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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2022 4:28:54 GMT
To assist with Aunty's line of questioning, was it on fire with a spoon of burning sugar, or just in a plastic bottle Oh, the mention of burning sugar brings back memories of "missing the bar" after drinking whatever that went with. Ended up on the deck with a confused look on my face and that was the end of that night. Sadly, I've too many hazy memories. |
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Post by Trowel 🏴 on Jan 28, 2022 4:57:37 GMT
And then Trigger made a face.
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Post by Lizard on Jan 28, 2022 8:56:04 GMT
How battered was I? I had a moment of reemerging consciousness and realised I was sitting on the edge of my bed pissing on the floor. Anyway, I think out of respect we should give mowgli admin powers Done something similar a few times. Went to bed really smashed one night. Regained consciousness stood up, knob out, pissing out of my bedroom door. I was with it enough to get out of bed and open my bedroom door, but obviously that seemed the appropriate place to flop it out and let rip. Pretty sure the sound of piss on carpet woke me up. |
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Post by mcmonkeyplc on Jan 28, 2022 9:09:59 GMT
I had a shot of that green evil once, I passed out for about an hour.
Absinthe is now our wine as Saint Mowgli has decreed.
Lets us eeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.
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Post by robthehermit on Jan 28, 2022 9:11:38 GMT
My old boss got some absinthe from somewhere, not the stuff you get in shops mind you, proper melt your brain shit. It was presented to me in a large grolsch bottle. Me and my mates drank it in shots and none of us remember much after the 3rd or 4th. What I do know is that we were all playing poker and continued to play for about half an hour or so after my mates wife (who wasn't drinking) took all the cards off us in attempt to make us all go home.
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Post by mowgli on Jan 28, 2022 9:15:22 GMT
Absinthe! Yeah that's the one. Literally downing shots. Didn't die but did shit on a chair. |
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Post by dogbot on Jan 28, 2022 9:22:44 GMT
Happy anniversary, FG and Mowgli.
I've been pretty damn pissed quite a lot of times (occasionally, for weeks on end), but I don't remember anyone ever shitting themselves.
I do remember one guy pissing in his wardrobe, though.
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Post by Dougs on Jan 28, 2022 10:05:58 GMT
I have never had absinthe. I consider this to be a good thing. A day on beer, wine, vodka and red bull, and After Shock almost gave me a heart attack. Haven't touched either of the latter since.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2022 10:09:24 GMT
I went to a stag do in Prague and just about every pint was accompanied by the shit. It went about as well as you would expect.
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Post by Lukus on Jan 28, 2022 10:15:39 GMT
Happy anniversary, FG and Mowgli. I've been pretty damn pissed quite a lot of times (occasionally, for weeks on end), but I don't remember anyone ever shitting themselves. I do remember one guy pissing in his wardrobe, though. Interesting... One of my uni mates told me he was caught pissing in the wardrobe by his gf one night after too many drinks. I wonder what it is about the wardrobe that becomes more appealing than the actual bathroom. |
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Post by imamazed on Jan 28, 2022 10:17:16 GMT
I don't think it's more appealing. It's just that it has a door. Like a bathroom.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2022 10:38:02 GMT
I have never had absinthe. I consider this to be a good thing. A day on beer, wine, vodka and red bull, and After Shock almost gave me a heart attack. Haven't touched either of the latter since. I was at a house party in my early twenties and, being socially awkward, I caned the entire bottle of red aftershock I brought with me. Ended up redecorating the entire bathroom in it (including most of the ceiling apparently) when I threw the whole lot up. I then passed out on the stairs and was told the next day that I then proceeded to drift in and out of consciousness and insult absolutely everyone present, including the unfortunate young lady whose parents house it was.
Needless to say, I haven't touched it since.
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Post by mowgli on Jan 28, 2022 10:43:50 GMT
I went to a stag do in Prague and just about every pint was accompanied by the shit. It went about as well as you would expect. you shat on a chair? |
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Post by jono62 on Jan 28, 2022 10:46:33 GMT
I have never had absinthe. I consider this to be a good thing. A day on beer, wine, vodka and red bull, and After Shock almost gave me a heart attack. Haven't touched either of the latter since. Vodka and Red Bull is a deadly combo. Gave a mate heart arrhythmia. |
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Post by Dougs on Jan 28, 2022 10:57:44 GMT
Pretty sure I could trace my heart arhythmia back to that night too.
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Post by Vortex on Jan 28, 2022 12:13:03 GMT
V&RB definitely gave me palpitations the day after.
The smell still takes me back to going out & hitting the clubs!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2022 12:18:44 GMT
Yeah the smell of V&RB is one I will forever associate with little plastic cups, grabbing 3 or 4 from the bar at a time, a quid each, banging them down the hatch and then off to the dance floor to drunkenly dance and inadvertently burn everyone with my cigarette as I waved my arms around like a sexually excited octopus.
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Post by elstoof on Jan 28, 2022 12:23:13 GMT
Vodka red bull for a quid each, Jesus. At least £15 down here
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Post by clemfandango on Jan 28, 2022 12:24:40 GMT
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Yes I'm thick
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Post by elstoof on Jan 28, 2022 12:25:14 GMT
I’ve never actually had one tbh. There was one night in Amsterdam when we smashed the jagerbombs, closest I’ve gotten. We had awful sensations in the heart area, not helped when Matt arrived from the airport and scored a bag of pills on the way
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Post by Cappy on Jan 28, 2022 12:26:32 GMT
I'll head out this evening, pick up some vodka and back at home attempt to reach that state of nirvana where my mind becomes one with the Universe and the contents of my bowels become one with the chair.
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Post by EMarkM on Jan 28, 2022 12:55:15 GMT
I've only just realised Font Geek = Don't Feel Yes I'm thick What? WHAT?!?! HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW?  |
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Post by Youthist on Jan 28, 2022 13:05:48 GMT
Happy anniversary, FG and Mowgli. I've been pretty damn pissed quite a lot of times (occasionally, for weeks on end), but I don't remember anyone ever shitting themselves. I do remember one guy pissing in his wardrobe, though. I think we have all pissed in a wardrobe at some point. There is only one chair-shat though. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2022 13:25:19 GMT
Vodka red bull for a quid each, Jesus. At least £15 down here This was 20 years ago mind, and a time when drinks promos were a constant thing. |
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Post by Danno on Jan 28, 2022 13:27:55 GMT
I don't know whether I miss 50p a shot student nights or not.
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Post by dogbot on Jan 28, 2022 13:35:23 GMT
Happy anniversary, FG and Mowgli. I've been pretty damn pissed quite a lot of times (occasionally, for weeks on end), but I don't remember anyone ever shitting themselves. I do remember one guy pissing in his wardrobe, though. I think we have all pissed in a wardrobe at some point. There is only one chair-shat though. We have? I may have been doing it wrong. I just used to stagger home (or wherever) and fall asleep. |
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Post by Youthist on Jan 28, 2022 13:36:45 GMT
I think we have all pissed in a wardrobe at some point. There is only one chair-shat though. We have? I may have been doing it wrong. I just used to stagger home (or wherever) and fall asleep. You sound particularly guilty as charged |
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Post by dogbot on Jan 28, 2022 13:37:39 GMT
We have? I may have been doing it wrong. I just used to stagger home (or wherever) and fall asleep. You sound particularly guilty as charged Of MANY things. But not that. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2022 13:39:31 GMT
Half the time I wouldn't even make it home. My party trick was to find an accommodating homeless person to share a blanket with.
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Post by Vortex on Jan 28, 2022 13:43:35 GMT
I don't know whether I miss 50p a shot student nights or not. My liver doesn't! |
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