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Post by elstoof on Jan 28, 2022 13:53:28 GMT
£1 snakebite & black was the only thing I remember from uni
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Post by jellyhead on Jan 28, 2022 13:54:56 GMT
Today i learnt that @wuntyate 's profile picture is actually a photo of him eating the face of the homeless person he's just stolen a blanket from.
That's not booze, mate. That's PCP.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2022 14:08:29 GMT
Tastyfacetastyface
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Post by anephric on Jan 28, 2022 15:20:40 GMT
I've had proper wormwood absinthe before. It didn't do anything for me other than be very alcoholic and absolutely disgusting, but my mate turned into the incredible hulk for a while.
The drunkest I've ever been was at uni when I tried to keep up with some Irish lads in the local Irish association bar. They were already slaughtered by noon (they were pretty much every day) and were the sort that would fall asleep in council bins when they missed the last train home, etc. I got banned from quite a few pubs hanging around with them. Throwing up into your mouth, swallowing it and then carrying on drinking. Grim. They'd regularly stagger back from the loos with blood pissing down their face because either a) they slipped pissing and hit their head on the urinal or b) got into a fight about something inconsequential.
Anyhoo, it was Daniel O'Donnell on the jukebox all night and triple Bushmills every round. I got so drunk I had mild alcohol poisoning and couldnt move my fingers, they were just meat gloves. Slept in my clothes. That was about the worst of it. They were throwing their glasses into the fireplace like Errol Flynn come the end of the night.
And that was before the lock-in and the potcheen or however you spell it coming. Potcheen and red lemonade, Jesus that was harsh.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2022 15:45:10 GMT
Funnily enough an Irish boyfriend of one of my flatmates once got me so drunk I woke up next to a massive cow head carved from foam with absolutely no recollection of where it came from. Took me til about early evening to get my eyesight back fully.
Edit: Ha, that was actually the same night I set myself on fire if I remember right.
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Post by Dougs on Jan 28, 2022 16:00:37 GMT
I went to Galway on holiday once. Draught Smirnoff Ice served in pints. No wonder it's always a bit fighty.
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Post by elstoof on Jan 28, 2022 16:05:59 GMT
Absinthe gets a bad rep, it was never that strong when the French banned it. It’s only the relaunched stuff that came out in the 90s which they pumped up to 80 odd percent for the marketing. And it’s never supposed to be drunk as a shot. It’s a nice drink if you like that pastis and that sort of thing
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Post by elstoof on Jan 28, 2022 16:06:35 GMT
I went to Galway on holiday once. Draught Smirnoff Ice served in pints. No wonder it's always a bit fighty. Turbo shandy babes |
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Post by Dougs on Jan 28, 2022 16:21:24 GMT
Of course, but people were drinking it on pints, with ice. Mad.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2022 16:26:14 GMT
Don't Smirnoff Ice have the same alcohol content as a beer though? So what's different from a pint of that or a pint of Guinness?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2022 16:43:09 GMT
It's the sugar, it goes straight for your tits.
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Post by dogbot on Jan 28, 2022 16:51:19 GMT
Don't Smirnoff Ice have the same alcohol content as a beer though? So what's different from a pint of that or a pint of Guinness? It tastes like candy, so you can down 12 of them in the time it takes to drink a pint of Guinness. |
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Post by theguy on Jan 28, 2022 18:25:47 GMT
A truly momentous occasion. I'm not sure how to celebrate it though.
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Post by Ulythium on Jan 28, 2022 18:53:26 GMT
A truly momentous occasion. I'm not sure how to celebrate it though.
Do you have a chair?
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Post by Sarfrin on Jan 28, 2022 19:53:28 GMT
I've been unable to find the handle of my bedroom door on a few occasions, but luckily always in a room with a sink in it.
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Post by cubby on Jan 28, 2022 20:20:08 GMT
Happy font geek so good!
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Post by EMarkM on Jan 28, 2022 21:07:36 GMT
To quote, I think, PES:-
Mowgli
Shat on a chair
Everyone knows this meme
(To a well known tune.)
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Post by Danno on Jan 28, 2022 21:15:46 GMT
I've been unable to find the handle of my bedroom door on a few occasions, but luckily always in a room with a sink in it. How the hell do you perch on that and then do away with the results? I'd fall off and concuss myself on the bath before showering my back in the [censored] |
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Post by retro74 on Jan 28, 2022 21:43:19 GMT
Happy Anniversary to the most famous shit on the forum
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Post by Danno on Jan 28, 2022 21:47:08 GMT
Happy Anniversary to the most famous shit on the forum "So Far" |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Jan 28, 2022 22:06:10 GMT
Danno did one on a rug the other day. In retrospect, a foretelling of the return of the king
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Post by Danno on Jan 28, 2022 22:43:04 GMT
Danno did one on a rug the other day. In retrospect, a foretelling of the return of the king planning one in honour tonight as well |
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Post by Danno on Jan 28, 2022 22:43:50 GMT
Danno did one on a rug the other day. In retrospect, a foretelling of the return of the king You're not helping the rumours, y'know |
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Post by Nemesis on Jan 28, 2022 23:36:48 GMT
Please tell me there's still a stain. I want to see how it's mustured. /passes over applicator/ |
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Post by Sarfrin on Jan 29, 2022 0:05:28 GMT
I've been unable to find the handle of my bedroom door on a few occasions, but luckily always in a room with a sink in it. How the hell do you perch on that and then do away with the results? I'd fall off and concuss myself on the bath before showering my back in the [censored] A simple turn of the handle with a suitable receptacle underneath. And grippy shoes. |
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Post by Cappy on Jan 29, 2022 15:17:23 GMT
So, how many chairs received the Sacrament of the Holy Brown Dumpling last night?
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Post by Danno on Jan 29, 2022 15:54:24 GMT
So, how many chairs received the Sacrament of the Holy Brown Dumpling last night? I spent 2 hours drilling farts into my chair after a heap of tacos for dinner. Nothing solid, but you could almost taste the fugue when I stood up and released it all. |
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Post by One_Vurfed_Gwrx on Jan 29, 2022 18:23:30 GMT
Absinthe gets a bad rep, it was never that strong when the French banned it. It’s only the relaunched stuff that came out in the 90s which they pumped up to 80 odd percent for the marketing. And it’s never supposed to be drunk as a shot. It’s a nice drink if you like that pastis and that sort of thing I remember a little Japanese bar I would frequent that had a cocktail called AbuGinSky (Absinthe, gin and whiskey). That was onl the second strongest cocktail they served, "Dynamite" added some Polish spirit that IIRC was 90%... Tried a tiny sip of the Polish stuff neat one time and felt like it was evaporating as I drank it... Didn't dare try the neat full shot. |
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Post by elstoof on Jan 29, 2022 19:04:34 GMT
It’s really popular in cocktails now, mainly because you don’t need much as the taste is so distinctive. A spritz in the glass from a spray bottle is enough to make people think the drink is worth an extra fiver
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Post by Danno on Jan 29, 2022 20:05:45 GMT
It’s really popular in cocktails now, mainly because you don’t need much as the taste is so distinctive. A spritz in the glass from a spray bottle is enough to make people think the drink is worth an extra fiver Cocktail homeopathy |
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