neilka
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Post by neilka on Jan 27, 2022 17:58:26 GMT
 Ten years ago tomorrow morning, something magical happened that transformed all of our lives forever and inexorably led us to where we are now. User mowgli drunkenly shat on a chair, posted about it, and subsequently claimed that his friend had remotely hacked into his trousers and framed him for the deed. Please feel free to celebrate in whatever manner you see fit, but bear in mind that you will have to clean up after yourself. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2022 17:59:48 GMT
It can't be a coincidence that he recently found this place. Fate brought him here.
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Post by Danno on Jan 27, 2022 18:05:54 GMT
Good spot
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Post by mowgli on Jan 27, 2022 18:07:44 GMT
Had no idea it was 10 years. fucking hell. I'll see if she'll let me sit on the couch again.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2022 18:07:57 GMT
Please tell me there's still a stain. I want to see how it's matured.
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askew
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Post by askew on Jan 27, 2022 18:14:07 GMT
Morag?
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Post by elstoof on Jan 27, 2022 18:23:06 GMT
Oh hallowed night, blessed be the Eve of the fonting. Amen
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Post by BeetrootBertie on Jan 27, 2022 18:30:52 GMT
Happy Shativersary!
When's the "Font Geek: Origins" film coming out? It would be a shame not to capitalise on this moment in time.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2022 18:32:07 GMT
Remember that time Mowgli shit in his pants and and on the chair.
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EMarkM
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Post by EMarkM on Jan 27, 2022 18:33:17 GMT
FUCKING SHITSTOOOOOOOOOOOORM
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Lukus
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Post by Lukus on Jan 27, 2022 18:34:57 GMT
Where's the MS Paint artwork someone did to illustrate how it might have looked?
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Post by dominalien on Jan 27, 2022 18:36:50 GMT
Wow.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2022 19:11:52 GMT
I've been in some real drunken states in my time, but never bad enough to shit my knicks.
How battered were you?
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Post by convercide on Jan 27, 2022 19:14:15 GMT
It kind of set the scene for the resulting decade.
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Post by elstoof on Jan 27, 2022 19:15:07 GMT
10 years ago, at this very moment, Saint mowgli was imbibing WKD of all colours in the spectrum; WKD red, WKD blue, WKD green. His mind just glancing towards the eve’s goal, a Hawaiian pizza with extra doner meat and garlic sauce, bossman knows the routine well. On a Friday night at 11:48 he will cometh, the balloon headed man will feed his bonce sideways through the entrance and demand his usual. He will make it for him while he shouts at the plastic fork dispenser by the bins. He shall feast upon his bounty like a man raised from the grave, he will return to his lodgings, he will shit all over his wife’s favourite chair. Amen
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Post by Immaterial on Jan 27, 2022 19:23:43 GMT
This is the way. Font geek so good.
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Post by Nanocrystal on Jan 27, 2022 20:39:30 GMT
Nominate Mowgli for Chairman of the Board.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2022 20:57:27 GMT
Not the defecator we deserved, but the defecator we needed.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2022 21:22:18 GMT
I've been in some real drunken states in my time, but never bad enough to shit my knicks. How battered were you? You've just not drunk enough. Get blackout drunk and you're just about there. |
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Post by f00b_inc on Jan 27, 2022 22:14:13 GMT
What a time to be alive!
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Post by ibenam on Jan 27, 2022 22:16:35 GMT
Can't believe it's been 10 years!
I'd love to sniff that sofa to smell that sweet 10 year stench
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Post by Danno on Jan 27, 2022 22:55:59 GMT
This thread is really bringing out the lurkers <3
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Post by mowgli on Jan 27, 2022 23:25:32 GMT
I've been in some real drunken states in my time, but never bad enough to shit my knicks. How battered were you? What is that vile green drink called? the one you always heard was banned but clearly isn't. Not that pish wannabe casuals drink with redbull but the nasty stuff. Whatever it is called it was an obscene amount of that. |
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Post by Nanocrystal on Jan 27, 2022 23:29:39 GMT
Lilt?
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Post by Aunt Alison on Jan 27, 2022 23:31:07 GMT
Absinthe or Listerine
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Post by Danno on Jan 27, 2022 23:33:30 GMT
To assist with Aunty's line of questioning, was it on fire with a spoon of burning sugar, or just in a plastic bottle
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Post by dfunked on Jan 27, 2022 23:36:46 GMT
80% absinthe... Now there's a thought that still makes me shudder 20ish years on!
Pretty sure I didn't shit on any chairs though.
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Post by Danno on Jan 27, 2022 23:49:38 GMT
80% absinthe... Now there's a thought that still makes me shudder 20ish years on! Pretty sure I didn't shit on any chairs though. I cannot guarantee anything after that stuff and, frankly, I'm surprised you would even try to |
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Post by mikeck on Jan 28, 2022 0:15:44 GMT
I've been in some real drunken states in my time, but never bad enough to shit my knicks. How battered were you? What is that vile green drink called? the one you always heard was banned but clearly isn't. Not that pish wannabe casuals drink with redbull but the nasty stuff. Whatever it is called it was an obscene amount of that. Oh absinthe. Absinthe has absolutely wrecked me before, I spent a night drinking only Zombies (rum, rum, absinthe, fruit juice) in a bar where they will only serve you two in a night, but thanks to friends who were obviously trying to ruin me, I had many more. Fucking puking everywhere that night. Still didn't shit my pants, or ruin my wife's chair though. Clearly not the good kind of drunken shananigans. |
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Post by RadicalRex on Jan 28, 2022 0:24:05 GMT
How battered was I? I had a moment of reemerging consciousness and realised I was sitting on the edge of my bed pissing on the floor.
Anyway, I think out of respect we should give mowgli admin powers
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