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Post by Garfy on Mar 27, 2024 15:46:32 GMT
But I won't do that. No I won't do that.
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Post by RumMonkey on Mar 27, 2024 15:51:07 GMT
What’s with the topic title? Puddle duck has not said anything for a day or so. Could be dead or signing his pension to her. The title is a reference to an obscure teen romance comedy I think, and used to use the full title of the film (ended ‘perfect snogging’). The replacement with ‘humblebrags’ must surely be about some of the chad-like exploits we read about along the way. I for one would put it back to the original title so we can cast a wider net. The humblebrags were aimed at that big fat liar, geefe. And all his lies in the thread.
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Post by Lizard on Mar 27, 2024 15:51:27 GMT
What’s with the topic title? Puddle duck has not said anything for a day or so. Could be dead or signing his pension to her. The title is a reference to an obscure teen romance comedy I think, and used to use the full title of the film (ended ‘perfect snogging’). The replacement with ‘humblebrags’ must surely be about some of the chad-like exploits we read about along the way. I for one would put it back to the original title so we can cast a wider net. Wasn't the 'humblebrags' a reference to the property/mortgage talk a few weeks back?
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Post by cubby on Mar 27, 2024 15:52:52 GMT
Of course she's moving into his, we all know what's happening.
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Post by RumMonkey on Mar 27, 2024 15:53:34 GMT
Oh yeah, the 3k per month mortgage.
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Post by cubby on Mar 27, 2024 15:54:08 GMT
The title is a reference to an obscure teen romance comedy I think, and used to use the full title of the film (ended ‘perfect snogging’). The replacement with ‘humblebrags’ must surely be about some of the chad-like exploits we read about along the way. I for one would put it back to the original title so we can cast a wider net. The humblebrags were aimed at that big fat liar, geefe. And all his lies in the thread. Hey rum, do you have some kind of beef with geefe? Only just noticed.
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Post by dfunked on Mar 27, 2024 15:57:54 GMT
Did geefe get put on the naughty step or go off in a huff because we didn't believe his ridiculous AI story?
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Post by rhaegyr on Mar 27, 2024 15:58:30 GMT
Probably. Someone created a thread taking the piss out of him which likely didn't help.
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Post by elstoof on Mar 27, 2024 16:04:50 GMT
He hasn’t been banned, I assume he’s on an intensive workshop on uploading images online and can’t log in
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Post by Jambowayoh on Mar 27, 2024 16:09:43 GMT
Probably. Someone created a thread taking the piss out of him which likely didn't help. Yeah I think that may have tipped him over. I hope he comes back I liked him. I mean yeah sometimes I would be thinking how did he have an experience or know someone who had a connection to every topic we discussed but I liked his addition.
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Post by rhaegyr on Mar 27, 2024 16:12:02 GMT
His stories did seem like the typical "the game isn't out for a year but my uncle has a copy" or "my girlfriend goes to a different school, you wouldn't know her" but he wasn't a bad guy - hope he pops back in soon.
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Post by peacemaker on Mar 27, 2024 16:46:43 GMT
Puddle liked my post but didn’t respond.
She has moved into his and she has given up her tenancy or whatever her situation was. He now has 1/5 of his own wardrobe as his clothing space and 1/8 of the bathroom cupboard area. He can no longer eat cereals too loudly for breakfast, must always hold in his farts, not respond to any female what’s app messages including his mums. The hallway and areas guests see will soon be photos of them together. If there is one parking space at his place it is now hers. Finally his balls must be left in the keys holder next to the front door when he goes out.
She better be epic.
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Post by elstoof on Mar 27, 2024 16:49:05 GMT
Have you got puddleduck on ignore or are you doing a bit
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Post by Lizard on Mar 27, 2024 16:50:26 GMT
You all say user Puddleduck is moving too fast, well I say he's not moving fast enough. Here's a new timeline:
Thursday - start arguing Friday - split up Saturday - be sad Sunday - out on the pull
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Post by peacemaker on Mar 27, 2024 16:52:15 GMT
Have you got puddleduck on ignore or are you doing a bit The bit about who’s moving into who’s. 👍👍
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Post by elstoof on Mar 27, 2024 16:52:32 GMT
Between his gluten intolerance and her IBS, I just hope Puddleduck Towers has two toilets
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Post by RumMonkey on Mar 27, 2024 16:55:48 GMT
Puddle liked my post but didn’t respond. She has moved into his and she has given up her tenancy or whatever her situation was. He now has 1/5 of his own wardrobe as his clothing space and 1/8 of the bathroom cupboard area. He can no longer eat cereals too loudly for breakfast, must always hold in his farts, not respond to any female what’s app messages including his mums. The hallway and areas guests see will soon be photos of them together. If there is one parking space at his place it is now hers. Finally his balls must be left in the keys holder next to the front door when he goes out. She better be epic. .... Right
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Post by Lizard on Mar 27, 2024 16:57:50 GMT
Between his gluten intolerance and her IBS, I just hope Puddleduck Towers has two toilets
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Post by Deleted on Mar 27, 2024 17:00:42 GMT
is her back melting?
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Post by puddleduck on Mar 27, 2024 17:04:22 GMT
Between his gluten intolerance and her IBS, I just hope Puddleduck Towers has two toilets No, just one toilet. Although the garden is quite big 🤔
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Post by puddleduck on Mar 27, 2024 17:15:56 GMT
Yesterday we did the first car load of bits over. Then cracked open a bottle of fizz and started Disco Elysium together 🕵️ I think I just had a little mouth sick! Lol Who is moving into who’s and who has given up their tenancy and who suggested it first. Detective mode. I’m 99% sure the answer is she is moving into yours. She's renting a flat at the moment and I own my house, so she's moving in here. Hard to say who said it first, because all conversations we have are basically just us agreeing with the other person because we already thought that 😂 I think it was probably a few discussions about we could live together, but I realised at the weekend that as it's my house, I should officially say that the offer was there and she agreed we should just go for it.
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Post by puddleduck on Mar 27, 2024 17:27:26 GMT
Between his gluten intolerance and her IBS, I just hope Puddleduck Towers has two toilets This is incredible 😂 We'll be having it installed immediately.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Mar 27, 2024 17:31:46 GMT
You all say user Puddleduck is moving too fast, well I say he's not moving fast enough. Here's a new timeline: Thursday - start arguing Friday - split up Saturday - be sad Sunday - out on the pull I'd listen to that Craig David version.
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Post by Danno on Mar 27, 2024 21:54:40 GMT
You all say user Puddleduck is moving too fast, well I say he's not moving fast enough. Here's a new timeline: Thursday - start arguing Friday - split up Saturday - be sad Sunday - out on the pull I'd listen to that Craig David version. No you wouldn't.
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Post by Blue_Mike on Mar 27, 2024 21:56:14 GMT
This is incredible 😂 We'll be having it installed immediately. "And you'd look sweet, upon the seat, of a bidet that's built for two..."
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Post by LegendaryApe on Mar 28, 2024 7:22:18 GMT
Is there anything that says "soul mates" better than simultaneous splash downs with your partner?
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Post by Lizard on Mar 28, 2024 7:37:10 GMT
This is incredible 😂 We'll be having it installed immediately. You need to find a one-bowl design, so your egestions can intertwine.
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Post by elstoof on Mar 28, 2024 7:38:53 GMT
Sit on my lap and shit through my thighs
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Post by Vortex on Mar 28, 2024 7:54:37 GMT
Is that why thigh gap became such a desirable thing?
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Post by Tomo on Mar 28, 2024 9:01:00 GMT
Ffs she plays Disco.
Thruple an option?
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