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Post by deez on Mar 28, 2024 12:42:51 GMT
I've had some gastro stomach bug whilst away skiing this week, and not only puked everywhere but also blocked up the sink in our holiday let.
My wife boldly cleaned up my mess in the middle of the night, and whilst I'm now starting to feel better, I've given her diarrhoea.
A love story for the ages.
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Post by monkman5000 on Mar 28, 2024 12:51:06 GMT
That's actually less nauseating than most of the posts in this thread.
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Post by zisssou on Mar 28, 2024 14:02:55 GMT
Speaking of toilets. An ex of mine would put the shower on when she went for a poo, in fear of me hearing her plop a massive turd. I had to stamp this out immediately, as I'm not pressing my ear against the door with a glass waiting to hear her do a shit. Then she went to playing music really loudly on her iPad.
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Post by JonFE on Mar 28, 2024 14:22:14 GMT
But I won't do that. No I won't do that. Given your past confessions in this very thread, I'm actually really curious what " that" might be
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Post by mrpon on Mar 28, 2024 14:29:51 GMT
a massive turd. I had to stamp this out immediately Ewww
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Post by Lukus on Mar 28, 2024 14:36:53 GMT
That's actually less nauseating than most of the posts in this thread. It's alright, puddleduck will be along in a minute to tell everyone how him and his new gf just LOVE scooping their diarrhoea into each others mouths, but they don't expect anyone else to understand.
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Post by dfunked on Mar 28, 2024 14:47:23 GMT
Even their gut bacteria is a perfect match.
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Post by kingbambino on Mar 28, 2024 14:50:05 GMT
That's actually less nauseating than most of the posts in this thread. It's alright, puddleduck will be along in a minute to tell everyone how him and his new gf just LOVE scooping their diarrhoea into each others mouths, but they don't expect anyone else to understand. are there special scoops for this or will a spoon suffice? Just want to make sure I’m doing it right
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Post by cubby on Mar 28, 2024 14:50:08 GMT
That's actually less nauseating than most of the posts in this thread. It's alright, puddleduck will be along in a minute to tell everyone how him and his new gf just LOVE scooping their diarrhoea into each others mouths, but they don't expect anyone else to understand. At font geek we only have one rule NEVER EVER LET IT COOL!
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Post by JonFE on Mar 28, 2024 15:04:39 GMT
It's alright, puddleduck will be along in a minute to tell everyone how him and his new gf just LOVE scooping their diarrhoea into each others mouths, but they don't expect anyone else to understand. At font geek we only have one rule NEVER EVER LET IT COOL! Apparently, there is a gif for every occasion!
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Post by mrpon on Mar 28, 2024 15:27:02 GMT
It's alright, puddleduck will be along in a minute to tell everyone how him and his new gf just LOVE scooping their diarrhoea into each others mouths, but they don't expect anyone else to understand. are there special scoops for this or will a spoon suffice? Just want to make sure I’m doing it right
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Post by Tomo on Mar 28, 2024 16:11:58 GMT
Mmmmm cannholei
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Post by elstoof on Mar 28, 2024 16:14:58 GMT
2024 will be the year we finally find out if you can create a 2 person Human Centipede
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Post by JuniorFE on Mar 28, 2024 16:15:53 GMT
2024 will be the year we finally find out if you can create a 2 person Human Centipede That's just a 69
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Post by Tomo on Mar 28, 2024 16:16:06 GMT
Gotta be a Dali for that.
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Post by Tomo on Mar 28, 2024 16:27:15 GMT
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Post by askew on Mar 28, 2024 18:50:39 GMT
Speaking of toilets. An ex of mine would put the shower on when she went for a poo, in fear of me hearing her plop a massive turd. I had to stamp this out immediately, as I'm not pressing my ear against the door with a glass waiting to hear her do a shit. Then she went to playing music really loudly on her iPad.
The steam makes it worse!
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Post by convercide on Mar 28, 2024 19:30:57 GMT
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Post by ekz on Mar 29, 2024 23:03:22 GMT
We're all waiting quaddy
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Post by nexus6 on Mar 29, 2024 23:09:16 GMT
He’s too busy shitting in a couples toilet with hai new woman.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Mar 29, 2024 23:15:20 GMT
Maybe he also had the same problem Geefe had with uploading stuff.
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Post by Danno on Mar 29, 2024 23:42:37 GMT
I think someone needs to check on quadfather, and pretty fucking quickly
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Post by Lizard on Mar 29, 2024 23:46:46 GMT
He may be applying some salad cream to his curry. Not a euphemism.
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Post by quadfather on Mar 29, 2024 23:59:55 GMT
Still alive. No need for alarm chaps.
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Post by quadfather on Mar 30, 2024 0:00:25 GMT
Yet.
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Post by ekz on Mar 30, 2024 0:37:27 GMT
I thought perhaps the wedding you mentioned in the other thread may have been your own shotgun wedding impeding your ability to play DD2
(we're still waiting)
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Post by Lizard on Mar 30, 2024 1:26:46 GMT
Already getting freaky with someone at his new job
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Post by quadfather on Mar 30, 2024 11:06:22 GMT
I haven't got time at the minute! It's a) my birthday today and b) in 15 minutes I'm going to someone's wedding (not mine)
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Post by Ulythium on Mar 30, 2024 11:10:05 GMT
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Post by quadfather on Mar 30, 2024 11:10:36 GMT
Cheers!
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