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Post by simple on Feb 16, 2023 21:54:15 GMT
I blame Ron Jeremy from the design firm
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Post by X201 on Feb 23, 2023 21:50:30 GMT
“I didn’t know the location of Shropshire” 😂
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Post by simple on Feb 24, 2023 20:50:19 GMT
The prison roleplayers were so intense
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Post by rawshark on Feb 25, 2023 2:56:42 GMT
He was a bit harsh on the old lady’s shoes.
Was half expecting them to get carried away and call someone a cunt. Or at least bugger one in the greenhouse.
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Post by rawshark on Feb 25, 2023 2:57:04 GMT
“I thought there was supposed to be a magician!!”
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Post by Reviewer on Feb 25, 2023 21:09:08 GMT
What’s with all the women having such awful lip jobs?
Although having done a lot of the school run recently, it looks like 90% of women under 40 have had an allergic reaction to something and their lips have quadrupled in size.
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Post by Frog on Feb 25, 2023 21:18:02 GMT
Fucking hate it, along with the orange skin and brush like eyelashes.
I'm aware that makes me sound old as fuck and I'm perfectly ok with that.
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Post by simple on Feb 25, 2023 22:25:45 GMT
I hope the northern lass wins, she appears to have actually experienced the real world at some point and comes across like she might be a functional human being
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Post by X201 on Feb 25, 2023 23:41:40 GMT
I hope the northern lass wins, she appears to have actually experienced the real world at some point and comes across like she might be a functional human being Occupation Owner, Sweet Shop and Cafe Yep, she’ll be in the final. It fits Sugar’s business model |
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Post by rawshark on Feb 26, 2023 9:36:06 GMT
Yeah the lip thing really bothers me. It’s like that weird thing where having massive white teeth is actually more closely associated with being a bit of a chav now.
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Post by rawshark on Feb 26, 2023 9:39:40 GMT
I’m hoping the little Asian lad gets through to the interviews, just because it would be entertaining to see him get torn to shreds.
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Post by X201 on Mar 2, 2023 21:24:50 GMT
I’m hoping the little Asian lad gets through to the interviews, just because it would be entertaining to see him get torn to shreds. It’s not looking good for him based on the early stages of tonight’s episode, although he has achieved a first. He’ll leave a lasting impression on everyone who uses the product |
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Post by X201 on Mar 2, 2023 21:35:05 GMT
Take your anti-cringe tablets before watching this one chaps. It’s a bad one.
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Post by rawshark on Mar 2, 2023 21:41:01 GMT
So. what’s the excuse for the blonde girls’ faces being a different colour to their bodies? They been designing their own moisturiser?
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Post by X201 on Mar 2, 2023 21:50:37 GMT
“A Brussels Sprout sitting on top of a turd”
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Post by X201 on Mar 2, 2023 21:51:26 GMT
So. what’s the excuse for the blonde girls’ faces being a different colour to their bodies? They been designing their own moisturiser? That puzzled me as well. Like Worzel Gummige sticking a different head on |
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Post by Blue_Mike on Mar 2, 2023 21:55:05 GMT
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Post by rawshark on Mar 2, 2023 21:58:03 GMT
Don’t know why they can’t just be honest and say they’re firing Avi for being a pain in the arse.
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Post by Trowel 🏴 on Mar 2, 2023 22:20:36 GMT
That has to go down as one of the worst task performances ever.
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Post by rhaegyr on Mar 3, 2023 10:58:45 GMT
I've only seen bits of this series but I can't get over Dani looking like the Bake-o-Lite girl from Wallace and Grommit.  |
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Post by dam on Mar 3, 2023 11:43:07 GMT
That was the worst ever, hilarious from start to finish. Loved the solution to the stuff staining your skin was to market it as shots you diluted in the kid's bottle, to give you green water!
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Post by simple on Mar 3, 2023 21:19:37 GMT
The green shit. Unbelievable.
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Post by rawshark on Mar 9, 2023 21:29:21 GMT
“I’m going to use all my gourmet skills” says the Hairdresser.
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Post by rawshark on Mar 9, 2023 22:03:55 GMT
Nah got rid of the wrong one. Should have ditched the one who can climb a wall using only her lips.
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Post by X201 on Mar 16, 2023 21:05:55 GMT
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Post by Lukus on Mar 16, 2023 21:39:38 GMT
None of their foreheads move at all.
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Post by dam on Mar 17, 2023 8:09:48 GMT
As entertaining as this nonsense has become, I think they have to rethink the whole format. Their business ideas are all shit. Their plans are shit.
They should do a Dragons Den Mashup to select some people with decent ideas/skills for the starting lineup. All the making stuff tasks have made it like The Generation Game.
It's just become another celeb TV breakthrough route. I see the Wallace and Grommet one almost got on Love Island.
Alan is just paying £250k a year to keep his face/name in the public eye. Probably not a bad investment for the publicity. Karen probably chips in for the same reason.
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Post by rawshark on Mar 17, 2023 10:44:30 GMT
I was going to save this for the TV series review thread next week, but the thing that gets me is that it’s not even a reality show any more. So much of it now is so choreographed and scripted. And when the one interesting thing happens, ie. a candidate gets pissed on a flight and makes such a knob of himself they have to kick him out the series, it’s all brushed over.
This wasn’t always the case. If a candidate copped off with another one or if one had problems back home it would get covered. But now it’s whatever cues up Shoogs for his spontaneous one liners. It’s so formulaic - funny bippity-bop music when they don’t know what they’re doing, sad music when one is about to cry…
Still some satisfaction to be had from outing the one who said she was “self taught” as actually just having dropped out after her GCSEs. Also, I know it’s unkind but when the boxing one was doing her little workout, all I could think about was Butterbean.
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Post by X201 on Mar 23, 2023 21:24:35 GMT
If I was Sugar confronted with these two finalists, I think I’d turn round and say “Nah. I’ll give it a miss this year”
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Post by Lukus on Mar 23, 2023 23:07:45 GMT
As entertaining as this nonsense has become, I think they have to rethink the whole format. Their business ideas are all shit. Their plans are shit. They should do a Dragons Den Mashup to select some people with decent ideas/skills for the starting lineup. All the making stuff tasks have made it like The Generation Game. It's just become another celeb TV breakthrough route. I see the Wallace and Grommet one almost got on Love Island. Alan is just paying £250k a year to keep his face/name in the public eye. Probably not a bad investment for the publicity. Karen probably chips in for the same reason. Pretty sure the contestants are obligated to use Alan's services (bookkeeping, legal, marketing, etc) so they basically end up paying him back until the money runs out. So it came down to two incredible business ideas this year. A boxing gym and a hairdressers. |
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