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Post by rawshark on Jan 12, 2022 11:32:25 GMT
Orders of Magnitude would be a great name for a band.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2022 11:34:40 GMT
I've always like "Moistened Gusset" but there's always the worry that people would take it the wrong way.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Jan 12, 2022 11:42:49 GMT
Because its impossible for a gusset to be moist, obviously.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Jan 12, 2022 11:43:19 GMT
This is the new Alien 3.
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Post by dogbot on Jan 12, 2022 11:45:50 GMT
Because its impossible for a gusset to be moist, obviously. Surely that depends on where said gusset is...? I imagine that building or bridge gussets can easily become moistened. Although I can also imagine that this does not have the same allure the original poster was alluding to.
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Post by dfunked on Jan 12, 2022 11:49:06 GMT
Now I feel a bit weird about calling our cats' flea treatment "wet neck"...
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Jan 12, 2022 11:49:56 GMT
It also gives Home Alone a bit of a darker edge
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2022 11:53:28 GMT
Ok everyone tell their wives, girlfriends or fleshlights that they're going to make them have a wet leg tonight and we'll meet back here tomorrow with the results.
If you hadn't all chased that half a head away he could have made a little poll for us.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2022 12:09:30 GMT
Okay I'll do it. Will make for something different to talk about over dinner anyway.
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Post by cubby on Jan 12, 2022 14:09:10 GMT
Now that I have had time to ruminate on all of this, I'm fairly sure wet leg is to do with pissing yourself. This is a thing that women I've overheard while walking to the train station regularly talk about, and on TV they're always saying they're wetting themselves and need to buy TENAladys to mop up their wet legs with.
I've solved it.
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Post by dfunked on Jan 12, 2022 14:16:23 GMT
Nah mate, it's just an emoji thing... Absolutely nothing else.
💦🦵
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Post by mrpon on Jan 12, 2022 14:20:20 GMT
Wet box?
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Post by dogbot on Jan 12, 2022 14:21:32 GMT
Nah mate, it's just an emoji thing... Absolutely nothing else. 💦🦵 Kooky. We should all buy their records and merchandise immediately.
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Post by Danno on Jan 13, 2022 23:45:55 GMT
This must have happened in this thread already, but the UK Office is barely servicable (Mackenzie Crook is great) and the US Office is exceptionally good.
And I tend towards loathing American comedy.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2022 23:47:10 GMT
I'm American and I've never liked our version of The Office.
Parks & Recreation was the much better version of that show, IMO.
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Post by Danno on Jan 13, 2022 23:50:13 GMT
I'm American and I've never liked our version of The Office. Parks & Recreation was the much better version of that show, IMO. I need to give Parks and Rec another go. As is tradition the first series was kinda weak and I didn't persevere past that
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Post by 😎 on Jan 13, 2022 23:59:27 GMT
The first and last seasons of both shows are kind of shitty, but nearly everything in the middle is gold.
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Post by retro74 on Jan 14, 2022 9:11:39 GMT
I’m watching the US version of The Office at the moment, I never got past series 1 back when it came out
It’s excellent, although Michael Scott drives me mad. I realise that’s the point of the comedy but the stuff he does makes me really hate him at times. Dwight is consistently the funniest person in it but most of the side characters are good
I’m about 5 episodes into series 7
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Post by dogbot on Jan 14, 2022 11:33:36 GMT
I can't stand the (UK) Office, mostly because Ricky Gervais makes me want to kill something (ideally, Ricky Gervais).
I haven't watched the US one.
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Post by jellyhead on Jan 14, 2022 11:34:38 GMT
I haven't watched it for years and years but i think the first series of the The Office US tried to be or was based too much on the UK series but they found their way after that doing their own thing with the idea and made some great episodes. That was my impression and what people who watched it told me. I don't think i've seen anything but the memes and some clips if i'm honest.
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Post by Bill in the rain on Jan 14, 2022 12:01:16 GMT
I was out of the country for the year that The Office came out, and when I came back to the UK I felt like everyone at work was talking a different language. Every fucking thing generated a The Office quote or reference, which all went straight over my head and just sounded like they were morons.
So I hate the UK Office, whilst simultaneously having never watched it.
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Post by rawshark on Jan 14, 2022 12:04:17 GMT
While we’re on the subject, I’m fairly unmoved by The Tourist. It’s not bad, but not as great as everyone says it is either. And I’m really confused when people say it’s part comedy. What about it exactly are they finding amusing?
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Post by Sarfrin on Jan 14, 2022 12:14:15 GMT
I can't stand the (UK) Office, mostly because Ricky Gervais makes me want to kill something (ideally, Ricky Gervais). I haven't watched the US one. He absolutely is the character he played in the office.
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Post by Psiloc on Jan 14, 2022 12:21:33 GMT
I'm the rarest of beasts, I love both the UK and US versions of the Office. It is true that the first season of the US one didn't work because it was trying to hard to be the UK version; it's interesting that even as a British fan of the UK programme it didn't work for me either until they changed it
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Post by lexw on Jan 14, 2022 15:51:54 GMT
This must have happened in this thread already, but the UK Office is barely servicable (Mackenzie Crook is great) and the US Office is exceptionally good. And I tend towards loathing American comedy. I feel like they serve different purposes. The UK one is genuinely satirical and somewhat nasty/dark, and it's a very short-format thing with a short run. It was pretty accurate in a horrifying sort of way, maybe excessively accurate. It's certainly not particularly enjoyable. S1 of the US Office took the same approach, before realizing that wouldn't work and retooling into a much more standard sitcom, just retaining the "documentary" conceit. As such it lost about 90% of the satire and replaced it with farce and absurdity. Which is INFINITELY more watchable. I mean, I happily watched the entire thing early in the pandemic whilst doing boring shit and working from home. I think Michael Scott is too much, myself. They're both too cruel to him and way, way, way too kind to a man who is fundamentally, a self-centered little shit who should not have that job (and would have been punched in the face so many times IRL). He's both a vital part of the show, and kind of the worst thing about it a lot of the time, esp. when the writers are basically fellating his awful character (which thankfully only happens for a short while at a time, usually). I watched much of Friends similarly during the Pandemic (shit maybe all of it?), and it's interesting that The Office, whilst having slightly less homophobia, is more sexist and honestly I'd say verges into misogyny fairly at least a couple of times a season (which Friends generally does not). I thought that was kind of weird given when it was made. (Though on the topic of Friends, holy shit Chandler is way more of just a prick than I remembered.)
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Post by 😎 on Jan 14, 2022 16:42:03 GMT
The fun part about the US Office is that some of the writers admit they wrote Michael as a very accomplished and proficient manager (reflected occasionally in how well his branch always does) but abused the documentary angle to suggest the film crew cut out any competency and only showed the embarrassing mess ups.
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Post by 😎 on Jan 14, 2022 16:43:39 GMT
That’s obviously not true across the board though. Scott’s Tots as a notable “this man is the worst human alive” point there.
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Post by lexw on Jan 14, 2022 19:35:12 GMT
The fun part about the US Office is that some of the writers admit they wrote Michael as a very accomplished and proficient manager (reflected occasionally in how well his branch always does) but abused the documentary angle to suggest the film crew cut out any competency and only showed the embarrassing mess ups. His constant Trumpian baby tantrums and like, total lack of self-awareness really call that interpretation into question though. It's more like he has some cunning plans, and narrow and specific but deep understanding of certain people (not his staff!) and a certain amount of charm which he expends mostly on clients. I can't remember any episodes which gave me the vibe he was actually more competent than shown. I feel like that's retcon from the writers or something. And yeah jesus wept Scott's Tots. Like that the writers didn't think that made him beyond contempt suggests they maybe don't understand audiences as well as they think.
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Post by 😎 on Jan 14, 2022 19:46:16 GMT
I can think of a handful, but as you say it’s very varied episode to episode. Selling Michael Scott Paper Company back to DM, securing Hammermill as a client, he manages to recruit Danny Cordray even with an initial hostile reaction, and even smaller moments like supporting Pam’s art show. But yeah, for every example there, there’s one where he’s just a fucking idiot or lucks out in some way (like the Golden Ticket thing, or how badly he handles “Did I stutter?”)
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Post by Psiloc on Jan 14, 2022 19:49:47 GMT
The fucking Baps thread
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