hear this latest news, my friend.
I haven't really got much in the way of advice to offer, humorous or otherwise, other than to say that life over the last seven or eight years has taught me one lesson above all else: don't waste it.
Good luck.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Nov 5, 2022 10:18:34 GMT
I'm sorry to hear this latest news, my friend. I haven't really got much in the way of advice to offer, humorous or otherwise, other than to say that life over the last seven or eight years has taught me one lesson above all else: don't waste it. Good luck. User EMarkM is right don't waste the amount of times you can do it. Some scientists that I read about in FHM said you can only jizz about 2000 times, you don't want to waste those special moments.
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