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Post by X201 on Jan 4, 2022 11:23:52 GMT
I know the candidates aren't always the sharpest tools in the box - it makes for good TV - but this year's lot actually scare me.
Nick was Hypnotoad in another life
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Post by imamazed on Jan 4, 2022 11:25:30 GMT
Christ, he looks gormless and a complete pr-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNONICK
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Post by Reviewer on Jan 4, 2022 11:33:34 GMT
Every one of them describes themselves as a money motivated cunt who only cares about money. Should all suit Sirallan.
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Post by X201 on Jan 4, 2022 11:34:59 GMT
Conor:
"His business idea consists of a fleet of quirky food and beverage vendors targeted at music and sports events."
So that will be posh burger vans then?
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Post by TheSaint on Jan 4, 2022 11:39:24 GMT
How is this still getting renewed? Absolute trash.
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Post by X201 on Jan 4, 2022 11:44:10 GMT
How is this still getting renewed? Absolute trash. People watch it. It pulls in an average of 7 million, which on an average week will put it in the Top 3 of BBC 1 programmes.
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Post by mrpon on Jan 4, 2022 12:13:16 GMT
Maybe Alan would like Nick Showering beside him.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 4, 2022 12:22:43 GMT
How is this still getting renewed? Absolute trash. It's a palette cleansing hate watch. It's good to look down your nose at these cunts. |
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Post by drhickman1983 on Jan 4, 2022 12:34:20 GMT
How is this still getting renewed? Absolute trash. It's a palette cleansing hate watch. It's good to look down your nose at these cunts. I find it utterly depressing to watch. These dickheads are, by the definition laid out by modern material society, successful. Yet they are utterly obnoxious. It simultaneously makes me hate modern society for being so single minded in it's focus on the all-mighty economy, and hate myself for being crap and apathetic. So I think I'll give it a miss. I think the only thing I find more soul-crushingly infuriating are property shows with overly-picky house-buyers who somehow have managed to amass a huge budget. |
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Post by Youthist on Jan 4, 2022 12:42:34 GMT
It actually used to do it properly in the first year or two. Tim Campbell won the first one and it was when it was actually about something. It soon jumped shark into "lets laugh at these utter cunts" X Factor style to drag the knuckle scrapers in - sorry I mean give it broader appeal.
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Post by rawshark on Jan 4, 2022 12:43:32 GMT
The show is a marvel of selective editing. The premise attracts twats in itself, and they then cunningly edit the show to make them appear as incompetent as possible. As with every reality show you get goodies and baddies but they do a really good job of selecting the people who’ll make the biggest twat out of themselves.
Prediction for this year - now that Nuts and Zoo no longer exist you’ll get at least one contestant who is primarily on there to gain exposure for their Only Fans account.
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Post by retro74 on Jan 4, 2022 12:54:04 GMT
I used to enjoy it for the first few seasons but after a while the contestants really started to grate on me. I think I stopped watching around series 9 or 10 after watching every episode up to that point
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Post by Reviewer on Jan 4, 2022 13:40:19 GMT
The show is a marvel of selective editing. The premise attracts twats in itself, and they then cunningly edit the show to make them appear as incompetent as possible. As with every reality show you get goodies and baddies but they do a really good job of selecting the people who’ll make the biggest twat out of themselves. Prediction for this year - now that Nuts and Zoo no longer exist you’ll get at least one contestant who is primarily on there to gain exposure for their Only Fans account. I’m betting on it being this one: www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/profiles/4CMm070l70S5DMZbwn6K3wK/conor-gilsenan |
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Post by LegendaryApe on Jan 4, 2022 13:57:56 GMT
That a bunch of flaccid offal tubes
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Post by dam on Jan 4, 2022 14:44:00 GMT
I think I can safely say "Where the fuck do they get these arseholes from" without even looking at them. "Brittany has a positive outlook on life, and is looking for Lord Sugar’s help launching her business idea for the first alcoholic protein drink." Sorry Brittany, I think that's been done....  |
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Post by X201 on Jan 4, 2022 15:02:53 GMT
The winner is always going to be someone who fits into Siralan's latest business ventures: Health & Beauty, baking cakes bread etc or recruitment. Anyone who thinks he's going to sink serious dough into their cleaning business better prepare for disappointment now. Sorry Alex.
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Post by Danno on Jan 4, 2022 19:09:22 GMT
It's a palette cleansing hate watch. It's good to look down your nose at these cunts. I find it utterly depressing to watch. These dickheads are, by the definition laid out by modern material society, successful. Yet they are utterly obnoxious. It simultaneously makes me hate modern society for being so single minded in it's focus on the all-mighty economy, and hate myself for being crap and apathetic. So I think I'll give it a miss. I think the only thing I find more soul-crushingly infuriating are property shows with overly-picky house-buyers who somehow have managed to amass a huge budget. "Im Josh, I'm a bee-whisperer And I'm Gloriana. I knit tea-cosies for the Sylvanian Families toy range. Our budget is £1,900,000 and we need to live on converging leylines, with no traffic, good chakra and within 10 minutes walk of the Northern line" Those people? |
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Post by Danno on Jan 4, 2022 19:10:34 GMT
The show is a marvel of selective editing. The premise attracts twats in itself, and they then cunningly edit the show to make them appear as incompetent as possible. As with every reality show you get goodies and baddies but they do a really good job of selecting the people who’ll make the biggest twat out of themselves. Prediction for this year - now that Nuts and Zoo no longer exist you’ll get at least one contestant who is primarily on there to gain exposure for their Only Fans account. I’m betting on it being this one: www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/profiles/4CMm070l70S5DMZbwn6K3wK/conor-gilsenanFuck me who reanimated Bob Holness |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Jan 4, 2022 19:16:20 GMT
Those glases aren't really working for him
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Post by cubby on Jan 4, 2022 19:37:12 GMT
YOU DON'T GET FURLOUGHED HERE YOU GET FIRED
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Post by Danno on Jan 4, 2022 20:41:29 GMT
Forced to retire from rugby through repeated concussions. Wait til Lord Sugar gets all Spinal Tap with the cricket bat, my money's on him being the last cunt standing in that round.
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Post by askew on Jan 4, 2022 20:49:43 GMT
The winner is always going to be someone who fits into Siralan's latest business ventures: Health & Beauty, baking cakes bread etc or recruitment. Anyone who thinks he's going to sink serious dough into their cleaning business better prepare for disappointment now. Sorry Alex.
Sorry Harry.
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Post by jono62 on Jan 4, 2022 20:52:49 GMT
I know the candidates aren't always the sharpest tools in the box - it makes for good TV - but this year's lot actually scare me.
Nick was Hypnotoad in another life
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Post by Danno on Jan 4, 2022 20:58:27 GMT
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Post by simple on Jan 5, 2022 11:29:04 GMT
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Post by simple on Jan 6, 2022 21:03:53 GMT
I hate them all already
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Post by LegendaryApe on Jan 6, 2022 21:16:06 GMT
Absolutely loathsome
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Post by Humperfunk on Jan 6, 2022 21:16:09 GMT
"In this process you don't get furloughed...you get fired!"
I also hate them all already
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Post by LegendaryApe on Jan 6, 2022 21:29:16 GMT
Jesus that yoga banana logo..
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Post by Humperfunk on Jan 6, 2022 21:31:36 GMT
This logo is like something oit of fucking Dark Souls (which I completed yesterday wahey)
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