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Post by Danno on Jan 11, 2022 12:12:43 GMT
I'm going to kick the shit out of them Can you write that in emoji, please? 🦶😵🥔 |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2022 12:18:03 GMT
If all you guys are old as fuck, how old was Wrinkly?
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Post by dogbot on Jan 11, 2022 12:25:27 GMT
Can you write that in emoji, please? 🦶😵🥔 Foot terror potato?  |
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Post by drhickman1983 on Jan 11, 2022 12:27:08 GMT
Foot terror potato? Now that's a better name. |
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Post by Dougs on Jan 11, 2022 12:28:21 GMT
Papa Roach have put out a few bangers tbf. If you only know them from Last Resort they completely moved away from Nu-Metal shortly after and have managed to stay pretty relevant By the way, I literally cannot believe that a forum of dedicated gamers can skew so old. You all sound like my Dad. I'm a married man with two kids and my first real experiences with my own music was MP3 downloads on Kazaa and Limewire (I learned about malware after...). Yes I even missed the boat with Napster. Piss off whipper snapper. Next you'll be telling us you've never used a rotary phone or a VHS |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2022 12:32:20 GMT
Terror Potato would be a fucking brilliant band name. I'm having it. I don't care that I didn't think of it, I'm having it.
Either that or I've just found my first Elden Ring character name.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Jan 11, 2022 12:37:20 GMT
I reckon that’s one of those stories that changes every time they tell it and it really is code for being horny
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Post by dmukgr on Jan 11, 2022 12:38:41 GMT
"Next you'll be telling us you've never used a rotary phone" -------- (I somehow messed up the quote function) I have a rotary phone that I really like but now I am moving house I am seriously thinking of sacking off the landline - the only people that called were always telesales and/or scammers. It's a shame, it always looked really cool on my desk  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2022 12:40:19 GMT
I don't know if I've been doing sex wrong but I've never made a lady have a wet leg before as far as I'm aware.
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Post by drhickman1983 on Jan 11, 2022 12:49:34 GMT
Surely you've heard the song by Niki Minaj called W.A.L?
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Post by Psiloc on Jan 11, 2022 12:50:44 GMT
Papa Roach have put out a few bangers tbf. If you only know them from Last Resort they completely moved away from Nu-Metal shortly after and have managed to stay pretty relevant By the way, I literally cannot believe that a forum of dedicated gamers can skew so old. You all sound like my Dad. I'm a married man with two kids and my first real experiences with my own music was MP3 downloads on Kazaa and Limewire (I learned about malware after...). Yes I even missed the boat with Napster. Piss off whipper snapper. Next you'll be telling us you've never used a rotary phone or a VHS I have a VHS player in the game room! I might be young but I'm also insufferable |
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Post by Dougs on Jan 11, 2022 12:51:03 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2022 12:56:44 GMT
I don't know if I've been doing sex wrong but I've never made a lady have a wet leg before as far as I'm aware. You mean you've never been caught short and had to have a widdle on her leg? You've never lived man. |
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Jan 11, 2022 12:57:22 GMT
I don't know if I've been doing sex wrong but I've never made a lady have a wet leg before as far as I'm aware. I’ve never cut diamonds with my boner, either, but the euphemism persists |
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Post by MolarAm🔵 on Jan 11, 2022 13:00:30 GMT
Does it count if you wee'd on her leg
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2022 13:01:18 GMT
But that kind of makes sense. A boner so strong it can cut diamonds. It doesn't really make logistical sense to have a wet leg because your horny.
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Post by drhickman1983 on Jan 11, 2022 13:03:06 GMT
I'm not convinced a chub would ever have the required sharpness to cut diamond.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2022 13:03:28 GMT
If someone said to you "come back to my place, my leg is soaked through" you would think there was something wrong with them.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2022 13:06:44 GMT
To be fair I wouldn't pay any attention after the first five words. I'd already have my coat on.
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Post by Bill in the rain on Jan 11, 2022 13:08:43 GMT
Pearl Jam are great. Most of their stuff just hasn’t had the same sort of impact and coverage as the first couple of albums had, although they’re still huge. I tried to listen to Pearl Jam so many times, but they're just so... boring. I legit can't see what anyone sees in them. My mates were into them in college, and a bunch of other bands, and the other bands were all cool, but god no don't put the pearl jam album on again! I've never heard of Dove Cameron but their name is one vowel change away from an absolute pig-fucking disaster. Ohhhhh! I knew I recognised the name! I just watched a (shitty) movie with her in it, and she at least had some kind of screen presence. She was more interesting than Hailee Steinfeld in it, which was somewhat unexpected. Didn't know she did songs too.... but I probably should have guessed as it seems all Disney Babes have to release albums. |
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Jan 11, 2022 13:13:22 GMT
But that kind of makes sense. A boner so strong it can cut diamonds. It doesn't really make logistical sense to have a wet leg because your horny. I mean, it completely does. Like absolutely 100%. |
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Post by gammonbanter on Jan 11, 2022 13:14:53 GMT
Despite several attempts, I could never get into the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I know I'm supposed to say it's shit now, but if I have never consumed how can I say it is!
I'll go out on a limb and say, that The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy hasn't aged well
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Post by grey_matters on Jan 11, 2022 13:15:01 GMT
But that kind of makes sense. A boner so strong it can cut diamonds. It doesn't really make logistical sense to have a wet leg because your horny. Next you'll be daying that the ladies don't all slide off their chairs when you walk into a room. |
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Jan 11, 2022 13:17:04 GMT
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Jan 11, 2022 13:19:01 GMT
Despite several attempts, I could never get into the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I know I'm supposed to say it's shit now, but if I have never consumed how can I say it is! I'll go out on a limb and say, that The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy hasn't aged well The girl just got into them and listens to the audiobooks on repeat. They still hold up. The society that uses leaves as money and cuts down all the trees to create scarcity is basically NFTs. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2022 13:19:24 GMT
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Post by cubby on Jan 11, 2022 13:20:05 GMT
Damn Decks you seem to have a real wet leg for these guys
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Post by retro74 on Jan 11, 2022 13:21:00 GMT
I’d just worry that they were lopsided or their fanny was skewed to one side
If they were mega horny it would be Wet Legs
Maybe ‘Dysfunctional Fanny’ would be a better name for them
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Post by grey_matters on Jan 11, 2022 13:22:18 GMT
"Does Madame dress to the left?"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2022 13:22:19 GMT
How hard is it to imagine they're so wet it's run down their leg. Hence wet leg.
Use your imagination guys.
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