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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Oct 13, 2021 19:00:28 GMT
Cutting through a lemon and seeing the tiny puff of lemon juice vapour as you do so, then having a sniff (of the lemon), sublime.
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Post by minimatt on Oct 13, 2021 19:41:19 GMT
CATS. CATS ARE NICE.
Specifically their fluffy little paws, and their twitchy wee noses, and when they do that stretchy back thing, and when they deign to sit on your lap, and specifically not when you tread in cat sick or the partially butchered remains of a mouse.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2021 20:10:14 GMT
I think the thread is done already. I can't top either of those.
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Post by dfunked on Oct 13, 2021 20:24:52 GMT
There's a sweet older cat (I think her owner said 14) a few doors down from us. Whenever we go out or come back I always check if she's there for a quick pet. She's just so affectionate it always makes my day.
Then I get home to our two cats who couldn't give a shit about me until dinner time.
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Post by Danno on Oct 13, 2021 20:30:43 GMT
Picture that freezing winter in your first rented flat/student house, that had bloody storage heating, or an electric fire in the living room, and fuck all else, but you managed to get an oil radiator.
Get up early for work, freeze half to death setting the thing up, put your underwear and t-shirt on it. Take a shower, freeze again towelling off afterwards but then, THEN, the glorious warmth
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Post by marcp on Oct 14, 2021 14:18:49 GMT
Order. Like when I unpack my shopping and the cans are all in the right place and facing forward, before other people mess it up.
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Post by dogbot on Oct 14, 2021 14:27:31 GMT
A really nice cup of tea.
Early autumn mornings out in the forest with the hound.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Oct 14, 2021 14:33:28 GMT
A really nice cup of tea. Early autumn mornings out in the forest with the hound. It's not a proper stat to the day if I don't get a good cuppa, really puts out off my kilter for a few hours otherwise. |
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Post by Dougs on Oct 14, 2021 14:35:40 GMT
I suspect they were 2 different things. I concur on the flask thing though.
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Post by Dougs on Oct 14, 2021 14:36:24 GMT
Well now I look weird.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Oct 14, 2021 14:36:47 GMT
I suspect they were 2 different things. I concur on the flask thing though. Yea, I realised that now, as you can see.  |
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Post by Dougs on Oct 14, 2021 14:39:26 GMT
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Post by dogbot on Oct 14, 2021 14:47:45 GMT
They were two separate things, although I could definitely start taking a good flask of tea out on our longer hikes. I'd got out of the habit of drinking tea in the mornings. In the last ten years or so, I've tended to always have coffee, but recently I've been cutting down and so I've gone back to tea and I realised just how much I love it of a morning, too. Now I need to get a good flask.  |
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Post by dfunked on Oct 14, 2021 14:57:04 GMT
Just make sure you get one that'll fit a standard frankfurter.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Oct 14, 2021 14:57:06 GMT
Ooh I can see a travel mug/flask with a ceramic lining rather than steel is the key to a good tea on the go. I do need a new travel mug, I've been using a Costa one for about 5 years and it's really quite disgusting inside now and pretty bashed up having fallen off the car roof at least twice. I wonder how a ceramic one would cope with that?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2021 15:04:49 GMT
A really good shower. Not many things more relaxing in life.
Bath weirdos freak me out.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Oct 14, 2021 15:10:09 GMT
A really long, loud fart when you wake up in the morning. I'm not even joking.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Oct 14, 2021 15:10:32 GMT
Just make sure you get one that'll fit a standard frankfurter. And some baked beans. |
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Post by dogbot on Oct 14, 2021 15:17:04 GMT
I feel like I might be missing a joke, here. Also, baths are amazing. One of the worst things about moving house was leaving our bath behind. I loved that bath. The one we have now is sufficient, but it's on my list to replace it with a massive stone resin one. |
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Post by Dougs on Oct 14, 2021 15:18:54 GMT
Ooh I can see a travel mug/flask with a ceramic lining rather than steel is the key to a good tea on the go. I do need a new travel mug, I've been using a Costa one for about 5 years and it's really quite disgusting inside now and pretty bashed up having fallen off the car roof at least twice. I wonder how a ceramic one would cope with that? That one was pretty hardy. Lasted a good few years being lugged to and from London, dropped etc numerous times. It is only big enough for one large cup though |
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Post by Dougs on Oct 14, 2021 15:20:32 GMT
dogbot, yep, EG in joke. Former user vizzini used to keep sausages in a flask or something
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Post by Vortex on Oct 14, 2021 15:21:23 GMT
That one was pretty hardy. Lasted a good few years being lugged to and from London, dropped etc numerous times. It is only big enough for one large cup though How many sausages could be enflasked though? |
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Post by Vortex on Oct 14, 2021 15:22:01 GMT
Oct 14, 2021 16:20:32 GMT 1 Dougs said: dogbot, yep, EG in joke. Former user vizzini used to keep sausages in a flask or something Heresy. It was anfony! How could you forget? |
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Post by Jambowayoh on Oct 14, 2021 15:23:10 GMT
That one was pretty hardy. Lasted a good few years being lugged to and from London, dropped etc numerous times. It is only big enough for one large cup though How many sausages could be enflasked though? That's a pretty cromulent question in this particular area. |
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Oct 14, 2021 15:26:09 GMT
That one was pretty hardy. Lasted a good few years being lugged to and from London, dropped etc numerous times. It is only big enough for one large cup though How many sausages could be enflasked though? Depends on the size of the sausage obviously. Dougs travel mug does look a bit like a fleshlight. |
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Post by hedben on Oct 14, 2021 15:29:58 GMT
Cutting through a banana, skin on, with a serrated knife.
Prior storage in flask optional.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2021 15:32:50 GMT
Peeling an orange in one go.
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Post by Dougs on Oct 14, 2021 15:37:14 GMT
Ah yes, you're quite right user Vortex
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Post by Vortex on Oct 14, 2021 15:38:07 GMT
How many sausages could be enflasked though? Depends on the size of the sausage obviously. Dougs travel mug does look a bit like a fleshlight. Sooo, room for a single, um, 'sausage'? |
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Post by stacks on Oct 14, 2021 15:56:27 GMT
Washing down that last bit of toast with a cup of tea after a cracking full English.
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