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Post by Frog on Mar 24, 2023 5:33:30 GMT
That and he will have earned a massive appearance fee for going on the show so he gains money even if they are completely shit and fail. The investment is a quarter of a days earnings for him and stands to make a lot more if they do well.
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Post by rawshark on Mar 27, 2023 10:45:12 GMT
Still waiting on some miracle invention from that geek who came up with the curved nail clippers.
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Post by simple on Mar 27, 2023 11:03:03 GMT
As soon as it came up in the interviews that Marnie had the Sports England funding in place it was game over. No way was Sugar walking away from anyone with that on the table |
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Post by rawshark on Mar 27, 2023 11:16:33 GMT
I did think right at the start having an Olympic gold medalist in the fray was an unfair advantage. Her influence was probably worth more than the others put together.
As I say, this year felt particularly choreographed. Even the interviews felt premeditated.
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Post by X201 on Jan 23, 2024 10:57:32 GMT
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Post by simple on Jan 23, 2024 11:16:04 GMT
I can’t wait to see which one of them gets their own GB News show first
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Post by rawshark on Jan 23, 2024 11:43:37 GMT
I said last year would be my last...
Insert Brokeback Mountain "I wish I knew how to quit you" gif.
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Post by X201 on Feb 1, 2024 21:04:18 GMT
It's muppet show time.
To save you typing it...
What the hell is going on with Asif's hair?
Weirdest parting I've ever seen
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Post by Vortex on Feb 1, 2024 21:13:08 GMT
This must surely have just about run it's time. There's usually a puff piece on the bbc news site saying a bit about all the wet wipes taking part, but i haven't spotted that this year.
I have only seen a few brief trailers for it too.
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Post by rawshark on Feb 1, 2024 21:30:37 GMT
Mistaking crumble for breadcrumbs…
I can’t do it this year. I can’t. I thought I might be able to do it because there’s nothing else on but I just can’t.
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Post by X201 on Feb 1, 2024 21:32:40 GMT
Yeah, it does seem a bit same schtick different people.
Although crumble on a fish cake instead of breadcrumbs is an original cockup.
As is leaving the flour out of a brownie.
How do these people manage to stay alive in the real world?
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Post by rawshark on Feb 2, 2024 11:25:58 GMT
The breaking point for me was the guy asking what “tbsp” meant. There’s being dippy or panicked, and then there’s just being wilfully ignorant.
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Post by Blackmarsh63 on Feb 2, 2024 16:12:15 GMT
To be fair, the double cream on the crumble was locally sourced...... from Tesco  t'was a consecutive decision. |
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Post by Whizzo on Feb 2, 2024 18:18:51 GMT
I'll watch The Apprentice again when it adopts the murdering aspect from The Traitors but actually did it to some of the fuckwits on the show.
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Post by X201 on Feb 8, 2024 21:05:19 GMT
Mini cheesecakes.
The over promise and under deliver task.
Giving them away for peanuts at 5:00
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Post by X201 on Feb 8, 2024 21:13:02 GMT
Please order 2 metric tonnes of cheesecake mix 🤞🏻😆
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Post by simple on Feb 9, 2024 21:19:40 GMT
Flo’s negotiating might be the only piece of competent businessing anyone has shown in the last ten years of this show
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Post by X201 on Feb 15, 2024 18:32:57 GMT
Well, we’ve found this year’s knob pretty quickly. Spoils tonight’s firing if you clickIf you do click, please try and contain your shock and surprise at finding out it was ‘that one’ |
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Post by simple on Feb 15, 2024 21:07:27 GMT
Fuck me, those team names
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Post by X201 on Feb 15, 2024 21:19:11 GMT
Can we have …
We don’t have time
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Post by X201 on Feb 15, 2024 21:19:53 GMT
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Post by Trowel 🏴 on Feb 15, 2024 22:51:42 GMT
I don't get why the "industry leaders" decide to go on the show. Watch a pitch for an non-existent product made by a team of novices in an impossible timescale and make an imaginary purchase. Haven't they got better things to do with their time?
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Post by Lukus on Feb 15, 2024 22:55:40 GMT
That episode really made me laugh. It's like none of the contestants have spoken out loud before. Holy shit.
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Post by dam on Feb 15, 2024 23:16:24 GMT
I've noticed all the blokes have beards. Is this a new business requirement?
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Post by Trowel 🏴 on Feb 15, 2024 23:19:26 GMT
I've noticed all the blokes have beards. Is this a new business requirement? Pruned beards, pocket squares, and Turkish teeth. |
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Post by simple on Feb 15, 2024 23:24:54 GMT
I say it every time but I want to hear what the designers and programmers have to say after having to create this shit
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Post by X201 on Feb 15, 2024 23:32:28 GMT
I've noticed all the blokes have beards. Is this a new business requirement? It’s to pay tribute to Siralan. All the women have had a Brazilian like Karen’s. |
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Post by simple on Feb 16, 2024 0:34:46 GMT
Poor Paqueta
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X201
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Post by X201 on Feb 29, 2024 21:10:31 GMT
What are the emblems of air?
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Post by Lukus on Feb 29, 2024 21:36:41 GMT
I know this is the issue with a lot of the challenges, but it's really apparent in this episode - the speculative investments in products that don't exist and never will exist, with monopoly money and no consequences for the 'investors'. It's so fucking dumb.
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