Duffman5
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Post by Duffman5 on Dec 22, 2021 15:28:14 GMT
I honestly read the title of this thread as: Piers Morgan: The work of Satan!
Both the pies and Morgan are scum.
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Post by Sarfrin on Dec 22, 2021 15:35:39 GMT
What about a vegan mince pie? The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Dec 22, 2021 15:43:41 GMT
Those roast parsnips that disguise themselves as roast potatoes can go straight to jail
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nazo
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Post by nazo on Dec 22, 2021 15:47:41 GMT
The shops round us are sold out of Boursin, Christmas is ruined.
This is the worst fallout from Brexit yet.
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Post by stacks on Dec 22, 2021 15:48:56 GMT
What about mints pie?
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Post by Jambowayoh on Dec 22, 2021 15:56:24 GMT
What about a vegan mince pie? The enemy of my enemy is my friend. What the fuck? |
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EMarkM
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Post by EMarkM on Dec 22, 2021 15:58:46 GMT
Those roast parsnips that disguise themselves as roast potatoes can go straight to jail You need to do them in maple syrup, not honey. Amazing. |
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robthehermit
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Post by robthehermit on Dec 22, 2021 16:23:52 GMT
What about a vegan mince pie? The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Nope, the enemy of my enemy is also my enemy. Leave my suet alone. You'll want to ban dumplings next. |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Dec 22, 2021 16:28:24 GMT
Those roast parsnips that disguise themselves as roast potatoes can go straight to jail Are you my dad cubby?
How can you not love roast parsnips
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Dec 22, 2021 16:34:06 GMT
Yes, I am your dad, now go to your room
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Post by Sarfrin on Dec 22, 2021 17:09:22 GMT
What about a vegan mince pie? The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Nope, the enemy of my enemy is also my enemy. Leave my suet alone. You'll want to ban dumplings next. I promise to keep my hands off your dumplings. |
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Post by Bill in the rain on Dec 22, 2021 22:13:21 GMT
I don't mind the occasional mince pie although I'm less than convinced by Mrs Hermits insistence that having wensleydale with them is a good thing and I refuse to try it. Well, I've never tried that, but cheddar on Xmas cake is a delicacy, so it sounds feasible. |
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Post by Danno on Dec 23, 2021 15:43:26 GMT
6 of the smirking little mince wankers have turned up in a gifted food hamper.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Dec 23, 2021 15:46:00 GMT
elstoof can take them off you. Danno saves Christmas
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Psiloc
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Post by Psiloc on Dec 23, 2021 16:12:09 GMT
So is it the fruit you hate? The pastry? The sugar? The booze? All delicious. You all just like the microsecond of attention it gets you once a year.
"No mince pies for me, I don't like them."
"You don't like mince pies?!"
"No I've never liked them."
"Oh OK."
"This is my most treasured moment since I had the same conversation last year."
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Ulythium
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Post by Ulythium on Dec 23, 2021 16:15:33 GMT
Well, I've never tried that, but cheddar on Xmas cake is a delicacy, so it sounds feasible.
While we're discussing the most heinous concoctions of Lucifer himself, cheese (as a whole) can eat a bag of dicks.
Like, the entire bag. Tipping it up afterwards to get every last crumb. Tiny bits of dick stuck in its unwashed beard.
Cheese sucks.
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Dec 23, 2021 16:16:57 GMT
Oh my god wtf DO you guys eat? No cheese now??
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Post by clemfandango on Dec 23, 2021 16:17:43 GMT
I've never understood how people can like food that was invented a couple of 100 years ago out of scraps, for poor people so they could eat something different at Xmas. I mean people don't eat tripe, faggots, marrow/lard on toast, sheeps/pigs trotters etc. anymore.
Basically fruit mincemeat is disgusting
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Post by Danno on Dec 23, 2021 16:18:18 GMT
Well, I've never tried that, but cheddar on Xmas cake is a delicacy, so it sounds feasible.
While we're discussing the most heinous concoctions of Lucifer himself, cheese (as a whole) can eat a bag of dicks.
Like, the entire bag. Tipping it up afterwards to get every last crumb. Tiny bits of dick stuck in its unwashed beard.
Cheese sucks.
WHAT. THE. FUCK. |
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EMarkM
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Post by EMarkM on Dec 23, 2021 16:19:47 GMT
clemfandango Now, let’s just take a step back. I’m tempted to ask, have you tried it? Rich, sweet, tangy, marvellous goodness that it is…
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2021 16:20:20 GMT
I've never understood how people can like food that was invented a couple of 100 years ago out of scraps, for poor people that's uhh.. all we Americans eat right there |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2021 16:20:35 GMT
Slowly feel I'm getting read for it now. I've wrapped all the kids' presents, I've made bread and m*nice p*e ice cream, I've washed loads of clothes and tidied the flat...
Can I has dronk nao plz
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Dec 23, 2021 16:20:58 GMT
Loads of food that we eat now was invented hundreds of years ago, don't talk bollocks
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2021 16:21:53 GMT
Well, I've never tried that, but cheddar on Xmas cake is a delicacy, so it sounds feasible.
While we're discussing the most heinous concoctions of Lucifer himself, cheese (as a whole) can eat a bag of dicks.
Like, the entire bag. Tipping it up afterwards to get every last crumb. Tiny bits of dick stuck in its unwashed beard.
Cheese sucks.
100%. I can eat a little bit of cheese on its own, and I obviously enjoy it in pizza and pasta, but I don't get how people can eat like a whole block of stilton in one sitting? |
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Ulythium
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Post by Ulythium on Dec 23, 2021 16:24:18 GMT
Festively-speaking, mince pies and Xmas cake. No Xmas pudding and *definitely* no sodding cheese (although that last one is a year-round stipulation).
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Psiloc
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Post by Psiloc on Dec 23, 2021 16:25:06 GMT
Oh I'm sorry I didn't realise mincemeat was invented hundreds of years ago by *spit* poor people
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Post by dmukgr on Dec 23, 2021 16:25:17 GMT
I don't mind the occasional mince pie although I'm less than convinced by Mrs Hermits insistence that having wensleydale with them is a good thing and I refuse to try it. Well, I've never tried that, but cheddar on Xmas cake is a delicacy, so it sounds feasible. Isn't Mrs Hermit from Yorkshire where cheese with fruit cake is a thing and that is basically just an extension of that, and a very tasty extension at that. |
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Post by clemfandango on Dec 23, 2021 16:41:46 GMT
Oh I'm sorry I didn't realise mincemeat was invented hundreds of years ago by *spit* poor people It was said in jest, but also slightly bad taste so apologies. 95% of the population was poor when it was invented. It's a bit like some 1st and 2nd world war food, it was developed for a reason, not because its nice... |
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Post by clemfandango on Dec 23, 2021 16:43:04 GMT
I must add I really hate the taste of it too
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Post by Aunt Alison on Dec 23, 2021 16:43:28 GMT
It can be nice as well
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