Vandelay
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Post by Vandelay on Feb 22, 2023 7:42:33 GMT
A Steam Deck is a cure to that problem.
Edit: New page!!! Now you are all wondering what ailment the Steam Deck will solve. The answer will astonish you!
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Post by dfunked on Feb 22, 2023 8:09:13 GMT
You won't believe how these five simple Steam Deck tricks will cure a common ailment!
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Post by Bill in the rain on Feb 22, 2023 8:10:39 GMT
Where do we insert the Steam Deck?
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Post by dangerousdave on Feb 22, 2023 8:11:14 GMT
I took the Joy Con off my Steam Deck and now it doesn't work anymore!
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Vandelay
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Post by Vandelay on Feb 22, 2023 8:34:12 GMT
Where do we insert the Steam Deck? Sometimes the cure is worse than the illness... |
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Post by damagedinc on Feb 22, 2023 8:34:12 GMT
I used to disappoint my partner in bed, but after following the advice on page before. The deck has cured me and I've never seen her happier!
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Post by Bill in the rain on Feb 22, 2023 9:09:56 GMT
Where did you insert the Steam Deck?
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Post by dfunked on Feb 22, 2023 9:30:05 GMT
Geez your pussy is big as a house big as a house.
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Post by JonFE on Feb 22, 2023 10:11:45 GMT
dfunked Is that an echo? Boy, that's big...
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Post by JuniorFE on Feb 22, 2023 10:21:41 GMT
Geez your pussy is big as a house big as a house. I'd make a "Yo momma" joke but Binding of Isaac got to it first... |
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Feb 22, 2023 10:38:02 GMT
More like steam dick, eh.
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Post by MolarAm🔵 on Feb 22, 2023 11:19:24 GMT
The end of Fire Emblem Engage is in sight! Fuck it was good. Story's a bit meh, but in terms of the strategy it's the best Fire Emblem I've played in years. Possibly since the GBA days.
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Post by dangerousdave on Feb 22, 2023 13:41:43 GMT
I can't believe I've not played a Fire Emblem on Switch yet. I gave Wargroove a go, but the map design wasn't all that great.
For some reason I just want the Advanced Wars remakes more. I don't know if I can make time for Fire Emblem as well.
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Post by Bill in the rain on Feb 22, 2023 14:20:36 GMT
My main memory of playing a Fire Emblem on GBA was enjoying it a lot on commutes, then making one dumb mistake in a battle half way through a campaign, because I was distracted by changing trains, and about 3 of my main characters dying in that one battle and the save system allowing no way to recover them.
At which point I never touched it again.
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Post by dangerousdave on Feb 22, 2023 17:43:41 GMT
That sounds mighty stressful. My last was Awakening on 3DS. I'd play it just before bed with a cup of tea. Except that cup of tea often because 2 or 3 and I would try and survive on 4 or 5 hours of sleep instead.
Good times.
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Post by One_Vurfed_Gwrx on Feb 22, 2023 18:26:21 GMT
Sadly, despite being a big fan of the series, the only FE game I have got close to completing was the first GBA one (with no characters death, somewhere near the end before I got distracted). I keep playing them, enjoying them then getting distracted. Three Houses is one of my least played though because the whole school setting just puts me off (I did of course buy the season pass for it on sale though...). I have been similar with my Etrian Odysseys except I actually finished the main game on the first FS release on that one ...
Up to chapter 4 of Engage I think...
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Post by damagedinc on Feb 23, 2023 11:01:51 GMT
Those after Zelda collectors pre orders they're now showing back in stock at different places. Shopto and very have them (for the moment)
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Post by dangerousdave on Mar 2, 2023 9:31:20 GMT
Apparently Mario Rabbids: Sparks of Hope has a demo now. Very much worth a punt in my humble opinion.
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Post by dfunked on Mar 2, 2023 9:37:58 GMT
Was cheapish (ÂŁ28) on Amazon the other day too. Added to my backlog even though I should probably go back and finish the first one...
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Post by jeepers on Mar 2, 2023 9:52:37 GMT
My kids are enjoying watching me play BotW. Me, less so: the junior designer that added the “can’t climb in the rain” feature was a penis and should be fired especially when *it fucking rains all the fucking time*.
Dogshit game design.
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Post by pierrepressure on Mar 2, 2023 11:10:11 GMT
Tried the new Theatrhythm demo and I love it, FF7, 8, 9 and 10 hold a special place in my heart so to be able to revisit these characters (albeit in an unusual art style) and the wonderful music is a treat.
Think I'll pick this up when the price hopefully drops, got Metroid coming tomorrow so I want to fully focus on that first.
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Post by dangerousdave on Mar 3, 2023 9:59:25 GMT
Metroid Fusion comes to the expansion pass on March 9th. Its very good, but perhaps a little more linear than some fans would expect. Its the game Dread most closely resembles in the series.
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Post by jimnastics on Mar 3, 2023 10:07:49 GMT
I'm currently playing the Metroid Prime remaster, it's my first ever Metroid. They should added a quicksave system, as I have turned it of a few times because I just can't be bothered to make the long trek back to wherever I died from my last save point. I can't say I'm enjoying the game massively for this exact reason, I give it a "pretty good" rating so far. Let's see if that gets better as I improve at the game (currently near the end of Phendrana Drifts).
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Post by pierrepressure on Mar 3, 2023 10:12:36 GMT
Metroid Fusion comes to the expansion pass on March 9th. Its very good, but perhaps a little more linear than some fans would expect. Its the game Dread most closely resembles in the series. Not played this one but listened to a podcast recently that discussed it and it has me intrigued, they said the same thing as you regarding linearity. |
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Post by dfunked on Mar 3, 2023 10:15:47 GMT
I like it despite it funneling you along far too much. Probably the best attempt at a story in the series that isn't mainly told through the environments.
SA-X is badass too.
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Lizard
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Post by Lizard on Mar 3, 2023 10:31:22 GMT
Hopefully Zero Mission turns up soon. Never played it.
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Post by dangerousdave on Mar 3, 2023 14:07:22 GMT
I would strongly recommend both. Fusion does funnel you, but come the game's end you're let loose to mop up all the secrets you missed and that is hugely satisfying.
Zero Mission is also excellent and my favourite of the two. It feels like it has more freedom, with level design more closely in line with Super Metroid.
Also, both games control very nicely too. The lack of GBA buttons actually helps the Metroid series and in retrospect, I really wish Super Metroid had a GBA port to tighten up it's clunky controls.
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Post by dangerousdave on Mar 3, 2023 14:09:00 GMT
On a related note; Nintendo Life just updated its top 50 Switch games list and has put Metroid Prime and Dread in 2nd and 3rd places, respectively.
Not sure I'd agree with that just yet, but Dread is way better than I initially gave it credit for. Probably my favourite 2D Metroid now.
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Post by pierrepressure on Mar 3, 2023 14:16:55 GMT
Still can't believe I beat that last boss, initially thought it was beyond me, took about 5 days though.
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Post by steifybobbins on Mar 9, 2023 0:10:12 GMT
Still can't believe I beat that last boss, initially thought it was beyond me, took about 5 days though. So did I! Weirdly though, once I worked it out I beat it without barely taking a hit. It's exceptionally well designed and incredibly fair. It just needs to be learned. |
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