H-alphaFox
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Post by H-alphaFox on Nov 5, 2022 10:20:08 GMT
Don't think that Maths holds up.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Nov 5, 2022 10:21:12 GMT
Are you disputing the facts written in FHM, can someone get this fool out of here please.
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Nov 5, 2022 10:28:10 GMT
Pretty sure I racked up that amount between the ages of 16 - 20.
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wunty
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Post by wunty on Nov 5, 2022 10:32:25 GMT
Yeah I’m way over my quota. Completely over shot.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Nov 5, 2022 10:40:58 GMT
Explains SO much.
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Lizard
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Post by Lizard on Nov 5, 2022 10:46:47 GMT
I'm sorry to hear this latest news, my friend. I haven't really got much in the way of advice to offer, humorous or otherwise, other than to say that life over the last seven or eight years has taught me one lesson above all else: don't waste it. Good luck. User EMarkM is right don't waste the amount of times you can do it. Some scientists that I read about in FHM said you can only jizz about 2000 times, you don't want to waste those special moments. Just look at DanB24.
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Post by Ulythium on Nov 5, 2022 10:48:24 GMT
User EMarkM is right don't waste the amount of times you can do it. Some scientists that I read about in FHM said you can only jizz about 2000 times, you don't want to waste those special moments.
Is there a time-frame on this? Asking for... well, me.
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Lukus
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Post by Lukus on Nov 5, 2022 10:53:45 GMT
That's only about 5 years of daily wanks.
They must mean consecutively. Without eating or sleeping. Jambo, try it and get back to us.
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sport✅
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Post by sport✅ on Nov 5, 2022 10:55:07 GMT
What happens after 2000? Does it drop off?
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Post by Jambowayoh on Nov 5, 2022 10:55:44 GMT
User EMarkM is right don't waste the amount of times you can do it. Some scientists that I read about in FHM said you can only jizz about 2000 times, you don't want to waste those special moments. Just look at DanB24. DanB24 only uses his special sauce on Ballon D'Or worthy boobs.
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Lizard
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Post by Lizard on Nov 5, 2022 10:56:53 GMT
DanB24 only uses his special sauce on Ballon D'Or worthy boobs. INFLATE!
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Post by Jambowayoh on Nov 5, 2022 10:58:30 GMT
Some say his jizz has the power to bring life to flat boobs.
But anyway we were talking about how boring Goat was a partner...
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Ulythium
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Post by Ulythium on Nov 5, 2022 10:59:47 GMT
Best of luck, Goaty - hope it all works out for you, one way or the other.
Whatever happens, I can't help but admire your tenacity in sticking with this relationship; at the same time, part of me thinks you'd be better off out of it. The 'convert to my religion if you want to be with me' and 'come to this wedding, but pretend we've never met' stuff alone threw up more red flags than a...
... red flag convention?
Look, I've only had three sips of coffee and it hasn't kicked in yet. Cut me some slack.
Seriously, though, you seem like a great guy and you deserve better treatment than you appear to be getting at the moment. If nothing else, please try to bear that in mind.
Is she still due to be going to India for work reasons this month, alongside a creepy douchebag who keeps hitting on her?
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Lizard
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Post by Lizard on Nov 5, 2022 11:02:34 GMT
@goatapocalypse
Jokes aside I agree with others here: don't waste time. Though I offer an optimistic perspective, she might just be being a grump for other (or no particular) reasons.
Obviously though I'm going entirely on the few sentences you've posted.
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Lukus
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Post by Lukus on Nov 5, 2022 11:04:59 GMT
What happens after 2000? Does it drop off? I think you become jizz
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Post by RumMonkey on Nov 5, 2022 11:11:20 GMT
Goat gets it interesting again and it still ends up being about wankijg!
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Lizard
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Post by Lizard on Nov 5, 2022 11:11:46 GMT
What happens after 2000? Does it drop off? Other people's jizz starts shooting up into your knob.
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Nov 5, 2022 11:43:21 GMT
I don't think that's going to put off anyone who's cranked out 2000 in quick succession.
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Post by elstoof on Nov 5, 2022 12:59:19 GMT
Docking like an airplane’s mid air refuel
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Post by Aunt Alison on Nov 5, 2022 13:18:20 GMT
RumMonkey's Take a Break subscription was the first thing to go to save money this Winter
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Post by quadfather on Nov 5, 2022 13:34:58 GMT
Can't be arsed to get married and you're boring?
Wow, she's a keeper. Not.
How old is she out of interest?
If a mate said this about his fiance, what would you think?
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Post by quadfather on Nov 5, 2022 13:36:34 GMT
Meanwhile, I've done 4 gigs and I'm practically drowning in clunge at the minute.
And when I say that, I mean fuck all obviously. Though someone did ask for my number to "have a jam with"
Is that how it works nowadays?
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Post by dfunked on Nov 5, 2022 13:52:10 GMT
Jam must be the latest trend instead of custard.
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Nov 5, 2022 13:53:57 GMT
Ask if they put the jam on before the cream.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Nov 5, 2022 13:54:55 GMT
"Clunge" D:
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EMarkM
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Post by EMarkM on Nov 5, 2022 13:58:30 GMT
Ask if they put the jam on before the cream. You absolute fucking pervert.
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Post by Dougs on Nov 5, 2022 13:59:06 GMT
Jam must be the latest trend instead of custard. Love this typo.
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EMarkM
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Post by EMarkM on Nov 5, 2022 13:59:12 GMT
If a mate said this about his fiancée, what would you think? Herein lies the truth; heed no other.
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Post by 😎 on Nov 5, 2022 16:39:54 GMT
So to sum up
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Post by Psiloc on Nov 5, 2022 17:20:14 GMT
Tbf FFXIII is a dreadful gift
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