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Post by LegendaryApe on Mar 30, 2024 11:18:08 GMT
Happy birthday Quadfather. Surely you'll have some debaucherous stories for us tomorrow!
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Post by quadfather on Mar 30, 2024 11:19:46 GMT
Let's see how this wedding goes eh. Anything can happen!
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Post by Jambowayoh on Mar 30, 2024 11:28:48 GMT
Let's see how this wedding goes eh. Anything can happen! Hopefully you'll be actually acknowledged as a guest at the wedding unlike former user Goat. Happy birthday though mate.
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Post by LegendaryApe on Mar 30, 2024 11:36:02 GMT
Hopefully Puddleduck doesn't give a long speech and the partying can begin as soon as possible. Though I have a feeling the 500 doves they'll release, vomit-inducing vows they've written themselves and first dance (a dance routine they've choreographed themselves to all of Ed Sheeran's love songs) will delay matters a tad. Then a suspiciously large cake is wheeled out, from which bursts one of the former members of the girl group All Saints, who plays a saxophone version of Celine Dion's 'My Heart Will Go On' or whatever its fuckin called. it's revealed in a Netflix documentary years later, that the reason Puddleduck disappeared on their honeymoon to Thailand, was his bride was a organ-thief in the employ of an Irish crime boss named Philip O' Cavity I need sleep.
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Post by Ulythium on Mar 30, 2024 11:52:58 GMT
I got you, Quaddy.
Step 1: identify the prettiest bridesmaid. Step 2: approach her and say, "Hi! I'm Quaddy - would you like to borrow my pawn?" Step 3: pause for a moment (enough for it to sink in, but before she can slap you/throw a drink in your face). Step 4: laugh nervously and say, "No, not like that! Here - I'll show you." Step 5: get out your phone and start scrolling through your photos. Step 6: pause again for dramatic effect (this will have to be brief, as she'll be on the verge of macing you by now). Step 7: show her a picture of Vyrt in all his glory. Step 8: profit (or move onto the next-prettiest bridesmaid, as applicable).
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Post by elstoof on Mar 30, 2024 18:16:26 GMT
Found Puppleduck’s twitter
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Post by JonFE on Mar 30, 2024 23:03:39 GMT
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Post by mrpon on Mar 31, 2024 6:14:00 GMT
10. I kill people
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Post by Jambowayoh on Mar 31, 2024 11:33:56 GMT
11. I wear yellow and tan. TOGETHER.
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Post by JuniorFE on Mar 31, 2024 11:56:33 GMT
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Post by Nitrous on Mar 31, 2024 12:23:09 GMT
Let's see how this wedding goes eh. Anything can happen! Having just seen a picture on Facebook I'd say cheer up mate 😄
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Post by quadfather on Mar 31, 2024 12:31:43 GMT
Let's see how this wedding goes eh. Anything can happen! Having just seen a picture on Facebook I'd say cheer up mate 😄 Yeah, that's my band mate taking the bloody shots! It was a good day though. That was while I was trying to work out what to drink as they didn't have any Guinness. That's what happens to my face when there is no Guinness!!
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Post by Syrette on Mar 31, 2024 13:01:15 GMT
Was it a civilised affair then?
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Post by quadfather on Mar 31, 2024 13:16:50 GMT
Yeah it was a good wedding. Proper all day job too. All civilised. Ish. Till we all got leathered etc
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Post by LegendaryApe on Mar 31, 2024 14:55:40 GMT
I knew the leather assless chaps would make an appearance
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Post by quadfather on Mar 31, 2024 15:09:19 GMT
That was just the start.
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Post by nexus6 on Mar 31, 2024 15:13:36 GMT
Yeah it was a good wedding. Proper all day job too. All civilised. Ish. Till we all got leathered etc You got an all day job? No wonder you're posting in here!
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Post by puddleduck on Apr 10, 2024 17:04:08 GMT
Sorry to inform people waiting for a funny story, that things are all going as smoothly as hoped for.
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Post by jeepers on Apr 10, 2024 17:13:25 GMT
… she wrote, whilst scrubbing the blood from the bath.
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Post by Ulythium on Apr 10, 2024 17:13:48 GMT
Glad to hear it, Puddlefuck!
EDIT: That was a typo, but I'm leaving it 'cause it seems apt
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Post by jeepers on Apr 10, 2024 17:15:49 GMT
Great that we got an update of course. I’d been thinking of nothing other than the latest news from the couple that invented a whole new way of living, laughing, loving.
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Post by JuniorFE on Apr 10, 2024 17:15:49 GMT
… she wrote, whilst scrubbing the blood from the bath. ...freshly-harvested kidneys in a nearby ice bucket (good for you puddleduck, we're just messing around )
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Post by LegendaryApe on Apr 10, 2024 17:19:35 GMT
Sorry to inform people waiting for a funny story, that things are all going as smoothly as hoped for. Congrats, that's great news. I had been wondering in passing how it was going. When's the house warming, we'll all be round
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Post by elstoof on Apr 10, 2024 17:41:41 GMT
Ahh, those early days of getting your dick sucked to the sound of Damian Rice. Enjoy it while it lasts young man, soon enough she’ll put a stop to all that. On the bright side you at least stop pretending to like her shit taste in music
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Post by Jambowayoh on Apr 10, 2024 18:17:37 GMT
Ahh, those early days of getting your dick sucked to the sound of Damian Rice. Enjoy it while it lasts young man, soon enough she’ll put a stop to all that. On the bright side you at least stop pretending to like her shit taste in music #oddlyspecific
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Post by kingbambino on Apr 10, 2024 18:23:11 GMT
Ahh, those early days of getting your dick sucked to the sound of Damian Rice. Enjoy it while it lasts young man, soon enough she’ll put a stop to all that. On the bright side you at least stop pretending to like her shit taste in music #oddlyspecific Well Damian Rice did do a song called The Blowers Daughter which Is also odd and a bit creepy
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Post by cubby on Apr 10, 2024 18:48:24 GMT
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Post by puddleduck on Apr 11, 2024 10:16:02 GMT
Ahh, those early days of getting your dick sucked to the sound of Damian Rice. Enjoy it while it lasts young man, soon enough she’ll put a stop to all that. On the bright side you at least stop pretending to like her shit taste in music But we like the same music.
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Post by JonFE on Apr 11, 2024 10:19:00 GMT
Ahh, those early days of getting your dick sucked to the sound of Damian Rice. Enjoy it while it lasts young man, soon enough she’ll put a stop to all that. On the bright side you at least stop pretending to like her shit taste in music But we like the same music. But, of course you do!
/just pulling your leg, mate, enjoy!
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Post by LegendaryApe on Apr 11, 2024 11:10:35 GMT
Ahh, those early days of getting your dick sucked to the sound of Damian Rice. Enjoy it while it lasts young man, soon enough she’ll put a stop to all that. On the bright side you at least stop pretending to like her shit taste in music But we like the same music. Has there been anything since you've moved in together that you don't like? A habit, a way of doing things, or anything at all that irks you a little bit.
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